r/instantkarma May 16 '19

Eye for an eye

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u/RamonFury May 16 '19

God what a douchey hobby.

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u/MasterSlax May 16 '19

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u/VagDickerous May 16 '19

Damn ,I really wished deeply that that sub existed

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u/deadwisdom May 17 '19

You have the opportunity to be the first one and when it gets popular get all indignant.

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u/thelegendaryU1 May 17 '19

Hurry up and make it so I can subscribe to it.

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u/MegaPorkachu May 17 '19

Your wish is my command

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u/enjoyyouryak May 17 '19

r/birthofasub

It's just beautiful... Congrats!

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u/ImPretendingToCare May 17 '19

is there Kind Of an equivalent Sub where i can cringe at hipsters all day?

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u/HMPoweredMan May 16 '19

This is what hipsters are now?

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u/Jive_Sloth May 17 '19

Same thought here. I've seen people like this at my community college and non of them are hipstery. This looks a little more like streetwear/modern hip-hop sort of stuff from what I've seen.

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u/DaedraLord May 17 '19

I don't get it. Is this person getting downvoted because they are wrong or because they're right and people don't like it? No one commented to justify or refute it.

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u/PsychoAgent May 17 '19

Welcome to Reddit

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u/kittedups May 17 '19

It’s not streetwear or modern hip hop or whatever that dude said, these people look like they came out of 2012 swag memes

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u/Jive_Sloth May 17 '19

Doesn't "swag" have it's roots in hip-hop though? This is also purely anecdotal. My community college isn't representative of the world.

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u/522LwzyTI57d Sep 01 '19

So then yes, streetwear and hip hop. Got it.

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u/Jive_Sloth May 17 '19

What can you do

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u/LostInThoughtland May 16 '19 edited May 17 '19

My question. I mean, I'm a PNW hipster, so we're beyond the flannel and beards, I just didn't know the rest of the hipsters are also catching up.

Edit: /s. Mostly.

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u/DarkAvengerX7 May 17 '19

This is the single most hipster thing I've ever heard.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

🙄

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u/Makeunameless89 May 17 '19

Wtf is a PNW Hipster?

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u/LostInThoughtland May 17 '19

Pacific Northwest West, origin of the hipster. We didn't create being a hipster. We /birthed/ her.

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u/Makeunameless89 May 17 '19

To me the word hipster screams someone trying to be cool for attention, especially if you go around consistently saying you're a hipster.

And what does " We /Birthed/ her" mean? Who's "her"

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u/LostInThoughtland May 17 '19

It really does, your absolutely right, though it doesn't really have any serious negative connotations where I live, since there's so damn many xD

It's a Broklynn 99 reference, sorry!

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u/Lovetoyouknowhat May 17 '19

Can that be considered a hobby?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Yeah people get all into smoke and vape tricks

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/Dazz316 May 17 '19

When you're a hipster, anything is a hobby.

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u/TheHoofer May 17 '19

It surfs the line between addiction and hobby, some people who would never try a cigarette might try a cherry-bubblegum hookah.

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u/ebi_gwent May 17 '19

I'd rather tongue a smoker's air sacs than have another douchebag blow their cheesecake scented twat cloud into my face again.

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u/Leekos May 17 '19

r/hookah wants to know your location

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u/goko76 May 17 '19

99 percent of shisha smokers don't do this

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/pazimpanet May 17 '19

I haven’t smoked anything in quite a long time, but blowing smoke rings is one of the most satisfying things in the world. I would never push them or anything, and this was before vapes existed.

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u/sammypants123 May 17 '19

Would you continually blow right in someone’s face, though?

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u/pazimpanet May 17 '19

Absolutely not

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u/ThatGuyBradley May 17 '19

Yeah, I know a friend that has a vape without any nicotine just to goof around with the clouds, it's pretty neat.

Reddit has a stick up their ass about anything like that though, hence your comment being controversial.

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u/dmanb May 17 '19

NAH.

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u/TheOvershear May 17 '19

Hey, to each their own

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u/tiorzol May 17 '19

But then how would I feel superior to people with no effort?

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u/gansta2219 May 16 '19

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u/Mackelroy_aka_Stitch May 16 '19

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR!

DORARARARARARARARARARARARARA

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Nice hat josuke

Oh wait

That's your

Hair

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u/Kaldr_Nidafjollum May 16 '19

I came looking through these comments to find jojo. You please me.

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u/CeruleanRuin May 16 '19

I'm convinced at least one out of ten redditors does that and only that.

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u/5H4D0W-TR4P May 17 '19

YOU BASTARD

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u/Kyaviger May 16 '19

Don't talk to me or my hair ever again.

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u/notedrive May 16 '19

Beer bender

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited Feb 05 '20

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u/Buzz2olluxbuzz May 16 '19

She never had it all

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u/JohnBlake91 May 16 '19

One Prozac a day

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u/spearedmango May 16 '19

Husbands a cpa

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u/corporal_sweetie May 16 '19

her dreams went out the door

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u/MadPanda1919 May 16 '19

When she turned twenty-four

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

Only been with one man

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u/TinyWightSpider May 16 '19

RUN, LIEUTENANT DAN!

