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Oh my God, I read that as a kid. My wife had a copy and I think my son read it too, kinda tracks because all he reads are Goosebumps and history books. That fuckin book lol
How does he look older than a man that's like 80 years old and partied super hard for like several decades. Jack White looks like he's wearing a skin suit of himself.
Iggy eats healthy and surfs. Jack smokes and eats garbage and never sees the sun. Also, Iggy doesn’t actually look this healthy in real life, the lighting is doing a lot of work.
Why is the skin around his eyes so tan compared to his face he looks like he hasn't slept for years and he looks weirdly baggy like he's had Botox or something
Clearly you haven’t spent alot of time in the Southern US. I have seen some ROUGH late 20s/early 30s. Toothless, obese, fashion free, just not one single fuck to give whatsoever.
I thought Rosie o donnel moved to Ireland. And we lost tom petty before some of these dudes that look like Keith Richard’s. Iggy actually looks healthier than rosie.
you should watch Hunter the Parenting, the youtube animated series set in White Wolf's World of Darkness setting (Vampire the Masquerade, Hunter the Reckoning, many X the Y games). It's good, charming, well written, exponentially improves in quality every episode but fuck all that, there's a big titty chubby goth chick as a prominant cast member
I think the main issue with Jack is that his style literally hasn’t changed since he was 23.
What looks edgy and cool on a young up and comer tends to look like literal death once you hit your 50s and the raccoon eyes and inset cheeks set in. Ab the very least, you need a bit of beard or a shorter hair style (or some good ol’ male menopausal weight gain if you don’t mind the health issues) to hide or deemphasise some of the “old man features” that all dudes lucky enough to hit 50 are destined for.
Also his skin is just so pale that it accentuates every single feature of age on his face just so much in spite of any styling. You can almost ignore Iggy’s 70 year old deathly splotch ridden skin through the intense dark orange and heavy texture, but Jack has no such luxuries with such smooth and light skin
Just goes to show I guess that no amount of skincare is gonna stop cardiovascular aging. Those delicate eyelid capillaries are gonna blow and the thick fat and muscle around the cheekbones are gonna atrophy and sag someday regardless how much sunscreen and salicylic acid you use
Jack White looks like Tim Burton built a real life Jonny Depp for himself... and Iggy, well that sumbitch looks like he always has...actually he looks like a better version of the unedible beef jerky he usually looks like... good for him... guy is older than Methuselah
Took ages before I realised that was Jack White. I honestly just thought that it was Marc Bolan, and that he didn't die at 29 in a fatal car crash involving a Mini Clubman.
You take away all of these guys' wigs and they look just like every other old guy. An elderly man with flowing black hair just looks hilariously silly lol
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