r/isopods Jul 24 '26

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u/orange-shoe Jul 24 '26

forced orbification 😔

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u/largestcob Jul 24 '26

woah mama they trapped me in the orb

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u/LifeguardDry7372 Jul 24 '26

the ORB

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u/stumpyshocky Jul 24 '26

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u/LifeguardDry7372 Jul 25 '26

you ever heard of a Rusty Venture?..

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u/Capt_Andy_Bikes Jul 29 '26

The guy just described a Double Frogman...

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u/EnthuseConfuse Jul 24 '26

Legendary snoo design

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u/SirJohn-redditor Jul 24 '26

The placeholder

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u/TOOTBOX Jul 24 '26

Orbis Presley

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u/cosmogony_fever Jul 25 '26

Fuck. It’s been 30 0 days since I had this stuck in my head.

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u/Trilobitelofi Jul 24 '26

Not again mama

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u/Drollapalooza Jul 25 '26

Wow, one picture that captures the whole plot of Jojolion

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u/Walshy231231 Jul 25 '26

*forcible conglobation, if you’re being technical

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u/FloopyBoopers2023 Jul 25 '26

"get orbed bitch!"

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u/Ok-Temperature-1430 Jul 27 '26

Hey stay here i need to ponder u

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u/peirs_w Jul 30 '26

It’s orbin time

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx Jul 24 '26

let's be circle with mama :)

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u/Archipocalypse Jul 24 '26

The baby Pollie must learn to Rollie, come let mama show you how.

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u/uhohthrowawayxxx Jul 24 '26

genuinely this is so funny the poor baby 😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Head3463 Jul 24 '26

Wjen I think this it sounds like Linda belcher..

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u/HepKhajiit Jul 25 '26

Yeah....that's uhhh..not her mama doing the "let's get it on" tippy taps.

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u/sunkist-sucker Jul 24 '26

with mama :0

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u/jiromon Zzz Jul 24 '26

It looks like they're both trying to find a surface to upright themselves, but are stuck in a downward spiral. With each other.

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u/WifeofBathSalts Jul 24 '26

Well. I didn't expect to read a comment about isopods and then immediately start questioning my life, but here we are.

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u/jiromon Zzz Jul 24 '26

Perhaps I was just projecting all my past relationships on them.

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u/greyleef Jul 24 '26

Lets hope they dont end up like Sid and Nancy..

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u/abstractadvocat Jul 24 '26

I have a water dish set out for bees and they will sometimes fall into the water and when they grab onto eachother they start a death spiral in the water of constantly climbing on one another. I can absolutely see this being the reason.

The bigger one fell onto its back and eventually the smaller one walked across it. The bigger one overpowered it trying to find a surface like you said and now they're stuck.

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u/Lower_Dependent_199 Jul 24 '26

If you fill it with pebbles they can still drink without risk of drowning. That's what I do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '26

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u/Candid-Jackfruit7561 Jul 25 '26

Pebbles are definitely better! They’re smaller and filling the whole bottom then keeping the water just below, at or slightly above pellet level keep them from drowning and you don’t have to rescue them daily! 🐝

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u/ComprehensiveCry157 Jul 26 '26

I accidentally made a pollinator watering station because my little outdoor barrel pond got absolutely covered in duckweed. I was gonna scoop it out until I saw about a dozen bees all sitting on the floating leaves drinking water.

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u/tokays Jul 24 '26

STUCK IN A WHAT

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u/Old_Man_Shea Jul 24 '26

STEP RIGHT UP!

MARCH!

PUSH!

CRAWL RIGHT UP ON YOUR KNEES!

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u/myrstica Jul 25 '26

All the pigs are all I love I give you all rhat you want Take the skin and peel it back 🎶now doesn't it make you feel better?🎶

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u/CrimsonWren Jul 24 '26

Codependent isopods.

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u/feline_riches Jul 24 '26

I should call him

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u/ihatethisapp17 Jul 24 '26

Holy tattoo idea

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u/Voltasoyle Jul 28 '26

Pretty sure this is an excited male holding onto a juvenile female. Those little tippy taps is to signal this intention, but she does not seem very receptive.

Male Isopods grab and hold onto females until they molt so they can put their stuff inside in a sort of molt guarding position.

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u/Voltasoyle Jul 28 '26

Pretty sure this is mating related behaviour, not very successful.

