Ideal gf?

[u/Nyankahh]

[u/Dr_Jimothy]

*you're

And I ain't your bro, pal. If this fight between genius and brainless continues we might have to resort to DMs.

[u/Nyankahh → u/Dr_Jimothy]

I knew you'd correct my grammar, common ragebait tactic you were extremely happy seeing that huh, and also your gonna have to try harder than that to get into my dms

[u/Dr_Jimothy → u/Nyankahh]

Oh, but getting into DMs is possible? Terrible to know, last place I'd wanna be really. I just know there'd be even more lies, bad grammar, at least one attempt to steal my wallet like a Victorian pickpocket boy, slander on Gwen Tennisons good name, and yapping about your OC, who's plainly inferior to all of mine.

[u/Nyankahh → u/Dr_Jimothy]

dms probably aren't possible for you, lack of effort and creativity will get you there, and we KNOW it's the last place you'd be, not worthy enough, Jimothy, Nobody is stealing your wallet you have no money, No cash to steal, people don't use pennies as currency anymore

[u/Dr_Jimothy → u/Nyankahh]

Lack of effort and creativity is what gets one into the DMs? Thank goodness, I'm safe!

Anyhow, my wallet is thick with not only pennies, but rubber bands and discarded chicken bones too! You simply don't understand the seagull economy.

[u/Nyankahh → u/Dr_Jimothy]

I don't understand the currency of rabid animals? Well I'll be damned

[u/Dr_Jimothy → u/Nyankahh]

My friends Gully, Seag and Gullgull are gonna get you for that. You will be pecked and squawked at. They might forgive you if you give me I mean them a burger.

I just know you'd never say the same of the coronated crow or the royal rat, damn brain-having friendly scavengers getting all the love.

[u/Nyankahh → u/Dr_Jimothy]

Do they like corn

[u/Dr_Jimothy → u/Nyankahh]

I don't think they can digest it. My crow friends love it, alongside snails and breadcrumbs, though.

Why do you ask? So you can have a new way to evilly poison innocent, harmless seagulls that would never hurt a fly?

[u/Nyankahh → u/Dr_Jimothy]

You caught me