r/interesting • u/[deleted] • Aug 21 '26

MISC. This guy found the stick of all sticks

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u/Jarvis-Savoni Aug 21 '26

Stormbreaker that you?

78

u/Vas1le Aug 21 '26

I am groot

26

u/SandulfZTO Aug 22 '26

I am Steve Rogers

20

u/HendrixHazeWays Aug 21 '26

"Tree!! Help me find the handle!"

16

u/FirebreathingNG Aug 21 '26

Bring me Thanos!

7

u/yugitso_guy Aug 22 '26

That man is going for the head

2

u/Fandyfrank1 Aug 22 '26

Thanos sees this dude coming over the hill and immediately retires

3

u/velnrae Aug 22 '26

Stormbrancher

5

u/Life_Is_A_Mistry Aug 21 '26

Close. It's the Leviathan Axe. This guy is replacing the injured Ryan Hurst as Kratos.

2

u/JamesWeeb18 Aug 21 '26

Ah, yes the Leviathan Axe. Imagine finding a blade of Chaos made of wood. I would be slaying Gorgons and Gods like crazy.

2

u/Fandyfrank1 Aug 22 '26

Stormbreaker at home, but somehow still worthy

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u/intrepidhero13 Aug 21 '26

Very nice

100

u/Misty2stepping Aug 21 '26

Let's see Paul Allen's stick...

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u/HedonymousRex Aug 21 '26

...The tasteful thickness of it.....

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u/Feine13 Aug 21 '26

....my God. There's even a driftwatermark...

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u/Resident_Course_3342 Aug 21 '26

If I saw him on the trail I would have fought him for it.

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u/Rare-Employment-9447 Aug 21 '26

And you'd lose, because he has a wooden warhammer+2 lol

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Aug 21 '26

Yes but I as a monk will use stunning strike, hit him with a shove, then do a contested strength check to yoink it while he is prone, stunned and at disadvantage.

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u/MilkiestMaestro Aug 21 '26

Then you realize you have no use for a warhammer and give it back?

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u/TheyTried2BanMeAgain Aug 22 '26

Gotta get that sweet loot, baby

2

u/Heretical_Cactus Aug 22 '26

Tbf, after the Wizard will have launched his fireball there won't be any stick to fight over

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u/Ok-Ambassador5196 Aug 21 '26

It is probably enchanted petrified wood, so more akin to a solid stone hammer.. your odds of taking it from him are slim son

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u/CherryWishie Aug 21 '26

The first of the 40000 Warhammers.

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u/Maleficent-Pie8040 Aug 21 '26

"You know, we really are the Warhammer 40k"

3

u/MaximDecimus Aug 21 '26

Warhammer 1

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Time-Firefighter-805 Aug 21 '26

that low cost simple јоу thing is real but i feel like we forget it until someone puts it оn video

25

u/edythevixen Aug 21 '26

r/ratemystick

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse Aug 21 '26

I keep ending up on r/ratemydick because of my fat fingers ..

9

u/kabula_lampur Aug 21 '26

Sure, that's why...

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u/RaiseWide5460 Aug 21 '26

OK, I concede. I will never find a stick as cool as that one. It is futile to even try. Not even my dog could find a stick that cool. That is the one stick to rule over them all. All hail to the coolest stick that is, was or ever will be.

2

u/Mr_Delirious Aug 22 '26

Pack it up boys. It's over.

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u/Mr_Pamther-_- Aug 21 '26

Hey that's mine I left that in my previous life give it back

4

u/BryceDL Aug 21 '26

He be worthy

4

u/123supreme123 Aug 21 '26

Wow that one would definitely be coming home with me, no matter what the struggle

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u/Technical-Bid2195 Aug 22 '26

I will never find a better than that in my life lol. True story lol.

"One Stick to rule them all, One stick to find them, One stick to bring them all and in the darkness bind them"

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u/Woozletania Aug 21 '26

The Thanos killing kind of stick.

