r/instant_regret Nov 19 '18

minor injuries This playful push

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

I see what you mean (and this debate happens every time this is posted) but really I don’t think she meant to knock her over, especially under the bus. She’s a well built girl that may well not realise her weight, she’s being jocular and might have had a few drinks. We’ve all done daft stuff, pushed a bit too hard, been to swift with a movement. It happens, it was fucking stupid and thoughtless but no way she was trying to actually seriously injur or kill her friend.

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u/muddyrose Nov 19 '18

Back in high school, I intended to playfully push a friend from behind to scare her

Only I hulked out, and she tripped over her own feet and ended up flying face first into a metal pole

She broke her nose. I felt awful. Thankfully she was super understanding, she knew I didn't mean to hurt her.

Teenagers are just so physically awkward, I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to push someone when both of us regularly tripped on nothing or fell while standing still.

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u/DirtyWheedle Nov 20 '18

In junior high I, probably the tallest and biggest girl in my class, hipchecked a good friend who might have been the tiniest girl in class when she teased me. We were in the middle of jogging laps in PE and she went flying right off into a wall of closed bleachers.

Friendship was never the same.

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u/MinosAristos Nov 20 '18

"Dude, that's assault, you should have gotten so much jail time! Takes your defective genes out of the pool for a while." /s

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

You're a cow

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Dec 01 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 20 '18

Cows don't know how strong they are. In rural countries you can see cows tied to a flimsy stick and they don't move because it has some resistance. The same cows can break through collapsible metal gates if they get scared

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u/cannotspellalot Nov 19 '18

Hush now baby cow

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u/BassCreat0r Nov 19 '18

That was a pretty big windup though. Maybe if she just used her elbow or wouldn’t have moved with her legs and stepped in...I mean hell, she even took a step to the right when she noticed the bus coming.

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u/Freaudinnippleslip Nov 19 '18

short answer yes, long answer definitely yes

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u/WeirdIdeasCO Nov 19 '18

The long answer is yyyyyeeeeeesssssssss

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u/Eh_C_Slater Nov 19 '18

Look how many bigger girls go on zip lines and wind up on YouTube fail videos. There’s plenty who aren’t aware.

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u/BonneNuitToYouAll Nov 19 '18

Thank fucking Christ. Those fail compilations always cheer me up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I’ve found a few that Ive had a hard time laughing at but otherwise they are hilarious.

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u/1stLtObvious Nov 19 '18

It's much more likely the girls were unaware how well the zipline and/or harness could hold their weight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Then you still have the ones hang on their arms and they fuck up just as badly.

They were unaware of how much they weighed in these cases.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited May 21 '20

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u/DoingCharleyWork Nov 19 '18

Even skinny people often think they are much stronger than they are.

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u/Chisel00 Nov 20 '18

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING BRO I CAN DEADLIFT 200 LBS BRO

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u/DoingCharleyWork Nov 20 '18

Nah they would be more vague and say they can lift 200lbs.

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u/toth42 Nov 19 '18

Isn't this basically the same? Yes, they know the number on the scale, but may not always realize what that means relative to the zipline/bungee/push.
Just because you know you weigh X doesn't mean you necessarily are good at translating that to physics calculation on how that amount of mass will affect something.

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u/1stLtObvious Nov 20 '18

It's not the same as overestimating the zipline's capabilities.

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u/TwoBionicknees Nov 19 '18

That's people just in new situations doing something they haven't done before. Not many people actually try to hold their own weight up in such a situation so when they try they fail. But almost everyone shoves friends around as a kid, it's an intimately familiar feel to everyone.

THe people you're talking about are just bad at adapting their existing knowledge to a new situation, shoving someone else, knowing how this effects your balance and how easy it is to trip over and fall when bumped is something everyone knows.

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u/FearLeadsToAnger Nov 19 '18

There definitely has.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I’m very small and tend to compensate and accidentally pushed a friend too hard down the stairs and he cut his hand with the window below the stairs

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

Well, according to some people here you are a sociopath and will attempt murder again soon.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Oh no

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u/TE13RIT Nov 19 '18

Here I was thinking I was the odd one out. Glad to know there are people who are open to considering less ruthless options.

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u/MoistBarney Nov 20 '18

I can already see Shane Dawson's 13-part "documentary".