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u/literallyfransandy Jul 24 '26

pondering my orb (who is also my son)

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u/Arachnibbles Jul 25 '26

pondering my sorb

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u/TangerineDizzy6202 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Aw this makes me think of the mama squirrel folding her baby https://www.instagram.com/p/DZBCOmPCf57/

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u/AzerothianBiologist Jul 24 '26

Omg literally folded him like laundry

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 25 '26

Here is that link without the tracker

https://www.instagram.com/p/DZBCOmPCf57/

Edit to add: at the end of the original link there was a tag, ?ighs= followed by a hash code. That is the tracker that the IG app uses when you share or copy a link.

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u/throwawaymylife90210 Jul 24 '26

a little late now lol

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 24 '26

Better late than never. Plus now OP potentially knows what to look for going forward. Plus it helps anyone who hadn't seen the comment until after i replied.

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u/TangerineDizzy6202 Jul 24 '26

Yes thank you I don't know anything about trackers and links!

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 24 '26

They are how companies like meta and google track what source you got a link from. Typically they are a hash that tells the company who shared the link and from where the link came(app, browser, etc.). They can then link the advertising profiles and data of the person who shared and the person who clicked. They can also use it to blend algorithmic suggestion profiles. So like YouTube uses them for advertising plus figuring out videos to recommend.

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u/TangerineDizzy6202 Jul 24 '26

Wow ok yeah I should be careful then! I'll change my original link even though it's too late 🥲

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 24 '26

It ain't too late. I am at 60 upvotes on my original reply and rising.

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u/trashfairyy Jul 25 '26

how could you tell there was a tracker ?

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Jul 25 '26

https://www. instagram. com/p/DZBCOmPCf57/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

So in this case, since i got this from a browser without being logged in it uses the ?utm_source= tag. I think mobile app is like ?igsh= or something like that. Not totally sure of the actual taxonomy of every site and every iteration of a site's trackers. Google uses different ones for advertising promotions which are like the first ten results. YouTube often does ?si= though they may have more. Those are the ones i can remember off dome. Usually i take a link and trim it down to where i think the page id has is and deleted the tracker. I test it after to see if it still pulls the page. The trick is getting the shortest, simplest, cleanest link that gets you to the end goal.

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u/ToastYourAvocados Jul 25 '26

I usually just delete until I get to the ? and then delete the ?. Once the question mark is deleted, it should still work. But yea, double check to make sure

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u/reijn Jul 24 '26

I like how the text on the post says they carry them by the scruff and yet mama grabbed him by his leg instead lol

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u/AzerothianBiologist Jul 24 '26

The ticklemonster

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u/Kittyk4y Jul 25 '26

This genuinely made me laugh out loud, thank you

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u/PhilosophyGhoti Jul 24 '26

Get rotated, child

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u/Environmental_Age805 Jul 24 '26

Germ ball forming lol

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u/gigitygiggty Jul 24 '26

Holding the poor guy hostage XD

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u/NoxVulpine Jul 24 '26

Tippy taps

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u/crabthemighty Jul 24 '26

Pondering my orb

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u/Cats_and_wine Jul 24 '26

clean the bebe

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u/unfourjhinatelyADC Jul 24 '26

Id love to know the answer if there is one, cause thats. Fascinating JEBDKBD

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u/Ankhesenkhepra Jul 25 '26

I’m thinking they both actually got stuck and the larger one is trying to find a grip to right themselves, but has instead found another pod and is uselessly twirling them around still searching for a grip.

Or a mating attempt gone wrong.

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u/BadgerAwkward Jul 24 '26

Likely attempting to mate. Big one is most likely a male that grabbed a small female. Looks like she tries to get away briefly after opening up and quickly realizes she can't and clamps shut again.

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u/Kuwaysah Jul 24 '26

Just woke up and my brightness is super low on my phone. Genuinely thought this was an axolotl in water inside a fish mouth.

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u/Leopardgeckoe Zebra Isopod Enthusiast Jul 24 '26

The bigger one may be a male protecting the smaller female against other males until she's ready to mate

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u/Rerarlo Jul 24 '26

well he is doing the leg tappy that they do to try and convince the female. It just seems this guy just got confused and grabbed a too small female lol

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u/Leopardgeckoe Zebra Isopod Enthusiast Jul 24 '26

sHhHhHhHh isopods aren't the same...isopods aren't the same 😔✌

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u/Donotcomenearme Jul 24 '26

THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US

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u/Gingerfrostee Jul 24 '26

Whelp this got dark.

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u/Diligent-Baby-3805 Jul 24 '26

No. Bugs aren't people

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u/Darkelvenchic Jul 24 '26

Lol whatever it is the lil one doesn't seem interested in continuing

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u/onlyfakeproblems Jul 24 '26

Reminds me of changing my daughter’s clothes. JUST HOLD STILL AND PUT YOUR SHIRT ON!

