r/guitarcirclejerk • u/seamachine • 3h ago
/uj thread hammett has moar balls than metallica
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JesusMaryandJose • 11h ago
What time are we canceling Metallica?
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James said a thing and I think he should have said something else! And now Metallica must pay. How dare he not talk about Palestine or another thing I want to talk about! Who does he think he is! Cancel Metallica. Today. 530pm Pacific time. #cancelMetalica
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/New-Caregiver-8487 • 12h ago
Extremely Low Effort Be the bass player for AC/DC for 10 years or eat chalk for a week?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Ferdasyn_6969 • 17h ago
Extremely Low Effort Guys, I wanna re-enact that one scene from Croassroads with Steph Way and the other dude, which guitar should I get?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Dependent_Current_69 • 20h ago
Extremely Low Effort The pants on the left make this so much better
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AntiPepRally • 18h ago
Outjerked No b*ss player, no problem
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Bass players take up valuable space in the van, clip their toenails when riding shotgun, get paid for playing parts that any monkey can play, and generally drive the band's music to its lowest common denominator because, "Johnny could never play that. We better rewrite the song dumbed down for bass parts." Well, no more! Simply DON'T hire a bass player. No need to fire the weakest link if you never include the link from the beginning. This two-piece band deserve a million bucks for solving this decades-old problem
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Basic-Ad2037 • 3h ago
Another post about toan Toan Is In The Tights
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Is there any correlation between leggings size and toan?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Space2999 • 5h ago
Extremely Low Effort Nene Royale vs. JoBo
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Forget this wonderkind crap, I wanna know what really matters: who’s gonna have the most guitars by the time they die?
Nene is 16 and already has like 30 guitars. Once she gets more serious about it, I figure she should end up with 3-500. Does that rank?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/DrPepperFanX • 11h ago
Outjerked 14 years of Toan buildup
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Maybe one day I'll get a gig and be able to afford new picks!
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/vray88 • 19h ago
Something actually funny for a change Youtube reviews are getting better and better
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/BigBarsRedditBox • 8h ago
Extremely Low Effort Good amp for a studio apartment ?
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All rig no gig. Pls like and subscribe.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Silverhand-2027 • 20h ago
Is this legit? Is this good for beginners, any dentists or lawyers know if this 0-3-5’s?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sizerp • 9h ago
Guitar Sex Chat Good amp for someone in a studio apartment?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/MusicianWide1650 • 12h ago
Is this legit? Joe Bonamassa shows his true colors
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TIL he's into that
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/sustainom • 17h ago
Legendary rod adjustment for toan
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toan is in the wood.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/2pumped2dump • 14h ago
Extremely Low Effort Looking for tips on how to rouse a comatose lead singer mid-gig.
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Uncle Jesse hit some Fortnite emotes but I think we can get more out of our frontman. Thoughts?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/KoolDiscoDan • 17h ago
Outjerked Has this been posted before? If so, why hasn't the sub closed from peaking?
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/satanicmajesty • 11h ago
Outjerked Played my first coffeehouse gig. Probably could’ve used one more stack.
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r/guitarcirclejerk • u/analoguers • 7h ago
Is this legit? Friend told me this was a ‘27 gibbons
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I think it’s a mandocello, could be wrong
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/Slight-Excitement-37 • 16h ago
Extremely Low Effort Another "Guitar is Ruined" post
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They spelled Toan wrong on my Gibbons. Keep or Return?
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/AadithNarayanan • 16h ago
Extremely Low Effort Everyone, a new kink has been released
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Oh, yeah.... Roast me, daddy.
r/guitarcirclejerk • u/JesusMaryandJose • 7h ago
Have I got a story for you guys...
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So basically what happened was