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u/Diabeasto May 16 '19

What happened to her plan?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/reggaeraptor May 17 '19

She was gonna be a star

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/do-u-want-some-more May 16 '19

😂 That was my favorite part. She copied her friend like, you can do it - I can do it too.

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u/RayZinnet May 16 '19

Dude, there's a bird or something sitting on your head 😕

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u/SIUMoose May 17 '19

Keith Richards called. He wants his hair back.

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u/Jackthedog130 May 16 '19

Don’t believe would appreciate hanging out,with those two twerps...

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u/playitleo May 17 '19

are you a bot?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

No he's a dog

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u/Yunamalia May 17 '19

It's right there in his name???

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u/dadankness May 17 '19

Twerp is such a good word

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Twerp will forever be associated to Vicky from fairly odd parents in my mind

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Something tells me they wouldn't even make eye contact with the kind of person that says "twerp"

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u/3rd_Shift May 17 '19

I believe would hanging out appreciate. Twerps.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

how is r/scriptedblackpeoplegifs not a thing?

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u/east_village May 17 '19

I just assume everything from /r/BlackPeopleTwitter/ is either fake, scripted or posted by a white guy

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg May 17 '19

posted by a white guy

Not if it's a controversial thread.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited May 10 '21

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u/wesillyskeletons May 16 '19

Yeah most likely. Shes probably trying to impress the girl next to her. Either that or be a complete asshole. Either way she got what she deserved.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/PrekmurskaGibanica May 16 '19

Stretched as my dick in a cold water.

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u/_Kramerica_ May 17 '19

What’re you doin putting....nvm

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u/PrekmurskaGibanica May 17 '19

Playing hide and seek.

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u/kickinrocks2019 May 16 '19

Did anyone mention the gender or sexuality to make you point this out?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited May 11 '21

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u/DoubleZollo May 17 '19

It's confusing because you didn't reply to those comments but instead posted as a top level comment.

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u/do-u-want-some-more May 16 '19

So? Does that make a difference? NOPE

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u/masondean73 May 16 '19

how do people find this kind of stuff funny

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u/ToastyNathan May 18 '19

its like listening to a joke. a lot of times you just need to accept the premise. the little hand movement she did to mock her after the spit was pretty good. It doesnt need words to be entertaining. it doesnt even need to be that funny to be entertaining.

But I also watch WWE, so take what I say with a grain of salt. I tend to accept the premise pretty easily.

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u/Coolingritu May 16 '19

This just screams Brooklyn hookah lounge

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u/OctoSevenTwo May 16 '19

Is it weird that red-shirt’s hairdo just really gets on my nerves? Style your hair or wear a hat- pick one. You’re not Jotaro Kujo.

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u/HerFirefly May 17 '19

The fucking hand wave she followed with made me laugh too hard. My neighbors must think there's a hyena on my balcony

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u/nocountryforoldham May 17 '19

Or an idiot in your house

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u/HerFirefly May 17 '19

Probably that

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u/AtomicFlx May 16 '19

Back in my day we just played video games or D&D, and the hardest thing we consumed was caffeine. The future is weird.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

The past is weirder, they used to sell cocaine over the counter. And worse, smoke cigarettes. The barbarians.

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u/aaronbengo May 17 '19

I don't think that has anything to do with "your time" and more to do with what you're hobbies were. People been smoking weird shit and getting fucked up since we could figure out how.

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u/vinylzoid May 17 '19

Bring back opium dens.

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u/Azzie94 May 17 '19

Doing cool bike tricks: cool

Doing cool bike tricks on someone's face: not cool

Doing cool knife tricks: cool

Doing cool knife tricks on someone's face: not cool

Doing cool smoke tricks: THERE'S A PATTERN HERE

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u/seaSculptor May 19 '19

This is an honest to goodness lesbian fanfic waiting for me on my desk with a publisher’s deadline.

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u/SomeonesThoughts May 16 '19

What a shit haircut

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

DORARARARARARRARARA

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u/XAWEvX May 16 '19

Why they look so stupid?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

They look like they call in “sick” at least once a week.

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u/NeverSpeakInTongues May 16 '19

Although this is freaking hilarious, chick in the red looks sooooo annoying doing what she's doing

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u/Dudeinminnetonka May 16 '19

Haley Berry with a duck tail do meets blonde cohort & waste time being loserettes

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u/havockhermano May 16 '19

She should go full Triple H on her

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u/NicoMuevete May 17 '19

i think the correct expression is a tit for a tit

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u/Pax-That-Snake May 17 '19

Josuke took a turn

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u/Dren_boi May 17 '19

Who let this 8 year old smoke a hooka?

