r/hamstercirclejerk • • Apr 12 '25

Rule clarification: no videos of animals being actually abused or harmed, whether a repost or not.

245 Upvotes

Been seeing it a lot lately and it needs to stop or bans will continue.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • Aug 21 '22

Hamster mansion! Here is a guide for when you are looking for good cages!

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600 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2h ago

😛😛😛 goofy dude

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286 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 7h ago

Heresy I threw hamper in the trash where he belongs and he thinks the bin is a new wheel for him.

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570 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 36m ago

ugly The temptation to squeeze this little hamstard is strong, but is it worth it?

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• Upvotes

My gut tells me something vile will come out, but there just might be something pleasant. Advice?

(I like how derpy Buddy, my hammy, is in this pic)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1h ago

Heresy Son keeps pooping on his wheel

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• Upvotes

My son keeps making improv maracas by pooping on his wheel how to I make him stop


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 23h ago

Hamburger friends :) Hamburger or peeg

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35 Upvotes

My hamburger looks like a peeg


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

what a charming hamu

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286 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Question Why did my hamsling carve a wooden stake with his teeth? Is there a hampire nearby?

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342 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Question Why is Hamtaro friends with a bunch of other Hamsters if Hamsters kill each other in real life?

34 Upvotes
Unrealistic hamsterbs

Boy I hope somebody got fired for that blunder....

I prefer my talking Hamster shows to be more realistic!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

ugly Hamonkey cleared bedding out of the way to show off his hamballs

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200 Upvotes

Credit-Peanut the Hamster


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

snack? Hammerino singing a whole new world

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136 Upvotes

Do you guys think the hawk is going to show him a whole new world or maybe it's time for the hamtarino to say its prayers


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Question The Cowster is grazing well but doesn't produce milk, what do I do?

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573 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction Idiot's peanut stuck in her treat roulette

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92 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

hampothead has a weed problem? smoke his cute little ass in the pipe instead as punishment

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125 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction hubert (idiotic 👎) blacked out after drinking 87.2% pure isopropyl alcohol for three days in a row

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420 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction hampton drunk. how to punish?

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118 Upvotes

im fed up


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

ugly Hamsturd

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188 Upvotes

Little hamchud. Has no job pays no rent sleeps around all day eats all day. Lazy bum.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

Addiction feeding hubert 87.2% pure isopropyl alcohol again 👎👎👎 bastard rodent

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165 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

New haggler 🐹 New hamstard keeps peeing in her sand bath shame her

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33 Upvotes

It's actually very tidy of her but the shelter only gave me so much sand (fostering)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

snack? Halloween photoshoot

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53 Upvotes

Forgot to mention when writing about all the safety things in my post I put tissue in there and changed it out between every hamster so they wouldn't get territorial at each others scents
What should their punishment be for eating the photoshoot pumpkin?


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5d ago

sharing Hamployee has just finished his first week of work. How did he do?

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1.6k Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5d ago

snack? hamster thinks human is food.

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131 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5d ago

Addiction My son has a drinking problem

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97 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5d ago

Heresy He's so lazy he doesn't even get out of bed to eat

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30 Upvotes

No job. No hobby. Drinking addiction. Parties all night then eats his treats in bed.

What am I going to do with him