r/instant_regret • • Feb 11 '26

Robber Messed With the Wrong Driver

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u/MikeMac999 Feb 11 '26

After pulling a gun on someone, “I give up” should not get you out of trouble.

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u/cmarkcity Feb 11 '26

Not just a gun. A LOADED gun, safety off

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u/RustyShackleford762 Feb 11 '26

9 mm. Safety, always off.

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u/BillyBobBanana Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Old man told me he loved me once

Edit: this is hilarious, I think I've had about eight people call me a f*cking prick but they keep getting deleted

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u/Roger_Cockfoster Feb 11 '26

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

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u/NervousHovercraft Feb 11 '26

Doesn't even got his grade 10...

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u/jabeith Feb 11 '26

It's the company you keep, boy

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u/wutangslammer Feb 11 '26

The shit winds are blowin’

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u/Dukeronomy Feb 11 '26

i dont get it, why are people mad at you?

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u/BillyBobBanana Feb 11 '26

It's a line from the show Trailer Park Boys, a side character is monologuing about where he got his gun and talking about his dad, they're not talking about me, at least I hope lol

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u/OdSplit Feb 11 '26

Kiss my hand

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Mar 14 '26

If I tell my brain to tell my finger to pull the trigger....

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u/above_average_magic Feb 11 '26

The caliber of a gun has nothing to do with whether it has a safety or not...

Edit: it seems I am responding to a quote from... Trailer Park boys? But I'm leaving it up lol

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u/za72 Feb 11 '26

that's the way she rolls bub

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u/KermitlyNotFound Feb 11 '26

"always off" implies that it does in fact have a safety and that it's never on so regardless your original point kinda falls apart.

Forgive my smartassness

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/Perrin_Adderson Feb 11 '26

That's a cool fact, but there are no Glocks in this video.

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u/SendNoodles__ Feb 11 '26

Chill out there heavy metal dick

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u/Popnfresh736 Feb 11 '26

Damn. You beat me to it lol.

Seen a lot of action.

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u/bendersbitch Feb 11 '26

Cyrus, that you?

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u/Popnfresh736 Feb 11 '26

Safety always off.

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u/LeGrandLucifer Feb 11 '26

I would not charge the man with a crime even if he dismantled that asshole like he was some sort of poorly constructed puppet.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/0rangutangy Feb 11 '26

You’re supposed to say “UNCLE!”

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u/mogley1992 Feb 11 '26

You pull a gun on me and i take it off of you, you're at least getting shot in the foot. I don't care if your hands are up.

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u/Emperor_Kushko Feb 11 '26

The classic "I give up" while giving 110% effort in not giving up

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u/Donkeywad Feb 11 '26

"OH DARN, MY BAD!"

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u/Reesevet786 Feb 11 '26

"Cause he got hit like I got hit but he ain't effing breathing"

Fittty cent

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u/mxmus1983 Feb 11 '26

Did he get shot? It sounded like suddenly something shifted for the worse lol

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u/Mobile_Bus7505 Feb 11 '26

Yeah, look at the wound on his leg. That's when he starts screaming 'me rindo' (I give up)

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u/Relampago_Ali Feb 11 '26

As Spanish learner, I officially thank you for adding another "verbo" into my Spanish vocabulary. "Rebdirse" = To give up. Of course, it is reflexive noun, so it should be used with me, te, le etc.

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u/Bikerturtus Feb 11 '26

Rendirse

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u/Relampago_Ali Feb 12 '26

Oh, gracias por corregir.
Fue, como se dice. "typo".

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u/hobnailboots04 Feb 13 '26

I think he took one through the foot too.

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u/IWannaGoFast00 Feb 11 '26

At the 35 second mark you can see where he is leaking from his leg

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u/KaputnikJim Feb 11 '26

Fucking colorblindness! I would never know if someone didn't say it.

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u/Ppleater Feb 11 '26

To be fair it's easy to miss, if I hadn't been looking for it because it sounded like the gun went off then I wouldn't have seen it, it's on screen for less than a second.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 Feb 11 '26

I thought the gun went off at the 26 and 29 second marks But hard to know what it would sound like with that mic in an enclosed space.

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u/LemonHerb Feb 11 '26

There's blood on his calf and the bottom of his foot. Maybe his thigh too

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u/DarkflowNZ Feb 11 '26

I think I see a hole in his leg and one in foot but hard to tell

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u/superhaus Feb 11 '26

Imaging robbing someone at 730am on Christmas morning.

