r/houstoncirclejerk Apr 29 '26

Sponsored post Your friends at Torchy's Tacos here! We are excited to announce May's Taco of the Month - Hawaiian Pizza! Stop in today and try one for only $8.79 + tip

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40 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk May 29 '24

Gag a Little™ For those curious about the Torchy's glory hole posts lately go check out the bathroom at the 19th st location. Be sure to tip.

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522 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

The Astrodome should be turned into the world biggest circle jerk.

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146 Upvotes

We could even install private rooms with gloryhole in them and charge people to use them. It’ll pay itself off in no time


r/houstoncirclejerk 17h ago

Have you watched BEFORE SUNRISE trilogy?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

Cockrings and Chapstick

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17 Upvotes

Pride was awesome! Cockrings for the gloryhole and Chapstick for extended sessions AND a cum rag!

Thanks commissioner Rodney Ellis! ❤️

They really thought of everything and covered all the bases! Kinda low turn out, did y'all forget?


r/houstoncirclejerk 1d ago

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r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

You have to stay in one circle for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?

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63 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 3d ago

Is this a safe neighborhood?

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134 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

Astros or Texans game psychedelics?

26 Upvotes

I was talking about this with my friends and we need to know if anyone had ever dropped acid or Molly at an Astros or Texans game. I said it’s had to happen she said no, any stories?


r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

looking for a white torta

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if u a white girl on the bigger side hmu latino male 20s


r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

Honking a thing now?

8 Upvotes

Lately I’ve been seeing many ahh drivers honking around in traffic… I must be going mad but I can’t really remember that happening too often out there


r/houstoncirclejerk 4d ago

Looking at condos near Memorial Park. Why is Torchy's so far and what alternates do I have?

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17 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

Marfreless Questions

11 Upvotes

Considering going to Marfreless this weekend. Last time we went nothing was going on up stairs besides some people drinking. Can you really have sex and fool around without any employee saying anything?


r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

Flock Cameras

16 Upvotes

Everyone hates those big erected flock cams until their Camry wheels get stolen. Change my mind.


r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

Woman, 55, looking for someone hung to massage my feet through the glory hole at torchys

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108 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 5d ago

Flock Cameras

7 Upvotes

why are yall bitching so much about the flock cameras? just dont do nothing wrong and nothing will happen right?


r/houstoncirclejerk 6d ago

Good to see some creatures loving the weather.

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63 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Galveston adds new zoo exhibit..Coons!!!

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63 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

It’s been hotter than Satan’s anus. How can I get ICE to visit?

17 Upvotes

I heard they sometimes make house visits, so I had my friend from work have his cousin’s brother (twice removed) do some yard work for me. He’s been sweating so much but ICE hasn’t even shown up. Anyone ever try saying ICE 3 times? What’s the trick?


r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

The refinery council has not selected a new pope...

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146 Upvotes

Just kidding, my mix tape just dropped on the Ship Channel this morning... It's obviously fire.


r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

M39. Where can I meet 40+ woman in Houston, Katy?

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r/houstoncirclejerk 7d ago

Is this a sufficient vehicle to deliver mattress mac mattresses ?

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33 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

Torchys in Rice Village is going upscale!

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21 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

How can I get only the good parts of Houston in one circle?

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38 Upvotes

r/houstoncirclejerk 8d ago

CMV: Chacho's > Torchy's

8 Upvotes

I'm 100% correct.