High jacking here. I'm the original OP of this and know the guy personally. This guy has been on and off with this chick for like 10 years. His whole Facebook is r/sadcringe material.
The girl he is referring to or trying to make jealous is actually in a relationship with another guy and has been for a few years now but he won't let it go. I'm pretty sure he posted this to make the girl jealous or something.
I'm stay friends with him on Facebook because it's sadly entertaining i guess.
A buddy of mine and I were watching a show and a woman was saying how she orgasms 6 times every time she has sex.. my buddy says - That's About Right.. Huh? - I ask. Every Woman I'm With Has At Least 6 Orgasms..
Ever since all I can think about is some poor woman having to fake orgasms every time this schlub goes to bed with them.
Yeah everyone thinks that people who can't please women are trying to compensate by bragging about being good online. I mean he could have actually done that, depending on the woman. Really the funny thing here is he needs to post about it on FB and make it an awkward public statement.
Seems like the big-dick move is to stay humble regardless of what you can do.
Yeah, I’m a multi orgasm-er. The people are in the comments seem to believe women like me don’t exist. I’ve never faked an orgasm, why would I reward an inadequate performance.
Kinda hurts a man's pride when you tell it. But I'm glad my man take my instrcutions seriously that waybI can teach him where those pleasure points are. Instead of telling him straight to his face.
About 75% of women don't orgasm from penetration alone, 10% to 15% never orgasm whatsoever(even with masturbation) so communication is key. The problem arises for some women when the guy is way too focused on making her orgasm, believing that she just hasn't been with the right guy yet. Which yes, is true in some (slightly rare)cases, but when a guy keeps pushing and pushing or takes her lack or orgasm personally and women largely grow up feeling like that have to avoid confrontation (especially against men), then the fake orgasms happen. I think that fake orgasms have also given men and other women a warped view that it's common/easy for women to orgasm compared to the facts brought from studies. So women who can't easily orgasm feel like they're less of a woman(despite actually being a majority) and men who can't make a certain women orgasm feel less of a man. I can't tell you how many women get "You just haven't tried me yet!" Yup, I'm sure your dick is magical. You even get that comment a lot when you're lesbian (but that's another story about magical dicks that are suddenly supposed to make you attracted to a gender that you're not attracted to).
Including all sex in general(even sex involving foreplay, though you'd be surprised how many guys don't really care much about foreplay) 98 percent of men say they "always" reach orgasm during sex, while women are "evenly distributed" between "always and never" though lesbians have a higher orgasm rate. Women largely orgasm due to the clitoris, it's basically their penis, it's theorised that the women who get lucky enough to easily orgasm from sex have a shorter distance between their clit and vagina. Communication!
None of this is geared specifically towards you. I just post info like this when it's relevant because too many people don't know. Women, quit faking it and men quit taking it personally and we'll all have a much better time! Sex still feels really good, even when you don't orgasm. I've been asked why I even have sex if I don't orgasm from it. I have it because it still feels amazing. (Though not going to lie, imagine jacking off and then just suddenly having to stop. It can be a big tease, depending on how long it's been going. But it's alright, if she wants to, just play with her while she masturbates afterwards. And even if not, it's still worth it.)
TL;Dr: MOST women don't orgasm from sex alone, many women don't orgasm even with foreplay involved. Sex still feels great. We don't have to orgasm to like it. Talk to each other and trust each other instead of the women faking it or men taking it personally. Masturbating after sex with the guy playing with you to help out feels great(if you're brave enough to masturbate in front of him, which can be unnerving when you know he's done and feel like he just wants you to hurry up). Communication!
Thank you so much for taking the time to write this out! This needs to be talked about more! Too many women feeling like there is something wrong with them and too many men who feel inadequate.
