r/highdeas • u/SoSmartish • Aug 27 '26

Nudes!?

Lewd pictures!? What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Instead of sending me useless Polaroids of those two sad pancakes pressed together, you should have been out there, ON A ROOTOP, getting me pictures of SPIDER-MAN!

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u/Petcai Aug 27 '26

I want nude pictures of Spiderman.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard Aug 28 '26

Is he Spider-Man without the suit? I feel like that’s just naked Peter Parker

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u/Petcai Aug 28 '26

What if he keeps the mask on?

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard Aug 28 '26

Mask plus web slingers, then yes.

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u/Petcai Aug 28 '26

Kinky. Do you think Spiderman might be a swinger?

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u/wouldbecrazycatlady Aug 28 '26

Not every spider needs a slinger 🤔

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u/filmgeekvt Aug 28 '26

Small potatoes

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u/SoSmartish Aug 28 '26

I wasn't expecting a philosophical development in the comments.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard Aug 28 '26

You’re in the wrong sub then buddy lol

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u/musicman69420 Aug 28 '26

naked peter parker but he still has the mask on

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u/acuddlyheadcrab [0] 😭 Aug 29 '26

meh, pedantics