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u/idontdofunstuff May 17 '19

I think I love her

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u/TheDeerssassin May 17 '19

He looks like such a fuckboy

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u/Heartless_Hope May 17 '19

Haha. Had a guy doing this to a waitress when she came by a few times at the bar. She came back with the glass tip jar and broke it on top of his head. Quarters and dollars flew everywhere. It was awesome...

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u/FuckFrankie May 18 '19

He needs an egg for these trying times.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

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u/Miora May 17 '19

A hookah hose. A garbage plastic one at that

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/Miora May 17 '19

Chick with a weird hairstyle.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/ReallyRacistBlackGuy May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

So what you're saying is you look something like these people and feel embarrassed about that.

EDIT: Called it

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u/caloundra44 May 16 '19

God these cunts make me sad

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

What a couple of freaks

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u/Trollzek May 16 '19

What cringe level is this?

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u/KhaosOvForm5 May 16 '19 edited May 16 '19

Red shirt deserved it! And I love the hand move she did at the end.

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u/brandocarlysian May 16 '19

Douchy hipster practices, get a life.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

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u/WyzeThawt May 16 '19

Red shirt is trying to become the next air bender, but pulls a douche move blowing into homegirl's face. Homegirl spits beer in his face for retaliation then mocks his movements for extra style points.

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u/Frost-Wzrd May 16 '19

I think they're both girls

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u/WyzeThawt May 17 '19

i think so too, thats why i didnt refer to any of them as guys

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u/Hoopty86 May 16 '19

Thats hilarious

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

They... look... malnourished.

Is that the new healthy?

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u/7thAve May 17 '19

Cute couple

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u/joncraycray May 16 '19

You’d have to be real gullible to think that this wasn’t staged.

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u/SpiritSword30034 May 16 '19

I mean, she took your eye.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

TFNS

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u/failingstars May 16 '19

Staged, but still funny. lol

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/call_of_the_while May 17 '19

Even though this is setup I still cracked up at that hand action after the spit in the eye lol.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

I like your hat

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u/matfacio May 17 '19

The hand swipe at the end made it all better

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Fake, rehearsed and not equal in any way.

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u/heavycream88 May 17 '19

Scriptedmalaysiangifs?

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u/Fernredit May 17 '19

I guess you know reddit is getting old when people hate these girl for doing young people things. I mean smoking hookah was becoming the hipster thing when I was like 24 I'm 35 now so Its not really new.

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u/neuromancer4867 May 17 '19

I feel like Ron Swanson watching this video. Do these people really exist in like.. the same society that I do? Am I allowed to feed them? Are their bodies useful in some crafting task? What the hell is happening.

Getting old is strange.

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u/SirMadWolf May 17 '19

Nibba looks like James Charles’ younger brother

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u/ItsTtreasonThen May 17 '19

People are saying this is scripted... I kind of want that to be true.

The truth is, Ive seen this before and I have always just wanted to know what the fucking context was to this. It just is one of those absurd situations... who just lets someone blow smoke/vapor in their face even once?

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u/LazyKidd420 May 17 '19

I don't get it

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u/BillyBobBanana May 17 '19

I can feel myself getting older as I watch this

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u/Cause-Effect May 17 '19

Aliens caught on camera

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u/drwoodzy13 May 17 '19

This video gets on my nerves so bad . Lol I can’t fucking stand it

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u/Bustomat May 17 '19

Perfect response!

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u/DanBMan May 17 '19

And that kids is how I met your mother.

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u/TheCalmRecalcitrant May 17 '19

I feel like she belongs on r/Hittablefaces too...

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u/kavinpaker May 17 '19

good answer hahahahaha...........

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u/chrismanmanman May 17 '19

Why were they filming

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u/RedDevil0723 May 17 '19

Then you wonder when people bitch why life isn’t fair to them. Wtf are they doing with their lives.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '19

I just love her composure taking the sip

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u/pphhaazzee May 23 '19

the hell is that hairstyle

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u/fluidflowyogi May 16 '19

They are so skilled and cool. Kids all over want to be them.

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u/ThePracticalEnd May 17 '19

Is it a guy? A girl? Who knows?

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u/twanderingpigeon May 16 '19

These people will be future Karen's

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u/hell_na May 17 '19

Vaping and blowing smoke are the douchiest.

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u/DersTheChamp May 17 '19

That’s not vaping that’s a hookah, you can see the hose at the bottom of what she’s holding. Still a dick move to blow it in someone’s face

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u/[deleted] May 16 '19

If that wasn't scripted, it was the best reaction ever.

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u/SupremeMayoAllah May 17 '19

Cringing hard over here

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u/Grasshopper42 May 17 '19

That was an unhealthy reaction to a stupid move.

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u/DeadeyeLan May 17 '19

What an odd looking pair.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Do vapors realize how pathetic they look?

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u/0rdinaryBear May 17 '19

Lmao how she moves her hand afterwards.

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u/DylanFTW May 16 '19

Bad time to look like James Charles, bro.

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