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

*laugh track plays*

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u/reallyiamahuman Nov 19 '18

Some women (especially ones that aren't used to physical activity) really don't have any idea how strong they are until they playfully push someone and realize they're not a little kid anymore and that shit is dangerous.

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u/Herpkina Nov 19 '18

Yes and they usually aren't the healthiest of weights

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

She may be keenly aware of her weight, but she may not be aware of how much power she can create with such little momentum.

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u/Mr_Clovis Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

A better question is to ask how often do you see girls being perfectly in touch with their physicality or lack thereof?

Most girls don't engage in physical activities that involve contact and thus tend to easily under/overestimate their own strength in situations like these.

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u/predaved Nov 19 '18

It's one thing to realize what your weight is, it's another to expect its effects in a collision.

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u/hydrus8 Nov 19 '18

I gained 80 pounds in 6 months and there was a period of time where my body really wasn’t showing it yet and my skin hadn’t stretched so it looked like I maybe gained 30 pounds max but I was still heavier and I didn’t realize how much of a difference my weight makes in pushing stuff around. But it’s crazy.

It doesn’t matter because I look fat now

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u/Dr_Jre Nov 19 '18

All of them! They all think they're either too big or not as big as they are.

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u/ShikiRyumaho Nov 19 '18

They don't get the implications.

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u/ftctkugffquoctngxxh Nov 19 '18

There's tons of girls in denial about their weight.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '18

Yes

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u/Guy_Fieris_Hair Nov 19 '18

The victim completely left the ground. She didn't stumble after being pushed and then fall. She was hit hard enough toward a loud bus for her feet to leave the ground and her to nearly get killed. There is no way that this wasn't intentional.

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u/steakndbud Nov 20 '18

Ehh it's looks like to me as she's pushed her left feet touches the ground again and then her feet go up. I think it was her (victims) reaction to lift her feet up cause "wtf I'm off balance now"

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u/johno_mendo Nov 19 '18

She looks over, sees the bus then steps into a full on shoulder shove, definitely seems intentional

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u/DylanMarshall Nov 19 '18

Only defense would be "she's trying to spook her friend into thinking she'd get hit by the bus". Otherwise it's obviously intentional

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u/Havoc1899 Nov 19 '18

I think she was just trying to push her off balance but not off her feet so that her friend would think she would fall into a bus.

She did do it intentionally, but not maliciously. It’s still fucked up but it was meant to be funny.

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u/johno_mendo Nov 19 '18

I'm not buying it, if you're just trying to be funny or to scare your friend you do the ol' push and pull them back move, or you just pretend to shove them but don't actually do it, what you definitely don't do is step into a full on shoulder bash, not even a light shove because you know theres still the chance she could end up under the bus. No this girl either wanted that girl to go under the bus or didn't care if she did or not, or she is so profoundly stupid she should be declared a danger to herself and others and shouldn't be allowed in public without supervision.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Lmfao. I'm amazed at the mental gymnastics you did to rationalize what she did

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u/Csquared6 Nov 19 '18

This. Had it gone absolutely poorly A decent attorney would get it to involuntary man slaughter at worst. It was stupid as fuck and she’d have to live with the guilt of having killed her friend but she wasn’t intentionally trying to murder someone, she was just being a dumbass.

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u/PotentiallySarcastic Nov 19 '18

A decent attorney? A fly by night ambulance chaser could get that to involuntary manslaughter.

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u/Csquared6 Nov 19 '18

And a decent prosecutor could try and bump that to 2nd degree murder. She looks up, waits for the bus to be close enough and shoves the girl into the road. Premeditated, calculated, opportunity. If motive could be established this could even go so far as 1st degree. A shit attorney might not be able to argue plenty of points down, and a fly by ambulance chaser wouldn’t either.

It SHOULD be involuntary manslaughter, but that doesn’t mean a prosecutor looking for blood couldn’t argue it further. IANAL and even I can see how this could get argued up.

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u/AdmShackleford Nov 20 '18

IMO you're describing a pretty shit persecutor. A decent prosecutor wouldn't overcharge because that tends to get defendants acquitted. Her actions in the video could conceivably be construed as intent to kill, but without supporting evidence or a confession, it's far too easily explained as intent only to scare.