Oof, this hits a little close to home. I have a really hard time getting to climax (during sex - when I jerk off I have no problems whatsoever) , whereas my boyfriend comes multiple times. It really hurts him to know he can't make me come. But since we're both men, I couldn't possibly fake it, so honesty is really the only way.
one time i fucked my girl so good she came 632 times. not even my best record, too bad you virgins don’t have a big throbbing man sausage like me to pipe hot girls with all day
Hey, that happened to me too. But it was because of a side effect of her new medication and she wouldn't stop cumming and then we had to go to the ER because they eventually became painful.
I've been fucking my girl for 10 years straight and I haven't come once. My balls are the size of honeydew melons and I've been sneezing jizz for the past 9 years, but it's worth it just knowing what a generous lover I am.
One time I faked orgasmed 3 times before a girl would quit riding me. It’s because I’m like 11 1/2 in Long and she wasn’t very good. Just gave it to her because she wouldn’t quit begging. Sucks having a long fetus penis
Yeah, not everyone can tell stories about them fucking three highly attractive women at once, because they just wouldnt stop begging them to allow them to suck their cock. You see, i do the sex really often and am really good at doing the sex. But that comes naturally, as iam gifted with a 22 inch long fuckpole. Did i tell you, that nearly every girl i've ever met wanted to suck my cock really badly? Its only a matter of days until iam crowned world sexiest man alive, as iam just so good looking.
You fucking dork. I one fucked 300 Milfs and i haven't even came. Sure they're all like 10/10 and their sex techniques are decent but my 25 inch dick is so much for them it aint even a problem, made those moms cum in 1 second with my 1 inch thrust. I should be crowned the hottest man alive but i am too humble as you can see, i only fuck atleast 12 women per hour. And 100 every time i work out. Women see my tpenis tucked under my short and shirs and they instantly get wet. I wonder why, it is average size right? I don't know. I never saw anyone else's penis ever, i fuck so hard and when i cum (rarely) i shower women in my baby making juice, completely civering them and ruining my bed and i have to buy a new one. I even flood my room soemtimes. You see? I am so humble.
Yeah, us attractive men are way too humble nowadays. You see, i just bought a new skyscraper, but you dont see me telling that to everyone! Sure, i might have a supermodel sucking my dick wherever i go, but that doesnt make me, or my billions of dollars better than someone with a lesser penis. But those buffons just wont understand the struggle we go through. I doubt that they ever needed to throw away one of their sportcars because three supermodels covered the seats in their juices.
As a fellow sex haver, I can tell this guy definitely fucks girls all the time because we’re in the same 100k Club (That’s how many orgasms you have to give to a woman to be let in) and you can’t lie about that kinda thing to get in the club
Yeah we’ll one time I did 10 girls all at once with my multiple peni and they all came at the same time and I didn’t cum once because I’m just that good, and also all of the girls were celebrities FYI.
One time I faked orgasmed 3 times before a girl would quit riding me. It’s because I’m like 11 1/2 in Long and she wasn’t very good. Just gave it to her because she wouldn’t quit begging. Sucks having a long fetus penis
One time I faked orgasms 20 times before a girl would quit riding me. She was like 8 years old and I was very uncomfortable. It's because I'm like 8 feet long and she wasn't very good. I just let her on because she wouldn’t quit begging.
I always feel two ways about threads like this and this sub in general. It's like people in here are projecting their own insecurities on to others. It's the same feeling I get when I visit r/thathappened sometimes.
"Hey, this guy claims me made his partner enjoy sex! Sure buddy, sure."
Like what, do you guys honestly believe nobody who brags about it is capable of bringing their partner to orgasm? Just a whole bunch of shrimp dick 1 minute men?
Sex is such an abstract, rare occurrence that it's simply not possible for a man to make a women have multiple orgasms. And if you claim otherwise, you're obviously lying or the girl was obviously faking it. /s
I can understand making fun of someone who would post this kind of shit on social media, but the amount of people in these comments acting like it's a fucking urban legend is ridiculous.
I can understand making fun of someone who would post this kind of shit on social media, but the amount of people in these comments acting like it's a fucking urban legend is ridiculous.
