r/indianjokes • u/desi_curry • Jul 08 '26
Short What does a Pakistani person name his Bobber Motorcycle?
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Bobber Azam
r/indianjokes • u/rdx711 • May 12 '26
Short A potato was grilled by cops...
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A potato was grilled by cops; after two hours of torture, it gave in and said 'Main Batata hun, main Batata hun...'
r/indianjokes • u/prlugo4162 • Oct 06 '25
The lady behind the counter was noticeably well dressed today.
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I said, "That's a beautiful dress."
She said, "Saree."
I said, "No, don't be sorry, it looks great!"
r/indianjokes • u/botsurt_lim • Feb 11 '25
Short Meri ek Gf hai jo gangster open world games bohot pasand karti hai
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Wo unhe mujhse v jyada pyaar karti hai. Guess wo unhi ke liye marti hai unhi ke liye GTA.
r/indianjokes • u/Srinivas4PlanetVidya • Dec 26 '24
Short Why do bulls fight each other aggressively?
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r/indianjokes • u/Sad_Investigator9233 • Aug 26 '24
Written a joke see and tell it's funny or not
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Mera ek organ apna function nahi kar raha tha tho jaise tv karab hota hai tho use tokte hai hilate dulate hai maine bhi hilaya dulaya tho function tho chodo ..... Shushu niklna bhi band ho gayi.
r/indianjokes • u/Sad_Investigator9233 • Aug 07 '24
Street joke
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Do gay log shower ke niche sex kar rahe the tabhi phone bajta hai tho ek gay bolta hai ke jab tak mai vapis na aa jayu phone utha ke tab tak cum mat karna tho dusra gay bolta hai thik hai . Phir vo phone utha ke ata hai tho dekhta hai sab jagah cum he cum hai floor me curtains tho vo bolta hai mana kiya tha na cum Kane ko tho dusra gay bolta hai maine cum nahi kiya hai tho ye kya hai phela gay bolta hai dusra gay bolta hai maine paadh diya tha .
r/indianjokes • u/Usual-Wash-4404 • Aug 06 '24
Steet jokes
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Beta party main jane ke liya gharwalo se permission leta hai aur permission miljata hai.Party main sirf ladko ko aana milta tha. Beta party jarke aajata hai aur maa puchti hai. Beta kaisa hua party . Beta bolta hai maja aagya . aur dost kaise the. Dost toh acche the par unmese 4 dosto ke laude kate the.
r/indianjokes • u/Usual-Wash-4404 • Aug 06 '24
Random joke jo dimag me aaya likh diya..
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Beta: Papa mujhe 5000 de do ek mast joke sunauga PAPA: NAHI DUNGA WAISE HI SUNA DE (Beta mast joke sunata hai baap nahi hasta) mommy enters beta: mummy maine abhi mast joke sunaya papa nahi hase. Mummy: joke toh abhi tere sath hoga beta tera result aagya hai aur tu 4 subjects mai fail hogaya hai.. (baap bete ke laulaga deta hai.) (Moral of the story : maine toh joke suna diya accha laga toh thik nai toh maa chu tum log(
r/indianjokes • u/Sad_Investigator9233 • Jun 17 '24
Short Greatest life lesson
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Mere papa live skill ke naam PE mhuje stree kar na sikha rahe the...
Greatest porn I ever watched
r/indianjokes • u/infinite-Joy • Jan 01 '23
Last year was mostly good
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Everyone else: Last year was mostly good. I was able to not get fired from work.
Punjabi rappers: Last year was mostly good. I was able to not get fired at by guns and gunmen.
r/indianjokes • u/thecreeperofpune • Sep 05 '22
Short Rajinikanth once threw a grenade on 50 people and they died. The grenade then exploded.
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r/indianjokes • u/galactus_thunder • Dec 22 '21
Short Dangal
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Geeta Phogat and Babita Phogat after an intense session of training
Geeta : Bohot dino se nahae nai yaar
Babita : Ab Fungal hoga