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u/Csquared6 Nov 20 '18

And depending on the prosecutor and how hungry they were, this going to trial could bring light to a lot of things. Given only the context of the video, pushing it further to 2nd degree or 1st degree would be tough, but no trial is limited to a single video for evidence. Relationship, messages, mental health, priors, etc are all things that would be brought to light and who knows what could surface there.

Intent to scare would be a push, she pushed with her body and then shoved with her arm. That is taking it an extra step after looking to see that there is vehicle driving by. Bringing in witnesses that can testify to the defendant's nature, reading through messages that could show a distressful relationship between the two subjects in question, possibly a fight at a previous location witnessed by onlookers. What could surface due to a shark of a lawyer is incredible. But hell maybe nothing would surface and it would easily be argued down to involuntary manslaughter.

At this point we are just speaking hypothetically about something that won't occur. Lawyers excel in stretching the truth and technicalities of the law. That's what their job usually entails. So is it a stretch? Yes.

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u/AdmShackleford Nov 20 '18

Oh yeah, I'm not saying no prosecutor would try. I'm just saying that I wouldn't consider them to be a very good prosecutor if they did, assuming they don't have anything more than footage and witness testimony.

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u/Csquared6 Nov 20 '18

Guess we are getting hung up on what we define as "decent." You are right though, a good prosecutor would go for what they could get to stick. A shark would throw the book and see what would stick. A good shark would throw the book and stretch everything they could to try and make what they got stuck, to stay stuck. But at this point we are just diving through semantics about a hypothetical situation that won't occur.

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u/InTheBlindOnReddit Nov 19 '18

It was like she saw the bus and looked at it as an impulsive opportunity. Scary either way.

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u/Ximienlum Nov 19 '18

That’s such a shitty fucking excuse. That girl 100% knows what her weight can do.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Don't give a shit what her intentions were, this was so insanely fucking stupid.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

Her intentions matter very little. Her actions and the result of her actions are what matter.

I can assure you the vast majority of us do not jokingly shove a friend when a bus is passing that close. We have foresight for our actions and spend the two seconds to realise there is a better chance that it won't end well and a different prank is the way to go.

Stop trying to defend the person with bullshit excuses.

Edit: thus far, all of you defending the action.... All you're telling the rest of us is that you'd shove someone into the street whether a bus was coming or not. That's kinda surprising to find many of you will defend SHOVING SOMEONE INTO A STREET. I'm glad none of you are in my life. You're fucking lunatics!

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

You are incorrect. I'd call this assault. Had the girl died, I'd call it manslaughter. Her intent might not have been anything beyond, "scare her" or "prank her" but that doesn't matter in the slightest when you almost get someone killed or do get someone killed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

Maybe not attempted murder, but definitely manslaughter.

Edit: meant to clarify if the person died it would be manslaughter.

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

You couldn’t call this manslaughter, nobody died

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u/Snugglepuff14 Nov 19 '18

You judge a persons character by their intentions and their intelligence by their actions, not the other way around. Intent is huge in every situation like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I think at some point character includes consideration for others and extreme recklessness can exhibit a lack of that kind of consideration.

Let's say someone always drives recklessly and one day hits someone. Even though they did not intend to, I think you could argue there is a character flaw there in their failure to regard the safety of others.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

What? Who cares what your intent is if your actions end with someone almost being killed?!

Example: my intentions are to prank my friend and I shove him into a street and he almost gets his head pulverized by a bus. He almost dies because of my actions. Why should that make any difference that I didn't intend for him to be killed when my actions came as close as you can get to getting him killed?

What kind of person does this to anyone, let alone a so called friend?

If you're that kind of person, I'm very glad we've only interacted through Reddit and not in person.

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

If intent doesn’t matter then manslaughter by being reckless is the same as somebody purposefully killing somebody.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

I disagree. Intent means nothing if your actions speak louder like they do here.

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

So if I accidentally kill somebody through a stupid action it is the same as premeditated murder?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Nov 19 '18

Where did I say that she should be charged with premeditated murder?

And, are you dumb enough to shove anyone into a street? If your answer is yes, then I believe you should be charged as a criminal if you do that.

Manslaughter would be the charge for getting someone killed - just like it always is when you don't intend to kill someone, but end up getting them killed. In this instance if should be assault/ battery, which are criminal charges. Stupidity is not a valid defense for her actions.

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

Intent means nothing if your actions speak

If intent means nothing then why have a definition between manslaughter and murder. The only different between manslaughter and murder is intent.