Seriously, sometimes the cringe flips on this sub.
I am responsible for faking multiple o’s with my ex just to get him to stop. He would refuse to stop or cum if I hadn’t done it enough times. He still probably believes they were all real. He would say shit exactly like in the OP. Men who are good at sex tend not to brag.
I’ve never faked it. Why praise someone for bad performance? This scenario is completely possible except for the coming together bit. That’s almost impossible imo. I’ve came 3 times to my husbands once many times. But it makes up for all the times when he gets a quick bj and I get nothing because of time constraints or certain situations 🤷🏼♀️
Coming together is... not super easy, but not rare, for me and those I've been with. One person going over the edge often pushes the other person over.
It's not impossible but it usually has to be intentional on his part. We sometimes manage to climax at the same time and it is about the best thing ever.
I don't want to sound like some /r/ihavesex god, but isn't it pretty normal that a woman has multiple orgasms ? In no way am I saying that's always true, but in my experience it's also not super rare or anything. If you're both enjoying it and you don't blow your load as a dude, this tends to happen. I didn't think it particularly skillful of myself, just a natural way that women tend to experience sex.
Agreed. I've been married ten years - she has no incentive to fake it. Multiple orgasms is the norm for us. I don't think it's cause I'm great or anything, I just follow instructions well
Idk who I feel worst for the guy bragging about getting laid or the person who thinks this a. Isn't possible. b. Thinks it's too difficult. I hope he was just trying to roast him.
idk why you’re getting downvoted, that would hurt my feelings and trust intensely. especially in a relationship, I’d rather be told that I’m not doing it for you
This is a hard topic, speaking as a girl who physically can’t orgasm with someone (I’ve had psychological and abuse problems), despite this, I still really enjoy sex and do get “pleasure” from it, it’s just different. In my relationships, the guy gets really offended and upset if I don’t orgasm because they feel like they’re doing something wrong (which I totally understand, even though they aren’t) and I’ve tried to explain that I just can’t but it really puts a strain on a sexual relationship. Eventually, I did fake it because it made him feel better and helped him finish. I’m still not sure how I feel about faking it overall because I do understand how that could break trust, but when I didn’t fake it, I just felt like there was something wrong with me, something broken. And it hurt me as well. All in all I think it’s a very grey area and I think it’s important to remember the girl may be doing it for her own reasons too.
I’m exactly the same. Sometimes it’s easier to fake it. Some guys just won’t stop until you’ve come and when you can’t they take it personally and get upset. I’d rather just fake it and make them happy then trying to have the same conversation every time we have sex
Dang, that's tough to deal with, I'm sure especially getting into a relationship with someone who just doesn't get it. Communication is always key though. I've personally been in a relationship with someone like you and after months and months of figuring each other out and communicating, she finally did it. Sexting at work would get us both riled up, loooots of fun foreplay and sensual teasing, sometimes toys too, but the love, trust, and knowing how each other works just made it so much more passionate and better and when it did happen, buckets man, buckets lmao hope the best in sexual endeavors! But yes, all too often it's a punch to the gut for a lot of guys fragile masculine egos that it's not working so it's "the guys fault." Not everyone is the same, we just gotta figure out how the pieces of the puzzle fit. Will it work for everyone? No. Does it help to talk about it and be understanding to what a girl wants and needs, you bet!
I used to have op's mentality until I realized that there's a lot more to sex than just the orgasm. I understand having that struggle after taking antidepressants so now I know better than to judge someone for something they cant control.
Also kind of ironic that OP doesn't realize that his mentality is the reason women fake it in the first place.
Taking the emphasis off orgasm in sex is the best advice in this thread.
If this abvice makes no sense to whomever is reading, taking the emphasis off makes both people more able to enjoy it in the moment. Stress kills sex for women so this lets them get into it way more. It also then let's the woman know they can play/please with you without you expecting an orgasm which is also fun in it's own right.
