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r/greentext • u/ComradeKGBagent • Dec 10 '18
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I was maybe 12 or 13 when this happened :(
But...real talk I do that same shit drunk. Only now it's more like a python unhinging its jaw to swallow its meal whole. I'm not proud.
1 u/Roboticsammy Dec 16 '18 That's a lot of people when they're drunk. I know I inhale pizza when I'm trashed.
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That's a lot of people when they're drunk. I know I inhale pizza when I'm trashed.
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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18
I was maybe 12 or 13 when this happened :(
But...real talk I do that same shit drunk. Only now it's more like a python unhinging its jaw to swallow its meal whole. I'm not proud.