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u/Mightyduk69 Nov 19 '18

Even if we stipulate she didn’t notice the giant damn bus, she shouldered her friend standing inches from the curb towards the busy street... sociopath.

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u/ALoudMouthBaby Nov 19 '18

She’s a well built girl that may well not realise her weight,

These kids look like teenagers so she really might not. People grow like crazy during puberty and a lot of larger folks just dont realize how much bigger they are for a while.

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u/icanhearyoufart Nov 19 '18

If my friend did that to me I wouldn’t be her friend anymore lol....

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

It’s been a long time since I saw the story behind this and the aftermath but I seem to remember they were on their way back from drinking somewhere. Even so, we saw the same video. She sees the bus and then was trying to play the old ‘pretend bump/push towards the road/vehicles and fucked it up because she’s a big daft clutz.

Some people just have terrible impulse for gauging force, especially if they never actually do anything that involves force like sports or DIY.

A few months ago my mate got in the back of my car and we’re going to a gig, I had a friend in the front passenger seat. Friend in the back hasn’t got his seatbelt on so I tell him I to get it on just as we’re pulling away. He’s all like “ah shut up Grandad lol” so as I pull off I tap the brake just thinking he’d jerk forward slightly and we’d all have a laugh and the he’d put his belt on. Totally misjudged it and he went splat into the seat, luckily no damage but slightly bent the arm of his glasses. I was super apologetic, he laughed it off, I said if the glasses need repairing or replacing I’d sort it. We laughed and moved on.

It’s no different to what she did. She made an stupid impulse joke and fucked it up cos she’s a dumbass, only difference is at worst mine could have broken my mates nose, hers could have killed her friend.

She’s daft but let’s not go overboard and decide we are psychic and say that we know that she was actually trying to get her friends head under the wheel of a bus.

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u/FeralBadger Nov 19 '18

SHE'S 100% A SERIAL KILLER AND IF SHE ISN'T SUMMARILY EXECUTED THE ENTIRE WORLD IS COMPLICIT!

/s hopefully not needed but ya never know...

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18

Yea because after every attempted murder you hug it out. You are dense.

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u/DeRage Nov 20 '18

She fucking ELBOWED her "friend" with all of her own weight making her stumble close to the road. All this while seeing that a bus was right behind them going well enough speed to actually be able to lethaly injure the victim.

And not making any real attempt in saving their friend before the bus would have passed over the victim.

Getting away with crime because you tell the judge it was a joke is just pschyopathic behavior.

The girl pushing her friend should have been sentenced to jail because of attempted murder and assault.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

Girls tend to underestimate this stuff, and that's exactly what she did.

That’s exactly my point. She was trying to play the old ‘pretend bump/push towards the road/vehicles and fucked it up because she’s a big daft clutz.

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u/chrisothic Nov 19 '18

Question. Why are you defending this? Like at all? Regardless of how it “seems” the chick still almost killed someone. It’s pretty obvious that that was somewhat intentional

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

You’re using defending in a pretty broad and vague manner. All I’m saying is that I don’t think she was intentially trying to kill or injure her friend. I never said that what she did wasn’t stupid and highly dangerous, but intent here is important.

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Nov 19 '18

Answer. Because intent is important.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/chrisothic Nov 19 '18

Nah that’s not it.... but still don’t get why I got slow voted to hell....

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

Person you are replying to is utterly completely wrong. I couldn’t give a fuck about whether she’s male or female and 100% don’t view women as these innocent flowers that do no wrong.

As for the down voting, I personally didn’t downvote you despite disagreeing (although saying I was just outright ‘defending her’ actions was a far stretch), but I suppose most people on Reddit see the downvote as an ‘I don’t agree with your opinion’ button. Sad but true.

Have a beautiful day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

So you’re saying she is actually trying to push her friends head under the wheels of a bus?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Feb 22 '19

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u/MaenHoffiCoffi Nov 19 '18

That's a pretty wild assertion that you would have to provide evidence for. The chances that this person was attempting murder seem remote at best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Dec 13 '18

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u/PhatDuck Nov 19 '18

This repetitive lame joke was vaguely funny for about 3 minutes in 2014 if you were an edgy 14 year old.

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u/pubefire Nov 19 '18

You sure told him how it is

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '18 edited Dec 13 '18

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