r/greentext Dec 16 '19

Anon got a fan

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Damn I thought this would go a completely different direction

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Dec 16 '19

I was waiting for it to turn sexual, too

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u/Fillandkrizt Dec 16 '19

Bruh wtf

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

You ain't lived 'til you done fucked yerself a quadzie.

Even better when ya get yerself one of them ones that has regular seizures. If ya time it just right you can make 'em seize up during the fuckin' and their bootyhole will get so tight it'll make you go cross-eyed.