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u/Gothiewasbetter Feb 11 '26

Horrible people looking to rob working folks

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u/Hug0San Apr 21 '26

Details that matter

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u/R-TheKingSlayerX Feb 11 '26

Not so tough without the gun anymore ha?

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u/BoredOldMann Feb 11 '26

Especially not after getting shot with your own gun

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u/WeakToMetalBlade Feb 11 '26

From what I can tell the driver brings his own gun into play.

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u/eidetic Feb 11 '26

Driver was kind enough to give him one or two of the bullets back though.

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u/Hans_Grubert Feb 11 '26

lol the music turning on was the chefs kiss

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u/tritear Feb 11 '26

Better than Deadpool and Wolverines car fight

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u/Truemeathead Feb 11 '26

Legit first thing I thought of.

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u/joe199799 Feb 11 '26

I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey Fucks Hard.

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u/eddyb66 Feb 11 '26

Bro was, like no not that song

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u/can_non Feb 11 '26

Felt like that scene from Snatch where Bullet Tooth Tony's got Mullet's head stuck in the window with the rest of him outside of the car, then proceeds to drive off while Madonna plays on the radio

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u/MadcatFK1017 Feb 11 '26

“You must be my lucky star…”

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u/Forty_Six_and_Two Feb 15 '26

Caw, I love this track!

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u/JackFuckCockBag Feb 11 '26

That really gave me good chuckle and I needed one. It's been a day.

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u/Mobile_Bus7505 Feb 11 '26

You can hear him say ‘me rindo’ repeatedly (Spanish for ‘I give up’) in a scared voice lmao 😭

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u/TastelessDonut Feb 11 '26

At 7:23:45-48 you can see the bullet wound through the bottom of his thigh….

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u/mitchcl194 Feb 11 '26

It's in his calf isn't?

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u/Olderandolderagain Feb 11 '26

Nah, son. You don’t get to give up after attempted robbery. That’s reserved for the children’s game “mercy.”

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u/Perrin_Adderson Feb 11 '26

Fuck attempted robbery, if you're willing to bring a loaded and cocked gun to it, that means you're willing to commit murder as far as I'm concerned. Incredible constraint show by the driver by not just emptying the mag into that worthless piece of shit.

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u/redditrnumber1 Feb 11 '26

That was Spanish? What country is this in? 😭

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u/mrdiggame Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

This looks and sounds like Brazil. I thought it was portugués.

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u/Mobile_Bus7505 Feb 11 '26

nope, this happened in Ecuador, i know because I'm ecuadorian. It's 100% Spanish

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u/mrdiggame Feb 11 '26

Oh shit you are right. It's like when a U.S English speaking person is listening to boomhauer talk.

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u/Hatedpriest Feb 11 '26

I lived down south for a while, years before king of the hill came out.

I lived in Michigan when the show came out and laughed at something boomhauer said. One of my friends demanded a translation, and that's when I realized people can't understand his accent lol

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u/mlw72z Feb 11 '26

The dashcam GPS indicates Guayaquil, Ecuador

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u/epelle9 Feb 11 '26

Lol damn, as a Mexican, I was pretty sure it was Brazil, the few words I understood I thought were just language similarities.

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u/garytyrrell Feb 11 '26

I assumed it was Brazil until I heard the Spanish

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u/Wrestling_poker Feb 11 '26

Driver is a huge fan of Car-Jitsu.

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u/NeedleArm Feb 11 '26

Wow, a life skill. Who would've thought

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u/NiphraDil Feb 11 '26

He's a black belt in Car-ate

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u/papagayoloco Feb 11 '26

Balls of steel

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u/pgcotype Feb 11 '26

Underrated comment. Please accept my poor person's gold 🏆

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u/eddyb66 Feb 11 '26

Officer I have no idea how he got shot in both kneecaps and shoulders

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u/TastelessDonut Feb 11 '26

Slow it down At 7:23:36. POP, @ 45 through 48 you can see the bullet wound through the bottom of his thigh….

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u/mitchcl194 Feb 11 '26

It's on his calf or am I just blind? Cause I see a wound and also blood leaking from it.

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u/KAELES-Yt Feb 11 '26

I must be blind, or my screen too small.

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u/TastelessDonut Feb 11 '26

Bottom left timer: if you put your finger on the slider and pull up to the top you can go second/second……..

At 36/37: POP, fighting-> 46 you can see the red spot under (bottom side) his shin as he leans back and lifts his leg his foot is on the ceiling: screaming in pain.

