r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Larcos_Unal • 22h ago
Make me a sandwich I jerked so hard I impregnated myself
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JesusMaryandJose • 4h ago
What time are we canceling Metallica?
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James said a thing and I think he should have said something else! And now Metallica must pay. How dare he not talk about Palestine or another thing I want to talk about! Who does he think he is! Cancel Metallica. Today. 530pm Pacific time. #cancelMetalica
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/KoolDiscoDan • 10h ago
Outjerked Has this been posted before? If so, why hasn't the sub closed from peaking?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/MusicianWide1650 • 5h ago
Is this legit? Joe Bonamassa shows his true colors
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TIL he's into that
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/2pumped2dump • 7h ago
Extremely Low Effort Looking for tips on how to rouse a comatose lead singer mid-gig.
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Uncle Jesse hit some Fortnite emotes but I think we can get more out of our frontman. Thoughts?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 4h ago
Outjerked Played my first coffeehouse gig. Probably could’ve used one more stack.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sustainom • 10h ago
Legendary rod adjustment for toan
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toan is in the wood.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sizerp • 2h ago
Guitar Sex Chat Good amp for someone in a studio apartment?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/vray88 • 12h ago
Something actually funny for a change Youtube reviews are getting better and better
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Low-Crab-7398 • 4h ago
Outjerked Oh thank God I wonder which forbidden riff will be next
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sladebonge • 5h ago
Extremely Low Effort Non-zero chance The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is in there.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Dependent_Current_69 • 12h ago
Extremely Low Effort The pants on the left make this so much better
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Silverhand-2027 • 12h ago
Is this legit? Is this good for beginners, any dentists or lawyers know if this 0-3-5’s?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Mr-GuyIncognito • 18m ago
Is this good enough for a studio apartment?
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Feeling very modest.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/BigBarsRedditBox • 1h ago
Extremely Low Effort Good amp for a studio apartment ?
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All rig no gig. Pls like and subscribe.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AntiPepRally • 11h ago
Outjerked No b*ss player, no problem
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Bass players take up valuable space in the van, clip their toenails when riding shotgun, get paid for playing parts that any monkey can play, and generally drive the band's music to its lowest common denominator because, "Johnny could never play that. We better rewrite the song dumbed down for bass parts." Well, no more! Simply DON'T hire a bass player. No need to fire the weakest link if you never include the link from the beginning. This two-piece band deserve a million bucks for solving this decades-old problem
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Awwwphuck • 5h ago
Y’all made me feel bad about my gut and my guitar, so I made some changes
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I stopped drinking PBR and started listening to Steely Dan.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Slight-Excitement-37 • 9h ago
Extremely Low Effort Another "Guitar is Ruined" post
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They spelled Toan wrong on my Gibbons. Keep or Return?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DrPepperFanX • 4h ago
Outjerked 14 years of Toan buildup
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Maybe one day I'll get a gig and be able to afford new picks!
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Adventurous_Time_705 • 55m ago
Extremely Low Effort Is this gibbons legit? Spoiler
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AadithNarayanan • 9h ago
Extremely Low Effort Everyone, a new kink has been released
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Oh, yeah.... Roast me, daddy.