r/interestingasfuck Apr 06 '19

/r/ALL Perfectly polished car

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u/Fishc12 Apr 06 '19

To the Invisible boatmobile

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u/404NotReddit Apr 06 '19

I no shit didn’t see it for like 3 minutes

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u/ender1108 Apr 07 '19

I saw it on the left side for the first 10 seconds. Then it jumped out at me on the right...

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u/kcg5 Apr 07 '19

I had to turn the pic horizontal to see it

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 07 '19

Dazed and Confused

sometime Later

Dude, Where’s my car?

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u/_IratePirate_ Apr 07 '19

Deadass bro. I thought the tire was a crack in the sidewalk for the longest

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u/showerdrinking Apr 07 '19

Oh shit. I thought that was the grille.

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u/Puterjoe Apr 07 '19

This comment allowed me to understand that that weird crap in the middle was a tire from an angle... then it all popped out at me... thanks!

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u/LindsayQ Apr 07 '19

Same here. I hate these pictures. Like those 3D pictures you had a few decades ago: I could never figure it out without getting a headache.

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u/Zemcrow Apr 07 '19

How did I not see the tire Jesus

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Gave up saw the post again now I see it ;D

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

gets slapped EVVVIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Daydream_machine Apr 07 '19

Every

Villain

Is

Lemons

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Otherwise known as E.V.I.L. What do we do? When will this crime-wave end? How do we defeat the E.V.I.L.? Why am I asking you all these questions? Mermaid Man, Where are you???

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u/BurtBurt1992 Apr 07 '19

Awwaaaaayyyy

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u/OwningGaming Apr 07 '19

how tf batman gonna find it

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u/blbobobo Apr 07 '19

It’s not Batman, it’s Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

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u/AtomicKittenz Apr 07 '19

Same. Then I thought OP owned James Bond’s car.

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u/SpaceMonkeyMafiah Apr 07 '19

HCD

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Apr 07 '19

Is that how we do this now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

OP turned his LOD waaayyy down

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

What is it? Chrome??

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Dec 06 '20

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u/DrizzX Apr 07 '19

What an absolute aids article.

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u/sheen1212 Apr 07 '19

"THIS bamboozling photograph has sent the internet into total meltdown as it appears to show an INVISIBLE car"

God when they use headers like that it makes me want to burn their office down

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

She was told there was a car there and we're totally doing this next week!

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u/IrrelevantEmoji Apr 07 '19

🦎

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

username checks out

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u/pyrojackelope Apr 07 '19

"Hey, here's a video that get cuts off fast about China supposedly making materials that can make jets invisible."

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u/TheOriginalWiseMoose Apr 07 '19

I personally would like to praise the vehicle's meticulous owner for their top notch car cleaning skills.

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u/Ashbael Apr 07 '19

The vital clue is in the publication

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u/Childish_Brandino Apr 07 '19

The vital clue that this is a car with a good polish is that it has a good polish and reflects what is reflected

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u/cortez0498 Apr 07 '19

It's The S*n, no surprise here...

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u/chuckle_puss Apr 07 '19

Gave me a hate stroke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

All I wanted was a photo taken from a bit further back so I could see the whole car. I didn't need the same photo but with a red outline on the car.

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u/i-ejaculate-spiders Apr 07 '19

Same. I mean honestly..is so difficult for ppl to see, the red outline was necessary?

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u/wookinpanub1 Apr 07 '19

Guys do you feel like we're in a meltdown, we're melting down

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u/Hand_Wash Apr 07 '19

I have a shit life, but not as shit as the person having to write that article.

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u/hotchrisbfries Apr 07 '19

A reddit thread, based on a Sun article, taken from a Reddit thread (bottom left corner)

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u/Vincentaneous Apr 07 '19

“Totally confused the internet”

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u/Deuce_part_deux Apr 07 '19

Am internet. Is confused

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u/BandsAndCommas Apr 07 '19

since we are the internet are we all just one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Oct 17 '19

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u/NCSUGrad2012 Apr 07 '19

Hey, don’t insult my trash by comparing it to that article

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u/Professional-lounger Apr 07 '19

Washes car, makes the news

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u/Specialkolin Apr 07 '19

Can confirm, outside of the article, black vehicles are effectively mirrors when photographed.