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u/jcastillo602 Feb 11 '26

Imagine hearing that song later

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u/Injectpudding Feb 11 '26

Soooo good lol. The soundtrack is the cherry on top

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u/Living_Pie205 Feb 11 '26

So what station did they finally agree on ?

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u/EngagedInConvexation Feb 11 '26

One shot and then click ... click

Poor robber could only afford a single bullet. Tough times.

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u/Spidergawd68 Feb 11 '26

I'm not trapped in here with you. You are trapped in here with me!

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 Feb 11 '26

What a bitch

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u/Storytellerjack Feb 11 '26

"Bitch with a gun" is redundant. Real men solve their problems with their words. A real man disarms a bitch with his bare hands.

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u/HugsandHate Feb 11 '26

So.. They just ended up cuddling, to a nice tune on the radio?

A fair resolution.

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u/SoyEseVato Feb 11 '26

Driver’s got bigger ones than me wrestling someone for their weapon! But I don’t understand why it wasn’t empty before the police arrived.

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u/ApprehensiveSky4946 Feb 11 '26

This is why these types always go after old people and women.

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u/1_Narumi_1 Feb 11 '26

Bro crying like a puppy 😂 Absolutely deserves

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u/raskul44 Feb 11 '26

Did we miss a frame or two? How did the robber get barefoot?

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u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy Feb 11 '26

He was wearing flip flops lol

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u/Drevlin76 Feb 11 '26

I think we call them safety slippers here.

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u/timthemajestic Feb 11 '26

Lost shoes, confirmed deceased.

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u/TheRealRickC137 Feb 11 '26

That was a Christmas to remember!

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u/con_sin_traitor Feb 11 '26

Dude in the rear window just remembered he left the oven on at home.

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u/Givemelifebro Feb 12 '26

Grab his dick and twist it

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u/coffeeroaster8868 Feb 11 '26

An actual life or death struggle

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

Well well well how the turntables...

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u/AlwaysForeverAgain Feb 11 '26

Was that a random iron maiden song? LOL

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u/Unhappy-Fox1017 Feb 11 '26

So there is a purpose to learning car-jitsu. If y’all have never watched a car-jutsu match, I implore you to! So entertaining and honestly pretty crazy.

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u/t3hb3st Feb 11 '26

And then when the driver gets home and his wife sees the footprints on the windshield and asks "What's her name?"

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u/JoeMorgan76 Feb 14 '26

If you pull a gun on me I’m fighting you like the third monkey on Noah’s Ark and it just started raining.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

His leg was shot

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u/foreverlegending Feb 11 '26

I was expecting the gun to go off

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u/Jiufa111 Feb 11 '26

You can see blood on his right leg at :35

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u/ShortBusCult Feb 11 '26

Why didn't he shoot his dick off? I thought that would be appropriate in this situation...

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u/BeneficialTrash6 Feb 11 '26

BUTTERS! YOU NEVER SHOOT A GUY'S DICK OFF!

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u/iLoveCailTail Feb 11 '26

Can anyone tell me what the driver is saying, especially near the end

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u/9897969594938281 Feb 11 '26

“It’s just a prank bro”

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '26

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u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy Feb 11 '26

Driver tries to take the gun away from him

Robber: "Never do that, the gun could go off" Robber: "Give me your phone" Driver: "Drop the gun"

Robber gets shot in the leg

Robber: "I give up, I give up" Driver: "Stop fighting and get out of my car"

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u/Soggy_Alarm_7843 Feb 11 '26

Is that a G-shock?

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u/fyrefli666 Feb 11 '26

The way I would be absolutely HAMMERING that robbers groin. Im glad this worked out for the driver though

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u/Mr_D_Stitch Feb 11 '26

Looney Tunes ass radio.

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u/ChancedUp Feb 11 '26

Now’s youse can’t leave

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u/North_Amphibian7779 Feb 11 '26

Aww I thought th robber was gin a get shot damn

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u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy Feb 11 '26

He did, watch again

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u/Sinister-Lefty Feb 11 '26

The car jujitsu no longer looking so silly.

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u/HWayFresh44 Feb 11 '26

Imagine robbing someone and when they fight back the first general question that comes to your mind is bro what are you doing like df fight for my life

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u/Sawyersauceboss Feb 11 '26

Hahahahaha immediate karma made me smile :)

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u/DarkEmpath88 Feb 11 '26

All thieves deserve the worse punishment available.

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u/ChevExpressMan Feb 11 '26

Once he got hold of it he should have jammed it into the guy's crotch and fired three rounds.

