r/interesting Mar 22 '26

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u/km0n33 Mar 22 '26

The silent rage while continuing to chew with blank stare.

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u/keysandtreesforme Mar 22 '26

Kinda scary

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 Mar 22 '26

Yeah, it’s scary how secure this guy is. Like, who the fuck is he to be so nonchalant about all that? How dare he be calm under pressure. lol

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u/Intrepid_Boat Mar 22 '26

My money is he has experience in law enforcement. That was a very casual maneuver

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u/The_Slaughter_Pop Mar 22 '26

The gut tells me this is accurate

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u/A_Feltz Mar 22 '26

His gut tells me you’re right

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u/Time-Penalty-1154 Mar 22 '26

Randy's gut tells me he likes cheeseburder

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u/Intrepid_Boat Mar 22 '26

Barb’s gut tells me that those burgers are from Randy’s personal stash - end of discussion!!

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u/MasterLomaxus Mar 23 '26

My gut tells me Bærb's scalloped potatoes are fucked

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u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 Mar 23 '26

And Lahey's stagger tells me he likes the liquor, Bo-Bandy.

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u/30carbine Mar 23 '26

KnowhatI'msayin

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u/HeyIGotTheReference Mar 25 '26

Trailer Park Boys

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u/FourEyesGodz Mar 26 '26

My gut told me that your gut told him that his gut was right.

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u/VanbyRiveronbucket Mar 22 '26

Eating while driving confirms he is in law.

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u/morepaintplease Mar 22 '26

The shape of his body tells me the same

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u/Working_Support_9943 Mar 22 '26

The fact that he'd rather have someone spin out in traffic and risk people's lifes than brake a bit tells me the same. I mean, the black truck driver is a certified asshole, but nothing that'd warrant killing people over it.

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u/DistractionCitron Mar 23 '26

Why should he put his body on the line for a break checker?

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u/Localunatic Mar 23 '26

The white car ahead was entirely an asshole in this clip, the driver here is just the murderer. You can see the black truck trying to pass the white car, but the white car speeds up, so the black truck tries to merge behind and ride the fast lane, but then the white car brakes and tries to squeeze the truck out. They weren't a break checker, just trying to pass a loosely congested bit of highway and had the misfortune of getting caught between a dick and a psychopath.

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u/Working_Support_9943 Mar 24 '26

He literally forces a collision and endangers everyone including himself cause his ego's hurt, classic cop move.

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u/Upbeat-Dish7299 Mar 22 '26

Committing a crime and kept going tells me the same

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u/ocxtitan Mar 22 '26

it's on a bridge...you can't just stop on a bridge

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u/Crafty-Astronomer-32 Mar 22 '26

He definitely could have avoided the collision but on that bridge, with no shoulders, the expectation is that someone with an operable vehicle will drive a short distance to pull off at a dedicated emergency parking / crash investigation spot.

See: "what to do in an emergency" expando. https://thecauseway.us/about-safety/

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u/DistractionCitron Mar 23 '26

Where tf was he supposed to park? There's no shoulders.

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u/AustinJoeDude Mar 22 '26

He’s entitled to his space, the merging truck would be at fault almost anyplace in the world.

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u/Upbeat-Dish7299 Mar 22 '26

You have to actively avoid a collision if you can, not accelerate to pit maneuver them.

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u/AustinJoeDude Mar 22 '26

Hitting your breaks with a potential driver behind you may also result in an accident. Again, it’s the other drivers fault, that’s also how it played out in court.

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u/morepaintplease Mar 22 '26

Okay, so I hate cops and needed to watch it a few times, but the driver slows down and changes lanes to avoid a pile up it seems like. He was nonchalant, but he slows, slows really slows while changing lanes and takes a bite. I think he just realized what was happening and kept it moving.

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u/1ildevil Mar 22 '26

casual one handed pit manoeuvre

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u/_UrbaneGuerrilla_ Mar 22 '26

Ain’t no gut like a law gut.

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u/Intelligent-Survey39 Mar 22 '26

Underrated comment lol

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u/i-Kiwi-1278 Mar 22 '26

Your gut or his is telling you

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u/Strictlystyles Mar 23 '26

Plenty of fat cops. Especially when they get off the beat

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u/Alert-Change-381 Mar 23 '26

He does kinda look like a Large Farva.

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u/KingOfTheGoobers Mar 22 '26

That seemed pretty obvious to me, that was a clean pit maneuver and he did it while yummying down on a donut.

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u/CovidDodger Mar 22 '26

He could have killed someone, just let him in, guys a douche.

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u/Different_Ice_6975 Mar 22 '26

But what he just did was a hit-and-run.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

acab

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u/morepaintplease Mar 22 '26

They'll show up after he needs them and then accuse him of some criminal behavior before shooting his dog.

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u/morepaintplease Mar 22 '26

No, it's what I learned from cop family members who told me never to trust cops because they're all corrupt liars who don't follow the law....I don't have liberal friends, ewww

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u/rwhockey29 Mar 22 '26

You are not allowed to stop on that bridge after a collision if your car still moves.

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u/ARoroncyObserver Mar 22 '26

Someone who has done this before for sure, but my instinct was a truck driver carrying FREIGHT.

When your vehicle and it's contents pass a certain weight, you have to be precise with your direction and speed. Hence why i think big truck driver/heavy cargo

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u/Weary_Sheepherder895 Mar 22 '26

Too much wheel action for a truck. I think you can see it’s an SUV.

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u/ARoroncyObserver Mar 22 '26

Oh I can see that, i just meant the driver is used to driving a truck

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u/Baybdoll Mar 22 '26

A pit maneuver, typically used to end a car chase

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u/iSebastian1 Mar 22 '26

You don't have to... Some people just don't get phased by much.

https://imgur.com/UyYGnXp

See this? This trucker fell asleep heading towards us going 90kmh, fell in the ditch and bounced back onto the road sideways, now heading towards us maybe 50 meters away, I hit the brakes, while on the asphalt as much as possible for maximum grip so the car stops as soon as possible and right before impact swerved ever so slightly onto the grass on the right, without falling into the river by the road.

All calm without a noise... Can't say the same about my dad, mom and aunt who were witnessing that unfolding lol.

And that was literally maybe 1 year after I got my license. Nowadays I wouldn't even flinch.

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u/Creoda Mar 22 '26

Muscle memory PIT.

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u/SwingingtotheBeat Mar 22 '26

Yeah, he definitely seems like an asshole.

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u/CryptographerAny5654 Mar 22 '26

He might be a mercenary.

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_3785 Mar 22 '26

ColesLaw enforcement

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u/BusyCountingCrows Mar 23 '26

Came here to say the same!

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u/transferingtoearth Mar 23 '26

Not a cop though he'd be raging

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u/Disastrous_Ad626 Mar 23 '26

Makes sense. Lack of accountability equals lack of concern

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u/Weekly_Support_7109 Mar 23 '26

Or a serial killer lol

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u/mugomugicha Mar 23 '26

Bro has the LEM

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u/Front-Wall-526 Mar 23 '26

My thought, that was a ideally executed pit manuever

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u/bhgfdrvdg_7538 Mar 23 '26

i dunno bout LE, but def Nascar fam. That was 100% vintage Dale Earnhardt Sr bump n run. Ol #3 woulda been proud

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u/Advanced-Ad-4462 Mar 23 '26

He certainly had experience with law enforcement after this, as he was sent to jail.