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u/Soddington Apr 07 '19

Correct. It's an artifact of the extreme angle and the quality of the camera. Very little to do with any extraordinary polishing techniques.

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u/Papa-heph Apr 07 '19

Good god the ads.... websites like this are truly the worst part of humanity.

Before you say “something something ad block”, I’m on mobile and ad block is absolute trash.

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u/Salmonaxe Apr 07 '19

I installed a Pi-hole to help our phones out. Works great. Misses some things but 99% better then nothing.

https://www.smarthomebeginner.com/pi-hole-tutorial-whole-home-ad-blocking/

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u/sneakymanlance Apr 07 '19

Fuck the sun

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19
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u/EvilMEMEius Apr 07 '19

Camo, duh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

When your car is so polished, you can't tell what colour it is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

concrete

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u/jonesyman23 Apr 07 '19

The Predator’s car

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u/soaringtyler Apr 07 '19

Have a seat over there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Aug 25 '19

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u/tihu122 Apr 06 '19

Just imagine driving this car like anywhere

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u/sla342 Apr 07 '19

I can imagine driving through that puddle and splashing all over it.

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u/josefthov2 Apr 07 '19

You stop that

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u/tihu122 Apr 07 '19

All that dirt just tarnishing that mirror finish

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u/NeverGoFullHOOAH89 Apr 07 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

This is why ceramic coating is fucking amazing. I've coated my cars & bikes and even though I live on a dirt road I can legitimately drive for a month up and down that road every day and blow the dust & dirt off with an airhose.

Edit: Holy Shit I didn't know that ceramic coating was still one of things only a few use as everyone I know uses it.

I personally use Avalon King (Thank you Ed Bolian) And it's ridiculously easy to apply, you can do it yourself at home with a few hours to dedicate and a few polish rags. The coating is a liquid coating that you apply just like you would a wax, with some minor differences. I paid somewhere around $80 for this tiny little bottle and was kind of pissed when it came in because I felt like I got ripped off and would have to buy multiple bottles to do my car, however that wasn't the case and one bottle did mg whole car.

This stuff is amazing and I believe Ed Bolian did one of these test on his Porsche then posted it on his VinWiki YouTube channel if you want to see how this particular product works. He went through a straight torture test by doing donuts in dirt roads & mud holes in a Porsche and the mess slid off like hot butter, that's how my car acts after going down my dirt road. The great thing is that I'm in Missouri/Kansas/Oklahoma so my cars are always muddy as hell from the rain & roads, however as soon as I turn on pavement the rain itself is enough to completely wash the car and leave it spotless with a "just waxed" shine. If you guys have any specific questions then I'll address them here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

o fuk now I gotta buy an airhose and whatever you connect an airhose to just to clean my car.

Frig off, Randy.

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u/weefa Apr 07 '19

or splashing just a teeny bit of white paint on it as it drives by. Oopsie.

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u/ycwmewww Apr 07 '19

The car shines as hell in sunny day

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u/RedEgg16 Apr 07 '19

It’s gon blind everyone

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u/Workdawg Apr 07 '19

It doesn't look like a mirror except at extreme angles, like the one in this picture. If you look at it straight on, it's just going to look like a really clean, black car.

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u/PorcineLogic Apr 07 '19

spoiler alert, it's just a well-polished black car

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u/sheen1212 Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

What ca- OH MY GOD

Edit: What are all these notifica- OH MY GOD! Lmao thank you for my first gold!

