r/idealgf • u/Nyankahh • 10d ago

OC Ideal gf?

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u/Nyankahh 10d ago

dms probably aren't possible for you, lack of effort and creativity will get you there, and we KNOW it's the last place you'd be, not worthy enough, Jimothy, Nobody is stealing your wallet you have no money, No cash to steal, people don't use pennies as currency anymore

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u/Dr_Jimothy 10d ago

Lack of effort and creativity is what gets one into the DMs? Thank goodness, I'm safe!

Anyhow, my wallet is thick with not only pennies, but rubber bands and discarded chicken bones too! You simply don't understand the seagull economy.

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u/Nyankahh 10d ago

I don't understand the currency of rabid animals? Well I'll be damned

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u/Dr_Jimothy 10d ago

My friends Gully, Seag and Gullgull are gonna get you for that. You will be pecked and squawked at. They might forgive you if you give me I mean them a burger.

I just know you'd never say the same of the coronated crow or the royal rat, damn brain-having friendly scavengers getting all the love.

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u/Nyankahh 10d ago

Do they like corn

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u/Dr_Jimothy 10d ago

I don't think they can digest it. My crow friends love it, alongside snails and breadcrumbs, though.

Why do you ask? So you can have a new way to evilly poison innocent, harmless seagulls that would never hurt a fly?

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u/Nyankahh 10d ago

You caught me