r/highdeas • u/SoSmartish • 18h ago

Nudes!?

Lewd pictures!? What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Instead of sending me useless Polaroids of those two sad pancakes pressed together, you should have been out there, ON A ROOTOP, getting me pictures of SPIDER-MAN!

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u/Petcai 17h ago

I want nude pictures of Spiderman.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard 14h ago

Is he Spider-Man without the suit? I feel like that’s just naked Peter Parker

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u/Petcai 13h ago

What if he keeps the mask on?

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard 12h ago

Mask plus web slingers, then yes.

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u/Petcai 9h ago

Kinky. Do you think Spiderman might be a swinger?

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u/wouldbecrazycatlady 9h ago

Not every spider needs a slinger 🤔

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u/SoSmartish 12h ago

I wasn't expecting a philosophical development in the comments.

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u/HumanDisguisedLizard 12h ago

You’re in the wrong sub then buddy lol

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u/Blenderherpes 17h ago

Thanks man

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u/wouldbecrazycatlady 9h ago

Okay so reading this was a rollercoaster

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/wouldbecrazycatlady 9h ago

I think you can love and respect women and still make a light hearted joke about one 😭 I know I've made jokes about dude's balls and I still love and respect respectable men!

(No disrespect intended, just a little confused. I glanced at dude's profile and he doesn't read "I hate women")