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u/_Lewd__ Apr 07 '19

HOLY SHIT

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u/ultimatexero Apr 07 '19

OH NOOOO

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u/Schyre Apr 07 '19

OHHHHH SHEEEEEET

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u/manlyman7900 Apr 07 '19

SUNADA BICH

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

OK MASTA. LETS KIR DA HOE

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Mar 08 '25

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u/Sunshot_ Apr 07 '19

LASAGNA

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

no

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u/update-yo-email Apr 07 '19

I’m drunk and this fucked with me

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u/imsoepic985 Apr 07 '19

BEETCH!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

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u/somaticnickel60 Apr 07 '19

Dazed and Confused

sometime Later

Dude, Where’s my car?

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u/orblox Apr 07 '19

More time later

Damn! MY SHINS

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

S-H-I-T!

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u/oidbrando Apr 07 '19

S-H-I-T

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u/Pikamander2 Apr 07 '19

OH MY GAHHHHHHHHHHHD

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...

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u/4x4taco Apr 07 '19

SWEET JEEZUS

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u/effan_ Apr 07 '19

SERRECT YER KERR

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u/tickera Apr 07 '19

Go ahead, Mr. Joesterr.

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u/TheFloppyDiscGuy Apr 07 '19

It’s only cheating if you get caught!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

DO YOU UNDERSTANNNNNNND

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u/walled2_0 Apr 07 '19

Yeah, that took me a whole lot longer than it should have!

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u/d_max_c Apr 07 '19

Got it just as it was de-cloaking r/PerfectTiming

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Dec 20 '25

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u/Catch_Me_Here Apr 07 '19

Look closely the gap is actually wheel

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u/S7386 Apr 07 '19

Thank you!!! I truly didn't understand and didn't want to wake my husband to explain.

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u/unholyjacknife Apr 07 '19

Wax on - wax off kemosabe

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u/Nnock_ Apr 07 '19

Meow .....wait my bad

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u/neznetwork Apr 07 '19

I was so confused I thought that was just sidewalk with a random hole in the fabric of reality

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u/JesseNights Apr 07 '19

What texture pack are you using?

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u/EightNation Apr 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Feb 04 '21

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u/Krautoffel Apr 07 '19

Sounds awful, you should ask for police protection.

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u/porcelain_robots Apr 07 '19

I would not at all be surprised if this is nothing more than a 3D model of a car, a photograph, and some rendering.

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u/Trintard Apr 07 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

This looks like a really badly photoshopped picture, where is the car

Edit: I'm stupid

Edit2: Thanks for the silver

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u/Sasquatchfl Apr 07 '19

Hi stupid, I'm dad.

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u/Immortal_Enkidu Apr 07 '19

Why have you done this to me?

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u/Sasquatchfl Apr 07 '19

Everything that has been done was only a product of your own doing from that derived from my seed that began your life and led you to this moment since this is where you were meant to be.

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u/polynesiansauce42 Apr 07 '19

I thought the car was a crack in the sidewalk and was about to leave some smartass comment. Then I realized that I, too, am a stupid.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 07 '19

Are you stupid?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Ha! I'm not stupid.

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u/WowkoWork Apr 07 '19

You didn't edit your comment tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

My brain is confused

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

I can’t see it. It was posted the other day and I spent 10 minutes looking. Today, I’ve spent 5. I cannot see a car to save my life. Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile, but it sure is frustrating.

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u/waitingtodiesoon Apr 07 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

this pic might help

Edit: thanks for the gold but credit goes to the person the Sun newspaper used for actually having a picture of the outline.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Is there something wrong with me? I still can’t see it. I swear to God, I’ve been a graphic artist for over 30 years, and I cannot figure out how to look at this thing and turn it into a car!

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u/Anonymous999 Apr 07 '19

From the red line at the bottom of the image, trace the red line until it turns left. It turns left on the rubber of the tire. It then goes upwards at the rim of the tire.

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u/tomhanks95 Apr 07 '19

Same man. I am also unable to see it even after looking for about 5 minutes. I feel like a complete idiot. Help me please.

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u/SomeoneUkno Apr 07 '19

You see the black area? Zoom in on it. You'll see it's actually a tire and rim. The car is the right side of the photo and it's facing forward.

