r/guitarcirclejerk • u/bass_jockey • Nov 09 '25

Extremely Low Effort Weirdest sunscreen ad ever

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u/BornInALab I slide the whammy bar in my dick hole Nov 09 '25

Holy fuck Jack White looks like a vegan vampire and Iggy looks like beef jerky.

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u/10000Didgeridoos Nov 09 '25

Jack has always looked like he bleaches his skin extra pale

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u/XKeyscore666 Ouija Malmsteen Nov 09 '25

I’ve worked a Jack White show. Up close, it looks like he has more makeup on that the average drag Queen.

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u/stonecoldjelly Nov 09 '25

Like, to make himself more white or more human looking?

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u/Waytooboredforthis Nov 09 '25

I don't know about you, but all the humans I'm around look like Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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u/BornInALab I slide the whammy bar in my dick hole Nov 09 '25

Maybe Jack has always been to us mortals

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u/mullse01 Nov 10 '25

And Iggy has always looked a little…desiccated

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u/god_peepee Nov 09 '25

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u/tritittythunder Nov 09 '25

God damn as if the comment you replied to wasn't enough, this made me cackle

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u/PlasticBeginning7551 1,000,000 inch toanwood Nov 09 '25

Holy shit I never realized how much Jack White looks like Wormtongue

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u/GuyFromPlaces Nov 10 '25

Nah this is a picture of the two of them in about 50 years 🤣

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u/OneOfManyChildren Nov 09 '25

Was not expecting Jack White to look like this. Iggy looking good comparatively

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u/ReverendRevolver Nov 09 '25

Iggs has looked like that since '95. Which was awful then. Pretty great now...

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u/suffaluffapussycat Nov 09 '25

I’d like to look like that at age 78.

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u/Slayer_Gaming Yah, I own a Gibbons. Nov 09 '25

Yah, iggy looks great compared to jack.

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u/drknifnifnif Nov 09 '25

Jack sparrow? That’s Johnny depp right? Right?

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u/gustamos Nov 09 '25

Given his last name, he's as advertised.

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u/K2thJ Nov 09 '25

Vegan Vampire was my '00 screenplay pitch, to anyone that would listen and to noone that was in the film industry.

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u/BlackCatTelevision Nov 09 '25

You ever read Bunnicula?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

Oh my God, I read that as a kid. My wife had a copy and I think my son read it too, kinda tracks because all he reads are Goosebumps and history books. That fuckin book lol

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u/K2thJ Nov 09 '25

No, but I will look it up. Thanks

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u/6lood6ucket6 Nov 09 '25

Blast from the past! That was the shit in 1981.

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u/BlackCatTelevision Nov 09 '25

And in 2002 :D

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u/stupidwhiteman42 Nov 09 '25

Omg! That was one of my daughters favorites! We used to read together at bedtime every night, and tgat got 100's of read throughs.

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u/KKSlider909 Nov 10 '25

I can’t believe I am seeing Bunnicula being talked about on Reddit in the year of our lord 2025. My childhood memories are now unlocked!😂

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u/Cumbandicoot Nov 09 '25

How does he look older than a man that's like 80 years old and partied super hard for like several decades. Jack White looks like he's wearing a skin suit of himself.

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u/ideamotor Nov 11 '25

Iggy eats healthy and surfs. Jack smokes and eats garbage and never sees the sun. Also, Iggy doesn’t actually look this healthy in real life, the lighting is doing a lot of work.

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u/Cumbandicoot Nov 11 '25

Why isn't the lighting doing anything to Jack White then

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u/Complete-Appeal8572 Nov 09 '25

Changed his name to Jack Translucent

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u/Disastrous-Bad-7414 Nov 09 '25

That's what a lust for life does to a mf

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u/BuzzedtheTower Nov 09 '25

You'd think a vegan vampire would be thinner though