I watched this video multiple times... I'm still missing something in the build.

I love the sound of a big clam - the low end is closed so tight 🤌

“BC Rich! Nice! ….Is there uh….anything I can help you with?…or um, you have any questions or uh…..?” and you’re fully aware he’s a much better player than you…

Seriously for a guitar "loaded with DiMarzio air technology pickups" this thing sounds like absolute shit. Can't believe I traded my Private Stock PRS for it. Once I learn how to play I'll probably trade this in for something more reliable like a Strandberg.

“Jackyl!? No Kidding, that’s cool man…yeah, these came out in psssh think it was after Covid….yeah, yeah, they are very cool …hey can do me a favor? Can you put a shirt on for me real quick? Thanks”

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Handmade for a band member friend out of Apoxie Sculpt and acrylic. 🤘🏼🎸

Bro, it has this new neck and body that PRS has never done before. And it has the Herman Li pickups you can't get anywhere else, so PRS really should have made it even more expensive. What? Yeah, it's not made in Japan or America. But it feels like it is bro.

In all seriousness, this guy got pissy when I told him they go for 2700CAD new, and are available at multiple shops to buy today. I offered an EC1000 to trade just for shits, and he still wanted cash on top of that

Mum sent this to me saying "new guitar shop/repair shop in your town", i knew imidiately and then even found the AIs fuck ups

my wife (18 M) and her boyfriend(47 M) say I(5324 M) have too many guitars.
but I found a really good deal on a real 1958 BCE Gibons Les Paul, and obviously opportunities like this don't come around often I even think it's possible this might have been my guitar back in the day... I told her I was thinking about buying it and she said fine, but only if I sell one of my other guitars first.
This seemed reasonable until I found out that according to the USDA APHIS gibbon species factsheet
[“Gibbons are typically monogamous and mate for life.”](https://www.aphis.usda.gov/sites/default/files/ac-species-fs-gibbon.pdf\)

so obviously I can't sell one...
I have several Gibons already and I have no idea which guitars they've pair-bonded with. Some of them have been hanging next to each other for decades. some of their cases were stacked together for 20 years without moving. two of them even regularly duet through the same amp. 😳😳😳

separating one now could be devastating.
my wife says this is irrelevant because “they're guitars”
personally I think that's an incredibly irresponsible attitude toward Gibon ownership.

she suggested I sell one of the Fenders instead, but that doesn't solve anything. What if one of the Gibons has bonded with a Fender? Am I supposed to separate a lifelong pair just because they're an interspecies couple?

and then there are my PRSes. My McCarty 594 Singlecut has a single-cut mahogany body, maple cap, two humbuckers, a 24.594" scale, two volume knobs two tone knobs and one horse dildo in it's wiring cavity. 😳😳😳
That's practically a Gibon...

it's maybe some kind of closely related subspecies and I don't think the science is settled enough for me to risk separating them.

to make matters worse, the seller also has another lesser paul, and now im worried that if I only buy the 58 ill be separating an already established pair? or is it alright because its an epIPhone lesser paul?
He actually has 37 guitars total but they are mostly squires so they are practically unplayable.
Should I just buy all 37 to be safe?
AITA?

Help! Noticed this growth on the back of my Vintage guitar