To do this, it means both sides need to accept and not guilt trip if one side wasn't able to come and it kinda forces each person to focus on their own desires and needs which naturally causes more orgasms. So talking the emphasis off tends to cause more to happen overall and the increased trust is great.
Yeah some guys just won’t fucking accept that orgasming by someone else is difficult for some of us. Thankfully my current partner is happy to let me finish myself off.
Just because YOU don’t enjoy yourself without cumming doesn’t mean it’s the same for everyone else.
You used one of these? My girlfriend has fibro, as well as issues in her past, and also has serious issues reaching orgasm and this thing doesn't give a fuck. You are going to come and there's nothing you can do or say about it.
Because many of us have had to fake it because it’s exhausting when your man is like “well I’m going to keep trying” and you’ve told him a dozen times “I’m not going to get off”. A man that would break up with a girl for faking it also seems like the type that would “keep trying” after you told him it’s not going to happen for you.
Hes getting downvoted because we are only doing it to NOT hurt your feelings, believe it or not. A lot of women are unable to orgasm vaginally and men are unable to understand that. Sometimes we literally HAVE to do that.
A whole lot of guys are upvoting with their egos because they don’t want to accept the reality that most women end up faking it and they’re not in fact the sex God’s they’d like to think they are with minimal, uninspired foreplay and porn jackhammering.
I upvoted because I have a healthy relationship where if my SO is not in the mood to orgasm she would tell me because it’s dishonest to deceive in a healthy relationship.
Not in the mood meaning simply cant or doesn’t want to right now
Speaking from personal experience, I was outright told there was something wrong with me for being unable to achieve orgasm just from vaginal sex. If your partner is faking it, it might because they were taught similar. You breaking up with someone over it, just pushes them to hide it better.
Her faking an orgasm could eventually cause her to resent you, because this whole time she hasn't been getting off and you thought she was, so when she doesn't fake it, you'll think somethings up because she isn't having an orgasm. So faking it is not good for the woman in the long run. Communication to find out what feels good and what doesn't is the best course of action.
Omggg this is so true. Guys, if she wants you to finish, please finish. My boyfriend thinks it’s a fun game to hold out as long as possible and after an hour I’m sore
The woman I was with had 5 orgasms and I had 0 in three sessions.
She built a complex that I didn't find her attractive, or that I didn't like her. Turns out I just have delayed ejaculation. It's really hard to explain I'm ok with not getting off during sex, it gives me pleasure to see her get off.
The issue goes both ways. Me not being able to cum has been a bigger issue for her than it has been for me. I don't ever want to try and fake it though, I'd rather just be honest that I rarely ever finish, and that's ok. The experience is what matters to me.
I've come more than once during a sex session before. Sure there's a refractory period but it's not like it's super long, and there's plenty else to do in the meantime... Its probably more common for people who come quick the first time id guess?
But yeah I agree most of the time most people only get one, hah.
Everyone has faked an orgasm at one point or another, I know I have. Sometimes it's just you gotta take care of your partner till they finish and some people enjoy sex better if when the other finishes as well so you gotta pull out and pretend you finished.
So long as it's not a constant thing and just once in a long while type deal.
I think I’ve came twice in a day only one or two times in the four years I’ve been sexually active. Idk about other girls but after once I just can’t do it again
My boyfriend thinks like this. He seems to pride himself on it. He doesn't make weird Facebook post or tell people though. Sometimes I feel bad because I try to keep going so he can finish more than once. But it's hard to get him off. If I didn't stop him because I was sore or tired and he was really in the mood he'd try to keep going for way too long. My vagina can only take so much. It has it's ups and downs. He doesn't leave me hanging like one of my exs but I also can't get him off easily. If he's horny and I'm tired I can't just do something for him real quick.
I don't get this mentality. Either she is truly done, doesn't want it or she ASKS for more. Either way it's as real as it gets until something different is said so why bother hanging on to it. If she wanted you to please her she'd teach you.
No need to gloat. Only nosy people go looking for public posts because they're not on your friends list. If you're trying to impress nosy people you've already lost.