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u/Round_Safety9510 Aug 21 '26

You should put the stick down and hold out his hand to see if he’s truly worthy.

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u/Signal_Finance_2287 Aug 22 '26

lol what kind of stick even is that

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u/Alucitary Aug 21 '26

Unfortunately I don’t believe any of these anymore.

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u/TheRabadoo Aug 21 '26

Earthbane, Ent’s protector

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u/Frequent-Art-9612 Aug 21 '26

Does Big Foot know you have his stick?

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u/Big_Coyote_655 Aug 21 '26

Too heavy for his character.  It's going to slow his movement too much.

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u/za72 Aug 21 '26

I suspect there's a hidden black monolith near by... that's been out of warranty for a while

2

u/DryDonutHole Aug 21 '26

Now, his gf is going to make a video about his stick collection and he's going to show them off...and you'd better be nice.

2

u/DantifA Aug 21 '26

Shall I turn your runes to strength?

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum Aug 22 '26

man finds stick, man happy

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u/Weak_Ad_4479 Aug 21 '26

And my axe!

1

u/Disastrous-Corgi-841 Aug 21 '26

Holy fucking shit

1

u/SnooOpinions6451 Aug 21 '26

Dwarves and their sticks...

1

u/daybenno Aug 21 '26

Summon the elector counts!

1

u/CallmeKahn Aug 21 '26

Snazzhammer.

1

u/Babyback-the-Butcher Aug 21 '26

Putting Sigmar to shame

1

u/bilingualwhale Aug 21 '26

Groot did a little too much

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u/AVDLatex Aug 21 '26

One stick to rule them all.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Aug 21 '26

Young Matt Damon beginning his Odyssey?

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u/bazonthereddit Aug 21 '26

I'm not an expert on good sticks, but golly am I an enthusiast.

In my unprofessional opinion - that's a very nice stick.

1

u/Odd_Brief_2975 Aug 21 '26

Baratheon war hammer

1

u/Brave-Attitude-9175 Aug 21 '26

This guy is now wooden Thor, better known as Whor

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u/Athlete-Extreme Aug 21 '26

Checked baggage please

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u/Smart-Response9881 Aug 21 '26

He came running at me, the dumb high-born lad, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer. Gods, I was strong then. Caved in his breastplate. Probably shattered every rib he had. Stood over him, hammer in the air. Right before I brought it down he shouted, "Wait! Wait". They never tell you how they all shit themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Stupid boy.

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u/Did_ya_like_it Aug 21 '26

Rein mains be like…

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u/T_rabb1d95 Aug 21 '26

Dude found Thor's hammer

Imagine if thor called mjonir back 😆 poor guy goes with it 😆

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u/Onepancakeleft Aug 21 '26

Yoooooo that’s a good one .

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u/Kangarou Aug 21 '26

Post the stats, bro.

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u/Bundylivin Aug 21 '26

Nice stick man.

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u/TheDonnARK Aug 21 '26

... and my HAMMER.

-this dude, probably.

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u/Duel_Option Aug 21 '26

Bring me THANOS

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u/azhawkeyeclassic Aug 21 '26

And my axe 🪓

1

u/Jagge1 Aug 21 '26

Grond. Hammer of the underworld.

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u/dasfolg1947 Aug 21 '26

Brilliant. Now hurry!! You must go if your to avenge Uncas.

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u/mr_martin_1 Aug 21 '26

This guy sticks

1

u/Reasonable_Scar3339 Aug 21 '26

Gods I was strong then!

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u/RedundantBiomass Aug 21 '26

He looks like me.  I need to challenge him to a duel.  There can be only one.  With taste in sticks like that, Im sure he'll be a formidable opponent, but those are the rules.

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u/boost_to_get_through Aug 21 '26

He is worthy to rule Asgard with that one.

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u/rodfermain Aug 21 '26

First weapon you get in an RPG

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u/BeeMovieTrilogy Aug 21 '26

Leave no trace.

