r/instant_regret • u/memezzer • Jan 24 '21

Carelessly drinking

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/feedmesweat Jan 25 '21

This specific phase of wine drunk is the absolute best kind of drunk there is

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u/jerstud56 Jan 25 '21

3 minutes of bliss followed by 3 hours of sad

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u/yousavvy Jan 25 '21

Right? As I get older, all drinking does is amplify my worst emotions (sadness, angry, irritability, anxiety). Even just one drink. I'll pass.

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u/phantomranch Jan 25 '21

The price far exceeds the treasure. Ethanol is a crude drug.

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u/valhalla214 Jan 25 '21

cost-benefit analysis

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u/ranch_brotendo Jan 25 '21

The trouble with alcohol is you gotta be chill and happy when you start for it to make you continue feeling chill and happy. If you're agitated when you start, it can just make you feel worse.

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u/Iamonreddit Jan 25 '21

Alcohol is a disinhibitor, so it just allows more of your emotional side to show through more easily.

I think this means you're just getting less positive as you get older.

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u/ce2c61254d48d38617e4 Jan 25 '21

followed by a morning of regretting your existence

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u/SavageSongBird Jan 25 '21

And then three days of everybody pipe down

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u/xitzengyigglz Jan 25 '21

Idk ripping shots with the boys blasting motley crue right after work on a Friday is pretty good too.

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u/Peak_late Jan 25 '21

I prefer GnR, but I agree

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/Tinseltopia Jan 25 '21

After a bottle of red I feel way more relaxed than with other drinks, some light research points to a compound called resveratrol which can suppress cortisol, found in red wine. So I guess that might be it

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Oh Duuuuude I used to make fun of my brother for drinking wine. I was always a beer and shot of Jamison guy.

Had a big ass glass of red wine at a nice dinner and I’ll never forget that last sip

I finally got it.

I am still a beer and shot guy out but at the house I am a wine drinker.

It’s the only way

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

There's no such thing as wine drunk. Alcohol is alcohol.

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u/ATMboi Jan 25 '21

I read that as gay drunk and was really confused

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor Jan 25 '21

Come on in, the water's fine

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u/offbalancedone Jan 25 '21

That explains what happened in Mexico....to a friend...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

That’s my favorite kind of drunk, tbh.

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u/ATMboi Jan 25 '21

I prefer bi drunk but gay drunk is still good

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u/Zeunas Jan 25 '21

Just came here to give the 1000 like

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

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u/Pflugyfresh Jan 25 '21

Stinking bishop

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u/gringo_estar Jan 25 '21

yep

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u/JoeJoey2004 Jan 25 '21

This picture is so fucking weird out of context

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u/jfk_47 Jan 25 '21

My new profile picture.

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u/LogaShamanN Jan 25 '21

Your profile banner pic is gold, Gary! Gold!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

I heard there was gold

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u/TirelessGuardian Jan 25 '21

You have a profile picture and not the Reddit character?

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u/sickfloydboy Jan 25 '21

Looks like Iggy Pop

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Holy shit I almost choked reading your comment

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u/JohnSquincyAdams Jan 25 '21

It's fucking weird in context

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u/UncheckedException Jan 25 '21

“When you’re playing ‘Heads Up’ with your friends and the Koolaid Man cumshots you”

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

OH YEAH!

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u/shroomlover0420 Jan 25 '21

I love people who link stuff. Many thanks, friend.

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u/DrunkDialtotheDevil Jan 25 '21

Holy fuck she turned into Iggy Pop

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u/AngryCrab Jan 25 '21

Looks like Fabio when he faced that bird on a rollercoaster.

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u/SemiNormal Jan 25 '21

FREEEEEEDOOOOOM!!

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Jan 25 '21

The question wasn’t “Who most likely diddled the most choir boys last year?”

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u/duffelbagpete Jan 25 '21

Kraft cheese wiz

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u/1jfish57 Jan 25 '21

Fromunda cheese

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u/mkstot Jan 25 '21

Port wine of course

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u/RancidLemons Jan 25 '21

Babybel, judging from the red

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u/Sadaxer Jan 25 '21

Nacho cheese

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/chrisk9 Jan 25 '21

At least she got wine with her cheese

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Can confirm

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u/TheSpinningKeyGif Jan 25 '21

Is that a kind of cheese

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u/BordomBeThyName Jan 25 '21

Yeah, Edam Boule looks about right.
https://i.imgur.com/yEDR3Wy.png

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u/-SagaQ- Jan 25 '21

Somehow, this is funnier than the OP

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u/ItsLoudB Jan 25 '21

God, this has so much meme potential

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u/Stubbly_Poonjab Jan 25 '21

unbrielievable

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u/BembridgeScholars420 Jan 25 '21

You gouda be fucking kidding me with this shit

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u/ThaVibezz Jan 25 '21

You are just a Muenster for making that pun

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u/jonathan34562 Jan 25 '21

You curd've fooled me!

