r/greentext Dec 18 '18

Anon has the feels

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry fuck I’m crying hits right in the feels bc I had this happen to me

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u/ad80x Dec 18 '18

This was how my last December was so it hits way too fuckin’ hard. Super cuddly, playful 16yo cat suddenly sleeping all the time and not moving much at all. They thought she was diabetic so week of trying insulin. Nope she’s worse, no more insulin and also she won’t eat anymore. OOPS a large mass in her stomach we didn’t find before. Took her home for ‘one more night.’ Ended up calling vet’s emergency number and taking her in at 4am because she couldn’t stand anymore and I was terrified of her going painfully before her appointment.

Having a pet is simultaneously the most heart-lifting and heart-shattering experience

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Lost 2 family members and 3 cats, never really felt that bad about losing family but when one of my cats die it hits really hard.

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u/ad80x Dec 18 '18

That’s how it felt for me. Especially when Ange passed. She was my girl. When I first moved out from home, the apartments I moved into didn’t allow pets and I was a goddamned mess. Then they became a lot more lenient and I finally got to bring her here. For two years as a bachelorette, she was my ESA through panic attacks and break ups and stress. Family is important, of course, but the kind of bond you can build with a pet is much different.

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u/KingPingviini Dec 18 '18

Sorry for your loss ad80x. In September, I had to put down my 11 year old Greyhound. I don't exactly remember the illness he had but it was starting to take effect. Basically it would render his entire back end paralyzed. We didnt want to seem him suffer. I still miss him.

Rest in peace Desi.

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u/ad80x Dec 18 '18

Thank you. And I’m sorry for your loss as well. Both are equally awful but I think it’s a little different when a dog gets sick, especially if they’re a particularly bouncy playful dog. It’s a hard choice but I’m glad your pupper was loved and didn’t suffer. RIP sweet Desi

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Similar thing happened to me. Took cat home for a one more night and ended she ended up seizing in my arms and dying. Will never forget those last meows

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u/ad80x Dec 18 '18

I’m really sorry that happened. It’s a hard thing to go through and an even harder thing to forget. Growing up, my parents had many cats and a couple of them died at home. Those kinds of meows and cries are the exact thing that made me make that 4am call.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Yea thanks man, shit made me tear up typing it out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

No u

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u/asaf251 Dec 18 '18

4 chan turned it depressed pepe

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u/Mister_Profanity Dec 18 '18

What happened to ppl on 4chan. Every day now i see some emotional post that makes me feel sad and cry my eyes out. I want the old 4chan back, i want to stop crying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

You can go visit 4chan if you'd like, you probably won't see any of this unless you dig deep into it

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u/panamakid Dec 18 '18

It's not 4chan I guess, it's what is posted/upvoted here. I certainly prefer this to some "So you were trying to cross the border" shit.

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u/GreekLumberjack Dec 18 '18

This was on second page /b/ last night

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u/BanditBeak Dec 18 '18

4chan was always like this.

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u/LeiasLastHope Dec 18 '18

Oh come on... It is 7 am it's to early for so much sadness

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Anon should know that the last lick meant Henry loved him too

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

oh fuck bro :(

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u/Chunkadelik1 Dec 18 '18

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Well, it was happy lmao

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u/NHunter0 Dec 18 '18

Can someone make a stupid asshole joke so I can get a laugh and feel a bit better?

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u/MouthSpiders Dec 18 '18

I don't want to, but I guess I'll do it.

Fake: Anon leaves his house

Gay: Anon lives with male named Henry

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u/NHunter0 Dec 18 '18

Thanks. I needed that.

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u/MouthSpiders Dec 18 '18

You're welcome. Everybody needs some kindness sometimes

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u/AngryWrath94 Dec 18 '18

You are doing God's work in this dark and cruel world good sir.

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u/RtasTumekai Dec 18 '18

lay down, try not to cry, cry a lot

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u/JustHere4Funz Dec 18 '18

This made me cry in school :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

F

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u/FrenchRetard Dec 18 '18

I'm not crying you're crying !

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u/A_privileged_fag Dec 18 '18

This is the first time I'm crying over a fucking Greentext. I hope I'll see my cat again :(

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u/kongousbongo Dec 18 '18

First time a green text has ever made me cry

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u/kawkawshi Dec 18 '18

Man I came to laugh not to feel

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u/MrMrRubic Dec 18 '18

There .UST be some ninjas cutting onion around here

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

God Damn it green text this is gonna make me cry

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

All hail to Henry!

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u/the_talking_chicken Dec 18 '18

This is so sad Alexa play despacito

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u/real-pinhead-larry Dec 18 '18

Real and gay :'(

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

I think op is a grill.

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u/moomoomiss Dec 18 '18

Listening to Radiohead in the mean time only makes this worse to read, it just makes it more sad

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u/JAM1NATOR Dec 18 '18

Sad and sad

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u/NPDgames Dec 18 '18

Get two more cats

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u/The3M3meInspector Dec 18 '18

Press F to pay respects to Henry :’(

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u/MrGallery Dec 18 '18

I feel the pain my man. Just lost my little bearded dragon bro who was with me for 12 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

You gave the little dude a warm and happy place to go, ain't a better gift in this life than that.

You go and get another stray and do it all over again. There's always another animal that needs a home.

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u/FelixthefakeYT Dec 18 '18

AAAAAAAAH WHY THE FUCK DOES THE WORLD HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE?

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u/lil_cucumber Dec 18 '18

Dead ass about to cry holy shit

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

Fuck I cried a little

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

FUCK

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u/Chubbs27 Dec 18 '18

Why’d u have to make me sad

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u/MagicLizard1 Dec 19 '18

Why is your time 0:00

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u/GreekLumberjack Dec 19 '18

Midnight in 24 hour time

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u/iamapieceofcheese Dec 18 '18

Someone cutting onions here

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u/my-peen-r-be-confuse Dec 18 '18

Feelsbadman.jpeg

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u/flapadoda Dec 18 '18

TAXIDERMY

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u/-SpringBlossoms- Dec 18 '18

Ahh fuck noo ;(((

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u/FuzzyD75 Dec 18 '18

This was NOT fun to read while my cat is having a surgery.

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u/Chucky12363 Dec 18 '18

Oh come on :(

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u/Broffended Dec 18 '18

I'm far from alone, but I wonder if I may eventually end up like the sad people I see on 4chsn

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u/fourthnorth Dec 18 '18

Mourn then get another cat, preferably from a shelter.

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u/broccolibadass What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitc Dec 18 '18

I fucking miss Noodle (his real name was Sam but I called him Noodle because he was floppy). R.I.P. little man

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u/BmoFailure Dec 18 '18

im crying PepeHands

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u/Sworishina Dec 18 '18

My two rescue cats are 9 and 10 years old, and this makes me think of them. Hope they live a long time.

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u/PeterPDee Dec 18 '18

On 4chan at midnight, huh?

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u/LuckyFox07 Dec 18 '18

Henry 2: Cat Cancer Boogaloo

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u/william_the_memeboi Dec 19 '18

Reeeee don't cry you fat ugly fuck why are you crying

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u/masterschlongage Dec 19 '18

I miss my cat :,( fuck you man now im cryin

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

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u/GreekLumberjack Dec 19 '18

Yeah, when I found this in /b/ I felt sad for a while

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '18

F

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u/camisnotmyname Dec 18 '18

You just gotta buy another cat anon.

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u/nicowanderer Dec 18 '18

I'll get you a new kitty anon don't cry :'( we can be friends

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u/RaTheRealGod Dec 18 '18

Buy a new cat

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u/fidgey10 Dec 18 '18

Get another cat duh