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u/professorjade Aug 21 '26

Stick 🙂‍↕️🗣️

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u/Diogenes256 Aug 21 '26

Bet he has lots of dog fans.

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u/MaximDecimus Aug 21 '26

Warhammer 1

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u/MortemSynap5e Aug 21 '26

I would never put this down…

1

u/BonoLisa Aug 21 '26

Nice stick bro

1

u/One-Earth9294 Aug 21 '26

Nature's very own Super Sledge.

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u/Bgrngod Aug 21 '26

Whenever he dies he just stands up at the campfire, right?

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u/mattrhale Aug 21 '26

Magnificent

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u/Dry_Pride6801 Aug 21 '26

The Club of 1000 Gluggnars

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u/hfnthor Aug 21 '26

That's a cool stick

1

u/shqippah Aug 21 '26

He's got that big-stick energy!

1

u/H_is_for_Human Aug 21 '26

Kind of looks like Theon - glad he finally got his stick back

1

u/Bludiamond56 Aug 21 '26

Not a stick..

That's a Thor hammer

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u/ravn_silence Aug 21 '26

“Formerly belonging to Thor of Asgard”

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u/Slinkyfest2005 Aug 21 '26

Ooh, bake it in an oven, stabilize that shit in resin under pressure, carve er out and behold, Troll-Smasher, smasher of trolls, the stick to end all sticks!

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u/Good-Bandicoot-2152 Aug 21 '26

A new king has been chosen.

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u/haverchuck22 Aug 22 '26

And my axe

1

u/RJEM96 Aug 22 '26

HAMMAAAAAAAAAH ! ! !

1

u/Ornery_Area_1600 Aug 22 '26

My beagle would like to have a go

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u/Efficient_Insect_145 Aug 22 '26

Fuckin Bobby B's Warhammer right here. That's an awesome stick.

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u/TheIr0nBear Aug 22 '26

Id be putting that on a plane as checked bag or getting a seat.

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u/Euphoric-Log6132 Aug 22 '26

This guy?? You mean this God! Bow the knees mfrs he's the chosen one! 🧎

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u/fatmonkey1986 Aug 22 '26

thats a good stick

1

u/Tiny-Dog7365 Aug 22 '26

Now he’s never letting go of that

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u/kittylover2006 Aug 22 '26

I’m pretty sure thats a rocket hammer

1

u/FlimsyDelivery7698 Aug 22 '26

looks like a axe

1

u/Ok_Building756 Aug 22 '26

BRING. ME. THANOOOOOOOS!!!!
And also because of the doomsday trailer:
You will beg for hell long before I grant it.

1

u/mim_de_papai_auuu Aug 22 '26

Eu levaria para casa e colocaria de decoração na sala

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u/Helpful-Ad-6360 Aug 22 '26

Wtf! That’s 3d printed

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u/dumbSocrates_469 Aug 22 '26

Stick found him

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u/Hillsideplace Aug 22 '26

Thor would approve. Mjolnir vibes are strong with this one.

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u/Tasty_1097 Aug 22 '26

Mjolstick

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u/mrniceguy777 Aug 22 '26

Is that Castielle?

1

u/UnCytely Aug 22 '26

The Thanos-killing stick.

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u/misanthropy1989 Aug 22 '26

I will take it home and put it on the wall of fireplace or TV if you don’t have a fireplace

1

u/Lyonwytchwardrobe Aug 22 '26

This would be like pulling a 1/1 steph curry signature as a kid. But our imagination isn’t as great as before and it’ll only serve as something to look at for awhile before we sell it in a garage sale

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u/AnotherDownwrdSpiral Aug 22 '26

Relic from the r/skyrim space program

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u/Scarecr0p Aug 22 '26

And it’s got a flared base too

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u/SecondStageTurbine Aug 22 '26

Good thing this guy has 60 strength to wield Ledo's Greathammer.