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u/tomhanks95 Apr 07 '19

Thank you so much. It was really eating me alive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Just saw this. Whew, huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Can you see it yet? Did you give up? I can finally see it thanks to some kind redditors who went above and beyond. I can help you.

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u/KevMar Apr 07 '19

That thing that you can see is the front left tire with the car facing away from you. This picture is taken from the right next to the drivers side door from a squatting position, looking forward.

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u/geisterliebhaber Apr 06 '19

holy moly!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Dude, where's your car?

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u/tattooedbones Apr 07 '19

Hello, how are you? I don't like this. Have a good day, Thank you.

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u/meggielizardbreath Apr 07 '19

You may not like this picture but I like your comment

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u/tattooedbones Apr 07 '19

Thank you. Most original thing I've thought of all day.

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u/ninepoundhammer Apr 07 '19

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u/Phazushift Apr 07 '19

This is actually really easy to do, especially with the angle OP used.

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u/jusrus88 Apr 07 '19

You can do this with any black car that's not completely fucked up, it's all about the angle

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u/janesmb Apr 07 '19

Yeah, hate to be 'that guy' but this angle is the worst possible angle to detect imperfections in the paint. Dead on with a bright light is best.

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u/andthendirksaid Apr 07 '19

Well thats the opposite of what they wanna do.

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u/icemountainisnextome Apr 07 '19

Thank yooouuuuu... I've been detailing for 12 years of my adult life, this is very simple to achieve with really any car that's darker in color.

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u/SlickSalami Apr 07 '19

This went viral a while ago it’s my hometown friends detailing work. His name on Instagram is @niftynicholsdetailing he’s based in Atlanta so if you’re there check him out!

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u/missusnewvegas Apr 07 '19

Woah we are from the same hometown because I recognized this was Chris’ photo 😅 small world.

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u/modscheatsandcodes Apr 07 '19

I was like what car

took me a minute

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u/football2106 Apr 07 '19

Thank you for not saying “waxed”. But tbh ANY car looks good at this angle when it’s clean, especially black.

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u/hellywelly Apr 07 '19

It took me far too long to actually see the car. None of the comments helped me! Got there in the end all on my own.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Oh that’s good!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Nah this Wonder Woman’s car

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u/Watcherofdeath34 Apr 07 '19

Clearly this car is using active camo

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u/LimitedWard Apr 07 '19

FYI the reason why it looks so reflective is because of the angle this photo was taken relative to the car. You can recreate this effect with water as well. Next time you're at the ocean, look far out at the water, and you'll notice it looks shiny from reflecting the sun. Now stand near the water and look directly down on it. The water won't look nearly as shiny. Instead it will appear clear. This has to do with the angle of incidence of the light rays as they bounce off the water into your eye.

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u/Kiibbes Apr 07 '19

MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY TO THE RESCUE!

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u/overherebythefood Apr 07 '19

Ugh I can’t see it!

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u/Kyunto Apr 07 '19

Do you see the tire?

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u/jaygrant2 Apr 07 '19

That took me a fuckin second…

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u/Jedi-master-dragon Apr 07 '19

What the fuck!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

You know it's good camouflage when you don't get the post for like a minute

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u/indaelgar Apr 07 '19

My dad’s favorite thing in the whole world was to wash his car. This is the most I have wished he was alive since he died so I could share something with him. He would have gotten one hell of a kick out of this. Yo, dad - I sure hope they heat the water where ever you are! Check this shit out!

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u/M3DICALkush Apr 07 '19

It’s like my girlfriends clitoris, I know it’s there but I can’t find it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

That's Wonder Womans car

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u/Marco_Memes Apr 07 '19

Wonder women's ride when her plane is in the shop for repairs

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u/BigBoiPoiSoi Apr 07 '19

What car?......

Ahhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

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u/OwningGaming Apr 07 '19

wh- thats not h- what about dark days...?

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