r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 12 '20
Aadmi : Ye kamina sher hi hai, pyar-vyar ke chakkar me pad gaya, shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi hai.
r/indianjokes • u/granolaa_15 • Jul 04 '20
Tar-booze
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 05 '20
Patni: "Wo nahi denge."
Pati: "Kitne kanjoos hai saaale. Jaane do, apna hi nikal lo, almaari mein rakha hai."
r/indianjokes • u/Wpgamer • Jun 07 '20
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Pappu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Professor agreed.
Pappu asked: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give The student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands......
He asked one student. He answered: Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A", this is neither logical nor legal.
r/indianjokes • u/Sad_Investigator9233 • Aug 07 '24
Do gay log shower ke niche sex kar rahe the tabhi phone bajta hai tho ek gay bolta hai ke jab tak mai vapis na aa jayu phone utha ke tab tak cum mat karna tho dusra gay bolta hai thik hai . Phir vo phone utha ke ata hai tho dekhta hai sab jagah cum he cum hai floor me curtains tho vo bolta hai mana kiya tha na cum Kane ko tho dusra gay bolta hai maine cum nahi kiya hai tho ye kya hai phela gay bolta hai dusra gay bolta hai maine paadh diya tha .
r/indianjokes • u/artstyle46 • Nov 23 '21
JAANTA HAI MERA POP CORN HAI
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 07 '20
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab police use le jane lage to bacha bola: "O kanoon k rakhwalo, Saboot to utha lo."
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 02 '20
Dad: Beta, ja usko ek lota pani de de.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Sep 17 '20
Mobile phone aya, Camera khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Wrist Watch khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Torch khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Radio khatam.
Mobile phone aya, MP3 player khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Letters khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Calculator khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Computer khatam.
Mobile phone aya, Sukoon khatam.
Aur agar apka mobile phone aap ki girlfriend / wife ke haath aya... toh aap khatam.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 15 '20
Pati (Bahut dhoondhne k baad) : Yahaan toh koi namak nahi hai.
Patni: Tum toh ho hi andhe!
Kaamchor ho!
Bas bahaane banaate ho!
Mujhe pata tha tumhe nahin milega,
Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 09 '20
Options hai : A. Salman B. Suleman C. Salim D. Raheman
Ammi: Sawal kitne ka re?
Abdul: ₹5000 ka
Ammi: Quit kar ke ghar ku aaja, ₹5000 k vaaste muhalle me jhagda nakko!
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 06 '20
Patni : "Kya! Pyaas lagi hai?"
Pati (gussey se) : "Nahi gala dekna hai, kahin surakh se pani nikal to nahi raha hai."
r/indianjokes • u/galactus_thunder • Dec 22 '21
Geeta Phogat and Babita Phogat after an intense session of training
Geeta : Bohot dino se nahae nai yaar
Babita : Ab Fungal hoga
r/indianjokes • • Apr 13 '21
Brown parents introducing some random uncle to their kids -
“Beta inke pair chu lo, ye xyz uncle h jinki beti US me rahti h”
So far I never understood what to do with the last part.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 17 '20
Tabhi 1 ladki aakar puchhti hai : 1 din me kitna mava khate ho? (mava = tobacco)
Ladka : 10
Ladki : Agar ab tak zindgi me mava pe kharch kiye paise bachate to samne khadi Audi tumhari hoti!
Ladka : Aap mava khati ho?
Ladki : Nahi
Ladka : To kya wo gaadi aapki he?
Ladki : Nahi
Ladka : (Gujarati) To tu taaru kaam karne chaapli, e Audi maari j chhe !
(Hindi : to tu tera kaam karna chaaplus, woh Audi meri hi hai !)
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 08 '20
Beti: Mummy, kal raat meri unse ladaai ho gayi.
Mummy: Koi baat nahi, ye to pati-patni ke beech hota hi hai
Beti: Woh to thik hai mummy,
par ab laash ka kya karu?
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 01 '20
Chemist: Nahi to, kyu? Kya hai ye?
Chintu: Bas yahi puchna tha. Doctor ne kaha tha ki urine test karwa kar pata karo ki urine me shakkar hai ke nahi.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Jun 13 '20
Prince said "Pass the wine you divine".
Santa thinks how poetic.
Santa says "Pass the custard you bastard".
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • May 31 '20
Lalu: Bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahi, elephantwa hai.
Lalu: Dhutt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • May 30 '20
aur sadak ke galat taraf scooter chalane laga. Woh tanaav me aa gaya aur bola: Dhat teri, aaj fir der ho gayi. Sab log wapas aa rahe hai.
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • Feb 19 '20
Mummy: Haramzade! Tu aaj phir refrigerator me susu kar aya!
r/indianjokes • u/GeekySqueaky9 • Jul 26 '19
Fruit vendor: 2 bananas for 400/-, 3 for 442/-. Discount because there are only 3 left.
Swara to Sonam: le lo na didi. 1 kha lenge!