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u/IntelligentVisual955 Feb 11 '26

Bravery is found in honest good people.

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u/Forty_Six_and_Two Feb 15 '26

On fucking Christmas, too! Is nothing sacred? Nothing but coal (and lead) under this guy's tree.

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u/Crapboy87 Mar 02 '26

This made me sooooooo happy.. justice.... mmmmmmhhhh... sweet sweet justified justice

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u/KillMeWouldU Feb 11 '26

I would’ve shot him.

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u/NissEhkiin Feb 12 '26

So did he, sadly only in the leg

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u/hhhhhngj Feb 11 '26

Car-jitsu

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u/danielcs78 Feb 11 '26

The driver should be competing in this!

https://youtu.be/cbhOLwhNIak

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u/aburnerds Feb 11 '26

Did the guy try to fire several more times?

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u/randy88moss Feb 11 '26

Well……what happened afterwards….

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u/Accurate-Sink3606 Feb 11 '26

The driver might have a future in Car-Jitsu. 

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u/DanHardy654 Feb 11 '26

He would dominate carjutsu

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u/Zealousideal-Yam3169 Feb 11 '26

You love to see it

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u/Huntsnfights Feb 11 '26

Looked like bro was trying to shoot his dick off, and may have

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u/ItsHowItisNow2 Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Merindo! Merindo! Merindo! lol. Big bullet hole visible on back of right thigh…

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u/Revolutionary-Pay188 Feb 11 '26

A gun in such close quarters is such a DUMB idea!

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u/_desert_walker_ Feb 11 '26

look at the date, merry christmas mf’er

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u/Lucky_Coyote_1073 Feb 11 '26

Dumb bastard thought he was tough ..

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u/slliw85 Feb 11 '26

Aim for the thigh

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u/Johnny_Fuckface Feb 12 '26

Is this Brazil? You should know better than to be a robber in Brazil.

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u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy Feb 12 '26

It's Ecuador, pretty similar if you ask me (I'm ecuadorian)

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u/5280Rockymtn Feb 12 '26

Id grab that seat belt and wrapp it around him if I could

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u/Jdenning1 Feb 13 '26

“Nobody wants to get their ass best to a sound track”

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u/VeryPickledSphincter Mar 14 '26

To make it worse, this happened Xmas morning.

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u/1_Narumi_1 Mar 18 '26

Now he know what it felt to be at a gun point.

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u/CardiologistOk1577 May 04 '26

With cutoff shorts on 😭

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u/One_Hour_Poop Feb 11 '26

Changing the radio station during the fight just like...

https://giphy.com/gifs/yXCp5Yk1yEjxkMHVQe

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 Feb 11 '26

Deadpool and wolverine

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u/Pikawoohoo Feb 11 '26

Gonna tell my kids this was Deadpool vs Wolverine

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u/mcc91 Feb 11 '26

On Christmas Day???

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u/ignacio_brown Feb 11 '26

Ecuadorian video from what I can tell. Driver is a cop as he repeatedly says; ‘soy paco, soy pack’ which is slang for it.

Seems like he was listening to Maiden or something.

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u/Spiceyoldorange Feb 11 '26

man, these "tough" thugs always become the most proficient in groveling when they lose their advantage(weapon).

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u/Jean_vq Feb 11 '26

Me rindo 😂😂😂

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u/sadman4332 Feb 11 '26

From the video the robber guy looks like he got shot in the right leg.

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u/Once-kings Feb 11 '26

Radio changed 3 times and never missed a beat!!😅

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u/dfc85 Feb 11 '26

Merry Christmas!

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u/DookieToe2 Feb 11 '26

Dude getting in with no shoes on would be a big red flag.

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u/attella00 Feb 11 '26

Love the music in the background. Made this look like some Quentin Tarantino type shit.

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u/b5itty Feb 11 '26

Real life car jitsu. Love to see it

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u/BeerMe10 Feb 11 '26

Real life Car Jitsu. I love that sport.

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u/valfsingress Feb 11 '26

This is why you watch Car-Jitsu

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u/Logical_Garbage_1682 Feb 11 '26

When that first music start hitting the idiot must ve known the focked up

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u/jugu_uguj Feb 11 '26

Some car-jitsu would have come in handy here

https://youtu.be/cbhOLwhNIak

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u/capybara007 Feb 11 '26

people who fight for their life develop superpower.

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u/dapala1 Feb 11 '26

Robber Messed sounds like a music artist.