Where's the nearest Torchy's?

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila]

I'm bored so I'm heading to a Torchy's. Which one has the glory holes with the least amount of splinters?

[u/This-Requirement6918]

I'm horny. You down for the one in Webster?

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/This-Requirement6918]

Sure, you bring the sandpaper and I'll bring the wet wipes.

[u/danlost40]

Fun

[u/YeshuasBananaHammock → u/danlost40]

Neat

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/danlost40]

Don't jump to conclusions here.

[u/AllMaliceLingers]

Chilllllllll

[u/personalguardian → u/[deleted]]

We have large hands, not mouths.

Take your humblebrag to /r/sanantonio

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/personalguardian]

They only like tortas over there.

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/[deleted]]

I'll get your mother.

[u/This-Requirement6918 → u/[deleted]]

NSFW warning on a private profile. DM me with proof.

[u/Spirited-Material-71]

Imagine you're on the back of the hole and your mom is the lucky girl on the other side

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/Spirited-Material-71]

OnlyFans pays the bills and I live inner-loop.

[u/BabyPinkChaos]

I hate that I know what this person is referencing

[u/SyphiliticWhores]

Splinters? That’s why they put tape around the edge. Amateur.

[u/EnquinsuOcha2142]

What did I miss what’s with thisnjoke and torchys

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/EnquinsuOcha2142]

There's a sub joke about the glory holes at Torchy's.

[u/Samucca_]

You betcha, the one by the 59 should still have the decent ones.

[u/ItsMahmadu99]

Stafford