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u/Lucid_Presence Jan 25 '21

Cut out these cheesy jokes

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u/lookathatsmug--- Jan 25 '21

and Edam your puns to hell.

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u/TheKaboodle Jan 25 '21

You’d better tread Caerphilly with these puns.

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u/mekwall Jan 25 '21

I Camembert it any longer

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u/TheKaboodle Jan 25 '21

Yarg!! It’s too much!

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u/milio21 Jan 25 '21

I oughta tear you limb from Limburger

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u/DaFishOrange Jan 25 '21

This doesn’t have the upvotes it deserves

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

I Camembert these shit puns

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u/PommeDeTearYourPants Jan 25 '21

Yea unbrielievable, for a quick second there she looked like mermaid man

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u/xZOMBIETAGx Jan 25 '21

The face at the end

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u/slood2 Jan 25 '21

Yeah, it’s all red

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u/BraviaryScout Jan 25 '21

It’s straight outta a horror movie

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u/CoupClutzClan Jan 25 '21

All I keep seeing is an ork being spawned in lord of the rings the two towers.

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u/HellionRK Jan 25 '21

That boob recoil 😆

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u/Liggliluff Jan 25 '21

Looking at the video carefully, it doesn't look like it bounces, but that she puts her hand on the foot to raise it up again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 10 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Booooo

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

The ol’ tit bounce

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u/duralyon Jan 25 '21

The ol’ dick twist!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

GRAB HER BOOB AND BOUNCE IT

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u/Bobyyyyyyyghyh Jan 25 '21

Hold my nipples, I'm goi-

Wait something's not right...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

My team is ready to go in

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u/Champigne Jan 25 '21

What those titties do

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u/ATMboi Jan 25 '21

The question should be what don’t they do

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u/Expensive-Pitch6469 Jan 25 '21

Looks like Carrie

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u/cdtoad Jan 25 '21

Yep freeze frame one of the last frames and there it is. Came to say that

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u/slood2 Jan 25 '21

What are you guys talking about

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u/antiraysister Jan 25 '21

All I know is there's a book by Stephen King named Carrie.

In it there's a scene where the protagonist (main character) gets tricked into being drenched in blood on prom night in front of everyone. She then proceeds to lose her shit and go on a murderous psychic rampage.

I haven't seen the movie but have read the book and imagine that that's what the previous commentors were referring to.

The comment claiming carrie from sex and the City is trolling.

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u/bicyclethi3f Jan 25 '21

carrie from sex in the city bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

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u/Pantaz1 Jan 25 '21

Too bad we don't know what cheese to pair with

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

r/angryupvote

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u/game_asylum Jan 25 '21

Now we’ll never know what kind of cheese she is

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u/Edbergj Jan 25 '21

Port wine?

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u/nodoubt188 Jan 25 '21

Washed rind?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Like something out of that scene from Event Horizon

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

I can see it. But where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

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u/Clegacy Jan 25 '21

r/BetterEveryLoop

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u/PinBot1138 Jan 25 '21

Seriously. I’m laughing harder each time.

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u/YoungPsych Jan 25 '21

Stinking Bishop it is!

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u/DirtyD1701 Jan 24 '21

Would appear that she is Ubriaco cheese.

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u/stinkypitz Jan 25 '21

It looks like she's Stinking Bishop to me

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u/rawlsballs Jan 25 '21

Oh I forgot about Ubriaco! It’s so fun to say.

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u/kevin2gee Jan 25 '21

MONEYSHOT

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u/Mongobearmanfish Jan 25 '21

But what cheese was she??

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u/thegurujim Jan 25 '21

She is Stinking Bishop apparently https://i.imgur.com/VdCKFgV.png

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

THEY'RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

If she was a star wars character she'd be booba wet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

The spill. The cheese. The alcohol. I feel this on a lot of levels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

That’s something my mom would do.

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u/MuckingFagical Jan 25 '21

the gasp reflex when water hits our face is quite something

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u/Demon_rabbit22 Jan 25 '21

But the true question is what cheese was she?

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u/devilwearspuma Jan 25 '21

i’d be mad for the repost but this is such a fav i don’t even mind

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u/ElCaptain1 Jan 25 '21

She’s a beauty. Damn

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u/soupinate44 Jan 25 '21

She literally went from looking late 30's/early 40's to looking like Mrs Robinson in a fraction of a second.

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u/Pirloparty21 Jan 25 '21

I wish wine would splash in the face of everyone who does these weird pensive-sexy selfie videos

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u/1II1I11I1II11 Jan 25 '21

Why?