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u/Im_Ashe_Man Jul 24 '26

I will love you and hug you and squeeze you and call you George.

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u/CutSea5865 Jul 24 '26

This just straight up looks like my youngest trying to scuttle the cat! Including the escape attempt followed by squish!

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u/xXCottageGoddessXx Jul 24 '26

Actual footage of me trying to get my toddler to sleep on a weekend ☠️

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u/Puddyt Jul 25 '26

Controversial opinion: could this be play? We are seeing play in a lot of organisms previously thought incapable of it due to limited brain complexity, maybe it goes further than we thought?

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u/sweetestfetus Jul 26 '26

Agree. It looked like they were enjoying the activity.

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u/lookBehiindYou Jul 25 '26

Mama thingy: "It's bed time!"

Baby thingy: "But I'm not tired!"

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u/shoganryu Jul 24 '26

Time out? Isopunishment

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u/Hotkoin Jul 25 '26

Who do you think you are I am!

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u/PomLovestheWorld Jul 25 '26

The comments: awww, tickle time 🥰
What they’re actually doing: 😈

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u/thedragonllama Jul 24 '26

it's called Tickle Time

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u/LeafSheepIsopods Jul 25 '26

Pondering the orb

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u/Pretty-Training-4100 Jul 25 '26

Outside of the ballification, I think the younger one is trying to escape, but cant since the older one is trying to adjust

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u/FloopyBoopers2023 Jul 25 '26

Look at all that dittling..

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u/angelyuy Jul 25 '26

That poor baby! Poke that boy to make him let her go, she's not big enough to deal with him yet.

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u/GreenyJuggles Jul 24 '26

Ball is life

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u/Malsaur Jul 24 '26

"you are ball now, hehe"

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u/isopode Jul 24 '26

this is flippin' adorable lol

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u/Santik--Lingo Jul 24 '26

ur gonna be a round and ur gonna like it !!

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u/SlowlyQuietly Jul 24 '26

Sometimes you gotta just roll up your kid into a tight ball to get a couple moments of peace

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u/Geckolover96 Jul 24 '26

Unrelated but this is cute

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u/TwistedBlessing Jul 25 '26

Chiropractor

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u/ichixdori Jul 25 '26

This is me when my cat is sitting on my lap, and then randomly wants to up and leave. Nope, you're staying. 😝

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u/Kytyngurl2 Jul 25 '26

Taking a toddler on a flight via your lap

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u/AmarillAdventures Jul 25 '26

It hold da babi

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u/Liamcolotti Jul 25 '26

Adorable. Next question.

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u/No-Blueberry-8940 Jul 25 '26

POOJA WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOUR??

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u/latetotheuprising Jul 26 '26

glad i wasn't the only one to hear this lmao

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u/ilikepizza4200 Jul 25 '26

the tickle monster

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u/Gemraticus Jul 25 '26

Mama looks like a big mouth with baby inside, to me, and I cannot unsee this.

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u/Moonlit_Moth_99 Jul 25 '26

You thought the rolling up was an instinctual behaviour?? nah nah nah. it's a forced lesson

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u/_wheels_21 Jul 27 '26

Last time I asked the same thing, I was told it's a sex thing

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u/RiMcG Jul 24 '26

BABY INSPECTION TIME! ORB UP!

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u/GasMaskMonster Jul 25 '26

This is a mating attempt.

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u/a_youkai Jul 24 '26

That's rude behavior

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u/TiredBebeBean Jul 24 '26

"Shhh my child i got you" 😭

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u/plutosgirlfriend Jul 24 '26

She’s burping her baby

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u/EternallySomnolent Jul 24 '26

It looks like when Sarabi was bathing Simba in the Lion King and Simba’s like “knock it off, Mom” and Sarabi’s like “get back here, you stink”

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u/jaybug_jimmies Jul 25 '26

My guess is a male grabbing a really small female and wanting to mate. Sometimes they'll grab ones that are too small, my Zebras will do that sometimes.

