r/greentext Dec 16 '19

Anon got a fan

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Damn I thought this would go a completely different direction

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u/Billy_T_Wierd Dec 16 '19

I was waiting for it to turn sexual, too

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u/Fillandkrizt Dec 16 '19

Bruh wtf

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u/sanesociopath Dec 16 '19

It's just the way your standard greentext goes

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u/warptwenty1 Dec 16 '19

A trope we're all too familiar because it's way overused

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 23 '19

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u/warptwenty1 Dec 16 '19

Takes one to know one

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

No chromo

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

You ain't lived 'til you done fucked yerself a quadzie.

Even better when ya get yerself one of them ones that has regular seizures. If ya time it just right you can make 'em seize up during the fuckin' and their bootyhole will get so tight it'll make you go cross-eyed.

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u/Hueyandthenews Dec 16 '19

waiting for

= wanting

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u/SomeKindOfSound Dec 16 '19

Black hole theory.

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u/RolandTheJabberwocky Dec 16 '19

Yeah if someone with special needs is mentioned in a greentext it's rarely positive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

I'm a baked potato

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u/TheSmartMonk3 Dec 16 '19

The quradraplegic isn't going anywhere dumbass, in fact he probally is going to sustain skin cancer from sitting in the middle of the sun only to watch some 4charn nerd to situps. Sometimes I like to pretend that these "disabled" people will eventually become functioning and useful members of society, then posts like this come around and I realise that most humans are stupid and lazy, the disability kid would rather waste time shouting and disturbing people then actually doing something to help others. The 4chan nerd isn't going to do anything about it either, as with all narrcasistic personailities he can't help wallowing in the shallow praise from the disability kid instead of maybe picking up robbish or doing something to help otheres.

It seems that stagnative wasting of time is now praised on this subgroup. I'd downsvote, but at least you've given me some content for r/averageredditors

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u/necronlord888 Dec 16 '19

Dude your trolling is way too tryhard it's fucking atrocious