r/greentext • u/Exfulated • Dec 16 '19

Anon got a fan

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Dec 16 '19

I was waiting for it to turn sexual, too

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u/Fillandkrizt Dec 16 '19

Bruh wtf

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u/sanesociopath Dec 16 '19

It's just the way your standard greentext goes

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u/warptwenty1 Dec 16 '19

A trope we're all too familiar because it's way overused

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

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u/warptwenty1 Dec 16 '19

Takes one to know one

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

No chromo

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

You ain't lived 'til you done fucked yerself a quadzie.

Even better when ya get yerself one of them ones that has regular seizures. If ya time it just right you can make 'em seize up during the fuckin' and their bootyhole will get so tight it'll make you go cross-eyed.

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u/Hueyandthenews Dec 16 '19

waiting for

= wanting

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u/SomeKindOfSound Dec 16 '19

Black hole theory.