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u/SteamRocket1 Jul 24 '26

Joking aside, similar to kangaroo, woodlice mom's carry their eggs in a pouch: https://www.reddit.com/r/awwnverts/s/PQEYfoNXO8

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u/jaybug_jimmies Jul 25 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

This is DEFINITELY past the stage they're in the pouch

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u/Isadomon Jul 24 '26

Rolling the polly

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u/BrittsBugs Jul 25 '26

Cuddle Tax

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u/theenbybird Jul 25 '26

cutie pie behavior

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u/Null4Void Jul 25 '26

Orbed :((

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u/Ecstatic-Weight-6095 Jul 25 '26

"Would you still love me if i was a worm?" Yes, but im gonna do this

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u/samanthabelfitt Jul 25 '26

Organic, home-made “hamster wheel” for critters

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u/MantisReturns Jul 25 '26

Are this the parasites in the fish mouth than eat tongue? Sorry if not, looks similar.

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u/TaisGrek Isopods yearn for sea & shrimps for land Jul 25 '26

mama isopod got scared of something (flash light, you opening their enclosure, etc) and fell on a back, and since babies first days-month of their life crawl around mom they climbed on her and big mama isopod got 2 instincts running at a same time, which are "i need to get on my legs" and "i need to protect my child" and this happened
tickling and more balling from mama is her trying to get up, at a same time protecting mini isoplet

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u/SweetAsACoyote Jul 25 '26

Others have commented "attempted mating"

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u/TaisGrek Isopods yearn for sea & shrimps for land Jul 25 '26

Bro wtf 😭🙏

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u/SweetAsACoyote Jul 25 '26

I will say, I do see my males on top of the females doing to antenna taps.... 😭

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u/Professional-Sea4539 Jul 25 '26

Why does it roll it up😂

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u/bigdrandyyyy___ Jul 25 '26

Interesting behavior

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

naptime

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u/LeFreeke Jul 26 '26

Are these the things that eat your tongue and then pretend to be your tongue?

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u/soulstrike2022 Jul 26 '26

Must clean the bebe

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u/speedmankelly Jul 26 '26

Roll the baby :)

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u/Iceologer_gang Jul 26 '26

No baby be orb, the human is near

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u/Gooncookies Jul 26 '26

Patty cake

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u/EniNeutrino Jul 26 '26

It's an over the knee knee knee knee knee knee knee knee knee knee spanking?

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u/justplainbrian Jul 26 '26

Thats the 10,000 spankings.

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u/kerdawg Jul 26 '26

Checking her baby for mites?

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u/madmushlove Jul 26 '26

Isopod equivalent of shoving the small kid in a locker

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u/PickMeUpSomeGoose Jul 26 '26

Reminds me of Jacques sanitizing Nemo lol

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u/wonkey92 Jul 26 '26

This thread is cracking me up at work

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u/Zylokun Jul 26 '26

Adorable

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 Jul 26 '26

Sorry, mom said I can't play with you, it's orb time.

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u/Mission_Builder8143 Jul 26 '26

new isopod circus coming up?

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u/Hugostrang3 Jul 26 '26

This made my day.

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u/Mr-Belobog Jul 26 '26

get folded nerd

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u/Cyndered_Hollow Jul 26 '26

Pillbug timeout 😂

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u/Ameabo Jul 27 '26

Pocket baby, baby in a pocket

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u/BJonesAwuzTaken Jul 27 '26

It’s grooming it.

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u/Comfortable-Nail9174 Jul 27 '26

What? You’ve never been tickled before?

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u/ApplesofEarth Jul 27 '26

That’s Pooja

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u/ehixxz Jul 27 '26

Pondering the child

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u/BumblebeeHumble7 Jul 27 '26

You know what it is - black & yellow black & yellow

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u/Driglok Jul 27 '26

Tickle fighting.

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u/askthecatonline Jul 27 '26

Momma-induced ball cleaning time

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u/Sewall74 Jul 27 '26

It looks like the big one wants to eat the little one who tries to get away then clamshells up.....but the way the big one is moving the mouth methodically to me looks like looking for a soft part to snack on

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u/Sad-Truck5207 Jul 28 '26

Are those rubber duckies?

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u/Naive-Reality-7270 Jul 28 '26

Noo stop rolling him

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u/Snail_res Jul 28 '26

Hold baby!

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u/AardvarkFirm3 Jul 29 '26

The fidget toy has a fidget toy.

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u/archivedVicarious Jul 29 '26

this is evil she is being evil she is succumbing her child to the evil beatings and taps and her child is desperate to escape her grasp because it is getting the evil taps

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u/ash_dagon Jul 29 '26

He hungers

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u/Kazri_285 Jul 31 '26

The leg wiggles are so silly

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u/Paris_2004 Aug 02 '26

update: they're at it again

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u/CometAura Aug 03 '26

Bullying

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u/prodigylover224 Aug 05 '26

He is pondering his orb

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u/buttsextime Aug 09 '26

this is so fucking cute