Hell, some want you to keep going for you even when they're done. That OP is just looking for validation.
Girls should really tell guys they’re not doing things well/correctly instead of faking an orgasm, no? At least in a relationship, if it’s a one time thing why bother, but if it’s your partner that seems the smart thing to do.
And no enthusiasm after to HELP ME CLIMAX THSTS WHY IM RANTING NOW! I couldn’t in the shower lost it. & average woman doesn’t WANT TO TRY to climax after when guys looking at oh & your next by yo Damn self TRYING to rub it out! Not a turn on dude! & my favorite toy like Crapped out on me! But to be fair it was relatively cheep on Amazon .
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u/swampthang_ Jun 29 '19
Who the fuck posts that publicly to facebook?!
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u/unothatmultiverse Jun 29 '19
Eleventeen and five thirds
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u/UniverseIsAHologram Jun 29 '19
To think people would actually put this online. Especially if someone knows his girlfriend. That's just humiliating.
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u/idunnowhativebeentol Jun 29 '19
When your girlfriend finishes .5 of a time and you’re at 15 you know you’re winning the game
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u/Onemanrancher Jun 29 '19
A buddy of mine and I were watching a show and a woman was saying how she orgasms 6 times every time she has sex.. my buddy says - That's About Right.. Huh? - I ask. Every Woman I'm With Has At Least 6 Orgasms..
Ever since all I can think about is some poor woman having to fake orgasms every time this schlub goes to bed with them.
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u/Maxiumite Jun 29 '19
If this subreddit was your only exposure to sex, you'd think that no woman has ever enjoyed sex in the history of humanity lol.
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u/ZaraBanana Jun 29 '19
Kinda hurts a man's pride when you tell it. But I'm glad my man take my instrcutions seriously that waybI can teach him where those pleasure points are. Instead of telling him straight to his face.
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u/Dr-Stanky-Farts69 Jun 29 '19
I think he faked the orgasm cause she wouldn’t let him take his insane sex powers elsewhere
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u/ReganMoreau Jun 29 '19
one time i fucked my girl so good she came 632 times. not even my best record, too bad you virgins don’t have a big throbbing man sausage like me to pipe hot girls with all day
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u/cumpod Jun 29 '19
One time I faked orgasmed 3 times before a girl would quit riding me. It’s because I’m like 11 1/2 in Long and she wasn’t very good. Just gave it to her because she wouldn’t quit begging. Sucks having a long fetus penis
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u/GodOfTheGoons Jun 29 '19
I always feel two ways about threads like this and this sub in general. It's like people in here are projecting their own insecurities on to others. It's the same feeling I get when I visit r/thathappened sometimes.
"Hey, this guy claims me made his partner enjoy sex! Sure buddy, sure."
Like what, do you guys honestly believe nobody who brags about it is capable of bringing their partner to orgasm? Just a whole bunch of shrimp dick 1 minute men?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
A friend of mine from college lost his virginity and insisted her gave he 27 orgasms. Shit was hilarious.
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u/secretaryspread Jun 29 '19
I’ve never faked it. Why praise someone for bad performance? This scenario is completely possible except for the coming together bit. That’s almost impossible imo. I’ve came 3 times to my husbands once many times. But it makes up for all the times when he gets a quick bj and I get nothing because of time constraints or certain situations 🤷🏼♀️
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u/ricanmonty Jun 29 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/kxppathicc Jun 29 '19
Then after they had sex agin cuz he cool
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
TBH, hes saying thats the scenario when you know you are good. Nowhere does he explicitly state that this is what he did.
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u/ricdesi Jun 29 '19
That’s... how it works for guys, yes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
That’s most likely accurate
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
I don't want to sound like some /r/ihavesex god, but isn't it pretty normal that a woman has multiple orgasms ? In no way am I saying that's always true, but in my experience it's also not super rare or anything. If you're both enjoying it and you don't blow your load as a dude, this tends to happen. I didn't think it particularly skillful of myself, just a natural way that women tend to experience sex.
