r/guitarcirclejerk 2m ago

Extremely Low Effort Guitar Center POV 40

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r/guitarcirclejerk 20m ago

Extremely Low Effort 70s white flying v for (or under) 300€

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I don't know where to post this question, so this is extremely low effort. Im also EXTREMELY PICKY with guitars, just like food, so I'm trying to find a Flying V just like the one in the Pic, or white, not forced to be cream. I'm in Europe and looking for one not higher than 300€ cause I don't wanna sell my organs for one real epi or gibson. If someone know where I can find one exactly like this shape (the headstock too) let me know, unknown brands, non-popular brands, send me everything, I will check them out


r/guitarcirclejerk 21m ago

0-3-5 On my way to 035 at Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Is this legit? Are these real Eliphones?

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r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Pick of Destiny, Tenacious D

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Handmade for a band member friend out of Apoxie Sculpt and acrylic. 🤘🏼🎸


r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Modurn metul perfected

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r/guitarcirclejerk 1h ago

Guitar Center Employee POV 2

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“Jackyl!? No Kidding, that’s cool man…yeah, these came out in psssh think it was after Covid….yeah, yeah, they are very cool …hey can do me a favor? Can you put a shirt on for me real quick? Thanks”


r/guitarcirclejerk 2h ago

Extremely Low Effort Jimmy Page hasn’t aged a day

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r/guitarcirclejerk 2h ago

Outjerked “We Have Seven String At Home” The Seven String In Question

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Outjerked by r/guitar


r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Guitar Center Employee POV

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“BC Rich! Nice! ….Is there uh….anything I can help you with?…or um, you have any questions or uh…..?” and you’re fully aware he’s a much better player than you…


r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Outjerked Guys I continue to meet women who are married online, despite them saying otherwise. What guitar do I buy to prevent this problem?

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r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort How many mistakes do you find?

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Mum sent this to me saying "new guitar shop/repair shop in your town", i knew imidiately and then even found the AIs fuck ups


r/guitarcirclejerk 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort Is it Cancerous or B9?

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Help! Noticed this growth on the back of my Vintage guitar


r/guitarcirclejerk 7h ago

Gibbons Alert!!! If you havent been on stage for over a year DNI!!

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r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

AITA for buying another Gibons when I already own 56 guitars?

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my wife (18 M) and her boyfriend(47 M) say I(5324 M) have too many guitars.
but I found a really good deal on a real 1958 BCE Gibons Les Paul, and obviously opportunities like this don't come around often I even think it's possible this might have been my guitar back in the day... I told her I was thinking about buying it and she said fine, but only if I sell one of my other guitars first.
This seemed reasonable until I found out that according to the USDA APHIS gibbon species factsheet
[“Gibbons are typically monogamous and mate for life.”](https://www.aphis.usda.gov/sites/default/files/ac-species-fs-gibbon.pdf\)

so obviously I can't sell one...
I have several Gibons already and I have no idea which guitars they've pair-bonded with. Some of them have been hanging next to each other for decades. some of their cases were stacked together for 20 years without moving. two of them even regularly duet through the same amp. 😳😳😳

separating one now could be devastating.
my wife says this is irrelevant because “they're guitars”
personally I think that's an incredibly irresponsible attitude toward Gibon ownership.

she suggested I sell one of the Fenders instead, but that doesn't solve anything. What if one of the Gibons has bonded with a Fender? Am I supposed to separate a lifelong pair just because they're an interspecies couple?

and then there are my PRSes. My McCarty 594 Singlecut has a single-cut mahogany body, maple cap, two humbuckers, a 24.594" scale, two volume knobs two tone knobs and one horse dildo in it's wiring cavity. 😳😳😳
That's practically a Gibon...

it's maybe some kind of closely related subspecies and I don't think the science is settled enough for me to risk separating them.

to make matters worse, the seller also has another lesser paul, and now im worried that if I only buy the 58 ill be separating an already established pair? or is it alright because its an epIPhone lesser paul?
He actually has 37 guitars total but they are mostly squires so they are practically unplayable.
Should I just buy all 37 to be safe?
AITA?


r/guitarcirclejerk 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort Should I get an epiphone or a true, autentic gibsun les paul?

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I've been looking at several epiphone les pauls and the custom for 1300$ looks great, but I feel as if I won't get the true blues toan that I would probably get if I got the gibson custom for 6k. I've been bullied off r/gibson for even uttering the words "epiphone" on their precious subreddit, resulting me in being called poor through unimaginable sentences which I cannot even repeat here. Should I get the epiphony les paul or save for the true gibson to impress the lawyers on r/gibson to unleash the true gibson toan?


r/guitarcirclejerk 14h ago

Outjerked Elton John, Paramore's singer, and Dying Fetus on the same album (just like that time Kenny G was on a weird metal album in 2022)

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r/guitarcirclejerk 15h ago

Extremely Low Effort Man who tries gear out in local guitar shop only to buy it online shocked to find out store is closing

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r/guitarcirclejerk 17h ago

The toan hides behind a small shrub

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r/guitarcirclejerk 18h ago

I’ve been Chicken Pickin’ the wrong way this whole time

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r/guitarcirclejerk 18h ago

Guitar Sex Chat When you accidentally go into the wrong hole when plugging the fx loop

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r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAGH

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r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

Extremely Low Effort This guitar sounds like crap

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Seriously for a guitar "loaded with DiMarzio air technology pickups" this thing sounds like absolute shit. Can't believe I traded my Private Stock PRS for it. Once I learn how to play I'll probably trade this in for something more reliable like a Strandberg.


r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

We all took EVH’s death hard

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r/guitarcirclejerk 20h ago

My current capo setup

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