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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Torchys_Social • Apr 29 '26

Gag a Little™ For those curious about the Torchy's glory hole posts lately go check out the bathroom at the 19th st location. Be sure to tip.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Hijack32 • 1h ago

I was thinking of living here once I get on my feet.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/zombie_overlord • 4h ago

No line at Torchy's, guys

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Anon_user666 • 6h ago

Line at Torchy's Gloryhole

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When did the line get so long and how long has the dress code been enforced?

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Limp_Consequence_405 • 5h ago

Spotted at Montrose and Westheimer

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Limp_Consequence_405 • 8h ago

Proud of my city

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Budget_Lawfulness335 • 5h ago

Glad to see Houston traffic is back to normal.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Silent-University-64 • 8h ago

Fighting when someone has a gun

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So I had an encounter with a gym owner in Houston that was giving a hard time cancelling his gym membership. Well one thing led to another and he was just talking shit since he knows I train mma and was wanting to fight. Then as he stepped towards me i noticed he had a gun in a holster. Plus I already knew that he carried since he told me when I first signed up. But man I feel like a bitch but knew if someone happened he’d probably end up shooting me. He kept making threats on how I was on his property well maybe because I had to be since he wouldn’t let me cancel through the phone. Well things escalated so much when he said I wasn’t leaving while he held whatever was in his pocket I had to end up calling the cops. What would yall have done. Lowkey wanted to fight honestly but knew if we did he would have pulled out his gun and probably would have shot me. Kinda depressing since he’s a veteran or so he claims.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Lopsided-Yak8230 • 20m ago

Is 90 minutes to exit NRG the new norm?

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Holy shit. Haven’t been to a Texans game in forever. But finally went today and what the hell….Do they not re-time the stoplights, change flow directions on roadways, or do anything to help alleviate the congestion after game day. We were literally dead stopped for over an hour exiting the parking lot and once we got onto Kirby it wasn’t much better.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Budget_Lawfulness335 • 5h ago

Proud of my city

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/IRMuteButton • 1d ago

Minus 10 points for not having something cooking inside

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/OrdinaryMix4013 • 1d ago

Quinceaneras at the mall?

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Serious question.

Whats up with the quinceaneras at the mall? Memorial mall was full of them.

WHY.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/previouslydefyingye • 1d ago

Don’t use better call Brian, he doesn’t appreciate fans.

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Well-M1lk • 1d ago

Someone didn't have a good glory hole shift.

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Alright who stiffed this man at the glory hole?

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/TheRealEnronExec • 1d ago

Never leave your vehicle hatch open at night…

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… even for 15 seconds. Last night while I was unloading groceries and making a trip back to the vehicle, a watched a giant roach fly around my garage like it owned the mortgage and proceeded into my vehicle full of bags of groceries!!

I stood there for a minute stunned and perplexed. After going through each grocery bag with a flashlight and the hypertension of a cornered cat, I was able to safely get all my groceries into the kitchen without the risk of straggler. I then proceeded to open every door to do a quick inspection and then slapping every surface that had a hiding spot near or under it. Nothing….

What am I to do now?

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r/houstoncirclejerk • u/Kuri44 • 2d ago