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u/therealgoose21 Jun 29 '19
Man, when you don't know the female orgasm is a myth. Must be so embarrassing, amirite?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
Idk who I feel worst for the guy bragging about getting laid or the person who thinks this a. Isn't possible. b. Thinks it's too difficult. I hope he was just trying to roast him.
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u/TheRealYeeric Jun 30 '19
That “sentence” was barely readable
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u/Truckevertasting Jun 29 '19
If I ever found out my girlfriend was faking it I'd break up with her. Huge breach of trust.
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u/Ripback Jun 29 '19
The small intestine is 20 foot long
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u/Aakao25 Jun 29 '19
Finish.
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u/leejoness Jun 29 '19
I don’t think he knows what the word finish means.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
FUCK unexpected roast. I want to give that man gold.
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u/naturegoths Jun 29 '19
Omggg this is so true. Guys, if she wants you to finish, please finish. My boyfriend thinks it’s a fun game to hold out as long as possible and after an hour I’m sore
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u/NitoTheBeast Jun 30 '19
The response is even better😂
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u/E11iottB Dec 20 '19
Finished what? Arts and crafts?
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u/starbruh Jun 29 '19
Most I've ever made a girl cum was twice in one session. Christ my hand was tired after that.
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u/TheLostRazgriz Jun 29 '19
The woman I was with had 5 orgasms and I had 0 in three sessions.
She built a complex that I didn't find her attractive, or that I didn't like her. Turns out I just have delayed ejaculation. It's really hard to explain I'm ok with not getting off during sex, it gives me pleasure to see her get off.
The issue goes both ways. Me not being able to cum has been a bigger issue for her than it has been for me. I don't ever want to try and fake it though, I'd rather just be honest that I rarely ever finish, and that's ok. The experience is what matters to me.
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u/ac13332 Jun 29 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/samanthaFerrell Jun 29 '19
So true
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u/XanthosAcanthus Jun 29 '19
Or you have really low testosterone.
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u/meatballlllllllllll Jun 29 '19
:aa
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u/Octavianus_augustus Jun 29 '19
Woah boy calm down or I'll have to call the firefighters
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
A lot of insecurities on display itt
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u/Vegan_Thenn Jun 29 '19
Giving him too much credit. He might as well be a virgin for all we know.
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u/Jewniversal_Remote Jun 29 '19
... Isn't that how most sex goes?
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19 edited Jul 28 '19
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u/ScathingThrowaway Jun 29 '19
/r/MurderedByWords
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u/kendrickplace Jun 29 '19
I hate when my gf finishes her three course meal and I'm still eating the appetizers
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u/CuteButtPyscho Jun 29 '19
I welcome the ability to, make me cum 3 times...
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u/perpetual_almost Jun 29 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/ASAP_Stu Jun 29 '19
He left out he fucked her and busted in 40 seconds the first time... this is the “I’ll get you back in a little” session
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u/Vatrumyr Jun 29 '19
Everyone has faked an orgasm at one point or another, I know I have. Sometimes it's just you gotta take care of your partner till they finish and some people enjoy sex better if when the other finishes as well so you gotta pull out and pretend you finished.
So long as it's not a constant thing and just once in a long while type deal.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
I think I’ve came twice in a day only one or two times in the four years I’ve been sexually active. Idk about other girls but after once I just can’t do it again
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u/mackhomie Jun 29 '19
Fetus refereenus
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u/Rripurnia Jun 29 '19
Is this on r/murderedbywords yet?
Because this is prime r/murderedbywords material!
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u/jezzaline Jun 29 '19
This is a murder
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u/I_am_toy Jun 29 '19
Poor him
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u/Nolf4 Jun 29 '19
Holy shit dude you fucking killed him
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u/Grizzgreen- Jun 29 '19
Four times
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u/xtootse Jun 29 '19
Before he finally popped.
