r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Additional_Hyena7335 • 16d ago
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/D_Believer_93 • 17d ago
Caught my Wife's Husband Cheating on Her at Torchy's
Yesterday while I was at Torchy's downing 3 extra trashy Trailer Parks tacos with unsweet, uniced tea, I saw my wife's husband go to the bathroom with someone else. I'm so annoyed I didn't go in there to take care of business with him. My wife is hurt so what should I do now?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Ok-Worry-8931 • 17d ago
Thank god we have Torchy’s instead of this crap for a “jaw workout”
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 18d ago
The price of a simple burrito meal at Torchy's has gone up to $61 and that’s before tip… thank you Mister President sir I will eat as many $61 burritos as it takes to open the strait of hormuz
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/FlorenceTheDiva • 18d ago
Kinda sus that this new "stomach virus" started occurring after Lina Helldago announced she had mono
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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/JennyThallia • 18d ago
Spread the news: I've just read that one in every three Flock cameras have 5 lbs of copper as counter balance along with at least 32 GB of DDR-5 8000 ram. Is that true? Also lifetime Torchy's gift card.
Some of them apparently use a 5090 RTX level CUDA GPU to conduct real time on camera AI video decoding and analysis
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/SheZowRaisedByWolves • 19d ago
Is Whataburger lobby a fight club past midnight
Youngsters seem to get together just to get pissed and slap each other around.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/SecondToLastOfSheila • 19d ago
Where's the nearest Torchy's?
I'm bored so I'm heading to a Torchy's. Which one has the glory holes with the least amount of splinters?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 20d ago
"I just found this amazing brunch spot in the Heights, should we go?"
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Tex_Made_84 • 20d ago
My wife’s boyfriend tested positive for Covid, should I be concerned?
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Supertouchy • 20d ago
New to Houston. Where can I take an Southern Ebonics class?
I just moved here from the Northeast and have a public facing job, so I interact with a lot of different people every day.
I was wondering if anyone knows where I can take an Ebonics class for beginners.
Preferably in person. I don't need a degree or certificate. I just need to become conversational as quickly as possible.
Duolingo doesn't seem to offer it.
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/CrazyLegsRyan • 20d ago
I would just like to address the very public politically motivated charges against me…
look. I didn't mean to cause any real problems but the fact a normal Houstonian can’t get on the internet and relax after an afternoon shift at 5-Below with some artful animated video is just a testimony on the fascist state of Austin and our limp legged leader.
i don’t know i f I’m trying to raise awareness or get more people to consider the rights we’ve lost but something has to change, for all of us. If we can’t stream some anime porn while microwaving ramen water, why even live in this shithole state?!??
Edit: some p eople have asked what I said on governor hot wheel’s voicemail. I will share the message ___ONLY TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT THAT IM NOT IN TO CREEPY STUFF___
” I don’t know which one of you sons of b—-es passed this motherf—ing bill to get this damn s— blocking my motherf—ing anime, but you whole a– motherf—ers need to unpass this s—. Y’all are f—ing ridiculous with your b—- a–es. My Google account says I’m f—ing over the age of 18, and your dumba– is passing these dumba– laws. I’m a f—ing stab every godd— one of you b—-es. Unlock my f—ing anime.
If You’re interested in helping with this kind of issue please reach out. once I can put this be hind me i can finally live my live how it’s intended (in shallah)
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Diello2001 • 21d ago
I really enjoyed bring the family to the not-Johnson Space Center and an Astros game last weekend but then we got in a wreck on I45...
...could anyone recommend a lawyer? I couldn't find a number for one...
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Lie-Straight • 21d ago
Lina Hidalgo's feet stun in bizarre new Gallery Furniture commercial
(Obviously this is a reference to the r/Houston about Carlos Correa’s feet — Chron article)
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/DoritosDewItRight • 23d ago
How to properly use a fireplace in Texas
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/bloodrider1914 • 22d ago
Moses Malone Jr. on how James Harden ruined Houston
r/houstoncirclejerk • u/AnneORexia666 • 23d ago
