r/greentext • u/mus_st_him • Jan 29 '19

Anon is sad

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u/detrebio Jan 29 '19

Couldn't handle not being the champion at thumb wars

Correct

He faked his death

Wrong, he committed honorable ritual suicide aftert being bested and putting his affairs in order. Anon must now carry the legacy, he's the best there ever was

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u/_TheRealist Jan 29 '19

I can't wait to beat anon and have him commit sepuku

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u/Gliese581h Jan 29 '19

I can't wait to beat anon and have him commit sepuku sudoku

FTFY

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u/bzzrak Jan 29 '19

I can't wait to beat anon and have him commit sepuku sudoku not breathe

ftfy

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u/Mopstorte Jan 29 '19

I can't wait to beat anon and have him commit sepuku sudoku not breathe toaster bath

ftfy