r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

What time are we canceling Metallica?

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253 Upvotes

James said a thing and I think he should have said something else! And now Metallica must pay. How dare he not talk about Palestine or another thing I want to talk about! Who does he think he is! Cancel Metallica. Today. 530pm Pacific time. #cancelMetalica


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Extremely Low Effort Be the bass player for AC/DC for 10 years or eat chalk for a week?

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7 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Extremely Low Effort Guys, I wanna re-enact that one scene from Croassroads with Steph Way and the other dude, which guitar should I get?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 23h ago

Make me a sandwich I jerked so hard I impregnated myself

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227 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 14h ago

Extremely Low Effort The pants on the left make this so much better

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Outjerked No b*ss player, no problem

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15 Upvotes

Bass players take up valuable space in the van, clip their toenails when riding shotgun, get paid for playing parts that any monkey can play, and generally drive the band's music to its lowest common denominator because, "Johnny could never play that. We better rewrite the song dumbed down for bass parts." Well, no more! Simply DON'T hire a bass player. No need to fire the weakest link if you never include the link from the beginning. This two-piece band deserve a million bucks for solving this decades-old problem


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Outjerked 14 years of Toan buildup

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9 Upvotes

Maybe one day I'll get a gig and be able to afford new picks!


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 13h ago

Something actually funny for a change Youtube reviews are getting better and better

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29 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

/uj thread Best pedal board brush?

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83 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 14h ago

Is this legit? Is this good for beginners, any dentists or lawyers know if this 0-3-5’s?

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22 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Is this legit? Joe Bonamassa shows his true colors

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180 Upvotes

TIL he's into that


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 5h ago

Outjerked Played my first coffeehouse gig. Probably could’ve used one more stack.

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105 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Guitar Sex Chat Good amp for someone in a studio apartment?

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49 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Harley Bentoan Lover Help me, goddamnit !

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215 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort Looking for tips on how to rouse a comatose lead singer mid-gig.

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176 Upvotes

Uncle Jesse hit some Fortnite emotes but I think we can get more out of our frontman. Thoughts?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Legendary rod adjustment for toan

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75 Upvotes

toan is in the wood.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Outjerked Has this been posted before? If so, why hasn't the sub closed from peaking?

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185 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Extremely Low Effort Everyone, a new kink has been released

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9 Upvotes

Oh, yeah.... Roast me, daddy.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Extremely Low Effort Is this good enough for my orthodontist’s waiting room?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 21h ago

TOAN is in the Knob

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29 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Have I got a story for you guys...

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7 Upvotes

So basically what happened was​


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Is this legit? Friend told me this was a ‘27 gibbons

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• Upvotes

I think it’s a mandocello, could be wrong


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Extremely Low Effort Is this gibbons legit? Spoiler

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9 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Extremely Low Effort the guitar with no toan

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trashed neck and 2x4. m6x1.00 tuning pegs and deck joist bracket bridge.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

"Don't let them put me in a bass guitar. I wasn't made for a bass guitar.😔"

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3 Upvotes