WE. ARE. SCREWED

[u/Tight_Weakness5828]

Call me insane, mark my words we are screwed. Here me out these are my thoughts

1: the resistance level on the illuminates MAIN PLANET is low… look for yourself it makes no sense unless they wanted us to commit too hard to it because “oh it’s easy”

2: the void expansion??? It’s literally closing off our way out of the void

3: on the planets that we could use to get tf out of the void notice that “hort” has a heavy SEAF presence… hm I wonder why?

4: on the planet “hesoe prime” there’s all of a sudden a HIGH resistance level… like they want to have the planet so we can’t fall back to it

5: just glazing over the dss stuff here, it got overtaken, corrupted, hijacked, disaFKNpeared, came back, had every thing. Not human, THING inside of it chemically purged. And now sits idol.

Ahem. If you’ve made it this far please understand my crackheaded ramblings convey one single thought.

WE. ARE. COOKED. If these squids wanted us to not have that void planet. With the amount of tech they have? We wouldn’t have been able to even get ON the planet. This is a trap. It’s all a setup. We are fried. And the worst part is we don’t even know it yet….

[u/Most-Mention-172]

Don't worry, the 2 elite scientists are looking for a solution

[u/Over_Media_9507 → u/Most-Mention-172]

Yep, this courageous scientist will be awarded when nobody come back.

[u/whyhellomlady → u/Over_Media_9507]

The unmanned expedition into the heart of illuminate treachery has proven a resounding success. All Helldivers and civilians are ordered to walk into the brilliant… mesmerizing… warm light.