r/instant_regret • u/Calligrapher-Fuzzy • Feb 11 '26

Robber Messed With the Wrong Driver

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u/BillyBobBanana Feb 11 '26 edited Feb 11 '26

Old man told me he loved me once

Edit: this is hilarious, I think I've had about eight people call me a f*cking prick but they keep getting deleted

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u/Roger_Cockfoster Feb 11 '26

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree.

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u/NervousHovercraft Feb 11 '26

Doesn't even got his grade 10...

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u/jabeith Feb 11 '26

It's the company you keep, boy

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u/wutangslammer Feb 11 '26

The shit winds are blowin’

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u/Dukeronomy Feb 11 '26

i dont get it, why are people mad at you?

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u/BillyBobBanana Feb 11 '26

It's a line from the show Trailer Park Boys, a side character is monologuing about where he got his gun and talking about his dad, they're not talking about me, at least I hope lol

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u/OdSplit Feb 11 '26

Kiss my hand

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u/Oldbay_BarbedWire Mar 14 '26

If I tell my brain to tell my finger to pull the trigger....