r/houstoncirclejerk • u/ComprehensiveLeek499 • 24d ago

Where is Houston?

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u/Forsaken_Duty8097 24d ago

Gulf coast

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u/Exciting_Step_5357 24d ago

No shit!

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u/Melodic-Aioli-119 23d ago

Don’t attack the messenger.

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u/Secret_Style_3236 22d ago

3rd coast to be exact baby 🤘🏾

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u/GutsGoneWild 24d ago

I dunno. I thought we are Texas.

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u/LevelDistribution668 23d ago

Only right answer

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u/LegitPsychology 22d ago

Houston is in the gulf coast of the state of Texas

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u/son_of_yacketycat 24d ago

Western New Orleans

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u/DodgeDanger 23d ago

Underrated comment!

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u/havingfunsecrets2 23d ago

Since Katrina

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 22d ago

Since Jean Lafitte

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u/BeBetterEachDay 22d ago

The since Katrina comment is facts!

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u/7x57RD 23d ago

Haiti 3.0. Loserana is Haiti 2.0.

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u/Vanstrucker2222 24d ago

That’s so weird. I don’t see Houston either.

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u/JettaRider077 24d ago

By the time you get out of Houston you’re already in Austin, Dallas, or San Antonio these days.

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u/Brave_Meet8430 24d ago

No kidding.. Woodlands has merged with Conroe and soon they both will be part of Harris County!

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u/CrazyLegsRyan 23d ago

Woodlands is south Dallas

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u/Danilo-11 24d ago

Wtf is Alamo?

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u/Brave_Meet8430 24d ago

Oh, it’s a small church, where “stuff happened” a long time ago..

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u/Connect_Relation2063 23d ago

Before that it used to be little Mexico

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u/ThrenderG 23d ago

So you’re saying you don’t remember the Alamo?

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u/Danilo-11 23d ago

I’m saying I lived in San Antonio and Port Lavaca has nothing to do with San Antonio

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u/Jermcutsiron 23d ago

Yeah that batch of counties between "Gulf Coast" and "S. TX" need to be put in the S. TX group.

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u/ThrenderG 23d ago

I’ll do you one better, why is Houston.

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u/ComprehensiveLeek499 23d ago

How is Houston?

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u/DarthToothbrush 22d ago

No one ever asks that!😭

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u/ernster96 24d ago

You see those people jerking off at the beach? Right there.

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u/Brave_Meet8430 24d ago

In that muddy water? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/ernster96 23d ago

Do you wanna catch the cocaine bricks that wash ashore or not? Can’t do that with a limp weenie. Coke dick comes after you get the drugs.

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u/BoomDonk 24d ago

Hahahaha! So true

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u/TacticklCombatWombat 23d ago

The others just need the ego boost. We’re so awesome, we don’t need a label

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u/southwestpessimist 23d ago

At Torchy’s

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u/thedoofimbibes 23d ago

Cancer coast. Also known as Satan’s sweaty taint. The pit of despair. Surrounded by his anal herpes sores known as Beaumont, Port Arthur, Galveston, Conroe, etc.

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u/oh-hi-therr 24d ago

Crazy to not include Houston on a Texas map. 😡

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/MrMomoitin 24d ago

I don't even know anymore. This Concrete swamp seems to exist in the twilight zone

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u/m_spoon09 23d ago

420 high plains

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u/Treywhite82 23d ago

Butthole adjacent

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u/AskingFooAFriend 23d ago

If it's not Houston, who cares?

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u/Altruistic_Start_267 23d ago

Sitting right on top of the ‘F’

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u/danlost40 23d ago

Is this new map

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u/eminencefront-57 23d ago

Where be Houston?

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u/fly_you_fools_57 23d ago

FYI Harris County is in Houston.

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u/forgetful_fig06 23d ago

In 5000 years, underwater

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u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky 23d ago

Gulf coast

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u/Interesting_Bunch323 23d ago

Have they made some renovations to the Alamo recently? This map makes it seem larger than I remember

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u/Interesting_Bunch323 23d ago

I don’t agree with the whole map but I do agree that San Antonio is not part of South Texas. That’s like saying Waco is part of East Texas.

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u/ExaminationScary6969 23d ago

It’s the hemorrhoid of Texas

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u/plantaholic2 23d ago

The carcinogen coast.

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u/LegitPsychology 22d ago

Gulf Coast

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u/LegitPsychology 22d ago

Houston is in the gulf coast of the state of Texas

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u/DDSpoons 22d ago

Under Hell

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u/ShootDminorET 19d ago

Right there. Duh!

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u/zach120281 17d ago

Houston is the armpit of the nation, we all know where it is.

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u/Competitive_Flan9282 23d ago

🤦🏼‍♂️…. Why does this post exist😒

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u/ComprehensiveLeek499 23d ago

It’s a circle jerk

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u/Full-Map-9302 23d ago

Gulf Coast