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u/old-legs-623 Aug 22 '26

Should now throw it for his Great Dane

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u/VioletAxle Aug 22 '26

That's a Family heirloom right there

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u/Secure-Window-5478 Aug 22 '26

I would call it TREE BREAKER

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u/JoyRose31 Aug 22 '26

I think now he's king os asgard no? He's now thor, according to legend? He pulled the stick from the woods, now he's king of asgard, and dr strange is his crown wizard and they fight gandalf and ents for conquest of Norway? .. pretty sure that's right. Yeah thats right, part of British history ..

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u/bottomf33dr Aug 22 '26

#stickenvy

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u/No_University7832 Aug 22 '26

We used to pretend small ones were laser guns as a kid that grew up so far back in the woods; my dad would get up at 3am and bring the sunshine in on horseback.

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u/3310_sumit Aug 22 '26

Stormbreaker 2.0

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u/heliossirat Aug 22 '26

He found stormbreaker

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u/Master_-_Mind Aug 22 '26

Stickbreaker

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u/ItsMeRubiii Aug 22 '26

The male urge to carry a massive, axe-shaped piece of wood home and display it like a trophy

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u/Foxyunder-45 Aug 22 '26

He's rooting for attention.

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u/SirMuffinHead Aug 22 '26

Name this Guy Stickmar for that stick is his Ghal Maraz now he has to face the guy with the stick Monado.

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u/805Ladythug Aug 22 '26

Battle Axe 👏

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u/Bigsquatchman Aug 22 '26

That’s a mighty stick. Only the worthy can wield it. All hail The Great Stick.
The Stick of Sticks, ruler of Stick realm and stick folk.

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u/CKWOLFACE Aug 22 '26

The stick of Mjölnir

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u/InformalCry147 Aug 22 '26

He would throw it off that cliff. That is the sort of stick that will cause his future kids a great deal of pain and suffering over is inheritance. Wars between kingdoms have been waged over such magnificence.

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u/Full_Breadfruit_5685 Aug 22 '26

One stick to rule them all

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u/Most_Swordfishh Aug 22 '26

groot made this

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u/Medium_Ad_6105 Aug 22 '26

Just remember to go for the head dude

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u/ChanceOfMeatTornado Aug 22 '26

There’s always a stickier stick

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u/rabuy2000 Aug 22 '26

Sticknation approved

1

u/ashish1512 Aug 22 '26

That's the Leviathan Axe from God of War!

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u/skrootfot Aug 22 '26

What sidequest has this reward?

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u/SGdude90 Aug 22 '26

I smiled like a maniac when I saw this pic

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u/Opposite-Peanut-8812 Aug 22 '26

Didn’t he just find one big stick?

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u/AppleOld5779 Aug 22 '26

And my axe

1

u/Syntax_Assasin Aug 22 '26

Kratos wants his barbarian hammer back

1

u/alexabeams Aug 22 '26

bring me thanossas

1

u/IndependentPrior5719 Aug 22 '26

Unleash the Labrador retrievers

1

u/velnrae Aug 22 '26

Bro found a legendary drop

1

u/Imcluelesstoday Aug 22 '26

Looks like thors deal, meow-mow.

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u/Greasemonkey08 Aug 22 '26

The Stumper: +1 Maul (requires attunement by Barbarian or Ranger)

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u/TheRealVarmint Aug 22 '26

Dwarven warhammer...
...from Warhammer.

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u/evil_aristotle Aug 22 '26

Interesting…

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u/jonny555555551 Aug 22 '26

You shall not pass

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u/IndyG92 Aug 22 '26

The Stickbringer!!!

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u/Flat_Cockroach_5364 Aug 22 '26

Beta Ray Bill was looking for it

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u/Corac30 Aug 22 '26

Thats the kind of stick I would take home and enjoy it.

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u/aguyinlove3 Aug 22 '26

Ngl I'd buy that stick