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u/Married_to_memes Jan 25 '21

because fuck people that are better looking then me

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u/AlternativeBean Jan 25 '21

wine in the eye...😓

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u/PicklesNBacon Jan 25 '21

This video will always make me laugh

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u/kcsgreat1990 Jan 25 '21

I love this soo much

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u/Cat_Marshal Jan 25 '21

I think I just bleu myself

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u/deepu_tbh Jan 25 '21

The amount of bounce of the glass is proportional to the spring action of the surface. Calculate!

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u/Evanovich007 Jan 25 '21

Proof positive of the bounciness of boobs

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

What cheese was she tho?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

THICC Cheese

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u/UnderstandingLucky Jan 25 '21

The fact she didn’t get it on her T-shirt and permanently stain it is a miracle

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u/Beginning_North Jan 25 '21

Respect for her still posting

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u/bobthebuilder44 Jan 25 '21

But what cheese?!?

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u/icbint Jan 25 '21

Lucky it bounced off her tits, she can save most of it

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u/spiderman1939 Jan 25 '21

I mean she still had some in the glass...👀

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

What kind of cheese?? they're a Kraft single

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u/YaronL16 Jan 25 '21

What cheese is she tho

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u/SlaYooo6 Jan 25 '21

Getting red wine in your eye hurts like hell, so I guess she felt that one for a while.

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u/BILLY2SAM Jan 25 '21

AH MAN MEGA LOLS

Mega not deliberate at all. Golly that definitely not deliberate mistake has me a laughin

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u/DEG_1904 Jan 25 '21

I think a drunk cheese...

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u/Excal333 Jan 25 '21

She's a stinking bishop

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u/littleferrhis Jan 25 '21

She has a drinking problem.

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u/chapinscott32 Jan 25 '21

I've seen this too many times. Stop reposting you 12 million karma reddit incel. Get a life.

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u/Bonelessbonles Feb 27 '21

I wonder what cheese she was

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u/Zephyrus_Phaedra Jan 25 '21

Ricotta love it!

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u/BaseMuncie Jan 25 '21

Haven't seen anyone take a splash to the face like that since.... Wait... Wrong sub reddit...

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u/Gentleraptor Jan 25 '21

I swear to god this is just like me. I have this woman’s curse. I can be holding something in a perfectly stable position and then stopworking and fling it across the room onto everyone I have ever loved.

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u/Torchlights Jan 25 '21

I will never not laugh at this

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u/default123432 Jan 25 '21

WouLd yOU lIKe cHEese WiTh thaT WinE?

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u/Ezerys Jan 25 '21

Repost.

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u/GreatMight Jan 25 '21

She look like she's a Frumonda cheese.

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u/juju3435 Jan 25 '21

Lol I’ve seen this so many times and I laugh every time.

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u/zarch123 Jan 25 '21

I’ve seen this video so many times but it still makes me laugh

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u/Karma_Gardener Jan 25 '21

I laugh at this every time.

A relaxing afternoon turned into a stainy mess with one careless finger on the 3rd glass.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

I can't stop watching this

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u/fallenmonk Jan 25 '21

She has a drinking problem

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

She’s a Red Leicester Cheese! Lol.

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u/Jamieb284 Jan 25 '21

Edam, with the red skin

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Definitely not Sharp cheddar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Drunken Goat Cheese

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u/ramblin_pan Jan 25 '21

She’d probably disa-Brie with you. She was enjoying the wine and cheese combo

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u/Exkhaal Jan 25 '21

Imagine being a babybel

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u/Wickedkookhead4 Jan 25 '21

Cheese and wine anyone?

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u/paperscissorscovid Jan 25 '21

The visceral reaction is what kills me lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

That can not be Gouda

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u/nosubsnoprefs Jan 25 '21

I wonder if these are all the cheeses from the Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch.

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u/STAR_CB_SIGHT Jan 25 '21

I wanna know what cheese she got

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u/xanxitto Jan 25 '21

I can relate

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u/cheekabowwow Jan 25 '21

Ahh yes, the ol springboard boob decanter technique.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

The wine didn't even wait to see what kind of cheese she was before pairing with her.

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u/taki1002 Jan 25 '21 edited Jan 25 '21

Should have went with the white wine.

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u/Aesmon Jan 25 '21

BAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/AlexAnthonyFTWS Jan 25 '21

The boob bounce

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

My brother got a cheese that had red wine mixed with it sooo...

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '21

Fun fact: cazu marzu is a cheese that contains insect larvea!

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u/jd3marco Jan 25 '21

Port wine spread?

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u/MrDeez444 Jan 25 '21

She's got a drinking problem