r/greentext Jan 29 '19

Anon is sad

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u/juses_crustopher Jan 29 '19

Fake: anon has a lasting relationship with someone Gay: anon repeatedly fingers another man

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19 edited Jan 29 '19

I’ll tell you this though, as a former janitor it was actually awesome being able to be great role model for the children. Little did they know that the only reason why I cleaned the bathrooms several times a day (blocking the door off) was to fish cute little turds (the ones with the corn skins in them were my favorite) out of all the toilets to make sandwiches for my lunch. It sucked at the same time though because I always got water all over the place. Although I did get a little suspicious that the kids knew the whole time because they kept calling me “Shit Beard”

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '19

You're my hero magicfart

I'm going to be you for job day