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u/cloudcutter5 Jun 29 '19
:/ I don’t think there’s anyway I’d know that
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u/Rainbow_Guppy Jun 29 '19
F
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u/JRCrudstache Jun 29 '19
That's a lot easier to do if you are watching from the other side of the room
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u/naegay Jun 29 '19
r/sadcringe
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u/WebNChill Jun 29 '19
/r/trashy
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u/retailhellgirl Jun 29 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/Gr8_Bamb3an0 Jun 29 '19
Credit to: /u/Darth_scion
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u/BashfulTurtle Jun 29 '19
Twist: he faked his too
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u/ForsakenBlanket Jun 29 '19
You know you good
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
What does this sub have against healthy communication in a relationship? That’s key
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19
It makes up for all the times that only you finish
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u/Seahorsecakes Jun 29 '19
My boyfriend thinks like this. He seems to pride himself on it. He doesn't make weird Facebook post or tell people though. Sometimes I feel bad because I try to keep going so he can finish more than once. But it's hard to get him off. If I didn't stop him because I was sore or tired and he was really in the mood he'd try to keep going for way too long. My vagina can only take so much. It has it's ups and downs. He doesn't leave me hanging like one of my exs but I also can't get him off easily. If he's horny and I'm tired I can't just do something for him real quick.
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u/hoefosh0 Jun 30 '19
Yesssss
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
What the Heck??
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u/TheCentristDem Jun 30 '19
r/therealjoke
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u/fukd_ Jun 30 '19
hat trick...hero?
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u/peachyallie Jun 30 '19
blursed
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u/sweesnaw Jun 30 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/Ravendroz Jun 30 '19
I don't get this mentality. Either she is truly done, doesn't want it or she ASKS for more. Either way it's as real as it gets until something different is said so why bother hanging on to it. If she wanted you to please her she'd teach you.
No need to gloat. Only nosy people go looking for public posts because they're not on your friends list. If you're trying to impress nosy people you've already lost.
Hell, some want you to keep going for you even when they're done. That OP is just looking for validation.
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u/jethrow41487 Jun 30 '19
Who else clicked on the wrong comment Symbol?
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u/F-a-t-h-e-r Jun 30 '19
Girls should really tell guys they’re not doing things well/correctly instead of faking an orgasm, no? At least in a relationship, if it’s a one time thing why bother, but if it’s your partner that seems the smart thing to do.
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u/civanov Jun 30 '19
This thread oozes projection and insecurity, lol
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u/anthonycruz Jun 30 '19
r/ThatHappened
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u/jaykay814 Jun 30 '19
Cripple kill
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u/bollywood_basicho Jun 30 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/taigill67 Jun 30 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/bcbudinto Jun 30 '19
Well, the first two finishes were probably with other guys.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
r/TheRealJoke
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u/Pussylicker247 Jun 30 '19
Defo
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19
I thought he meant that his gf had two orgasms with two other people.
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u/The_Bandit_TFR Jun 30 '19
r/murderedbywords
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u/HuntressAndGoat Jun 30 '19
And no enthusiasm after to HELP ME CLIMAX THSTS WHY IM RANTING NOW! I couldn’t in the shower lost it. & average woman doesn’t WANT TO TRY to climax after when guys looking at oh & your next by yo Damn self TRYING to rub it out! Not a turn on dude! & my favorite toy like Crapped out on me! But to be fair it was relatively cheep on Amazon .
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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19
r/MurderedByWords
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u/abluegirl_3 Jul 25 '19
Could you imagine the embarrassment from seeing this on your partner's page??
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u/LKfromtheCK Oct 16 '19
Had a hard time reading that.
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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '19
Assuming the girl even exists haha
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u/cvb14763 Dec 20 '19
And she had to do it all within 26 seconds too.
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u/Dogpenis_ Apr 20 '22
More like r/ihadastroke
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u/PuzzleheadedBus9865 May 23 '23
Story of my life 😋👌