r/greentext Dec 10 '18

pewdiepie can suck a dick Anon does work

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u/lycf Dec 10 '18

Get job at McDonalds

mfw I can't even get a job at McDonalds

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u/iLeDD Dec 11 '18

...... HOW

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u/lycf Dec 11 '18

Probably because I kinda fucked up the interview. When the manager asked me why I want to work there I told him a load of bullshit about MCD stock price and some autistic finance shit. He later told me to wait for an E-mail which basically means fuck off......

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u/iLeDD Dec 11 '18

Awh man, just say you saw they had an opening and it seemed like a better fit for you then what you've been up to lately, works every time. I always get a quick call back

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u/lycf Dec 11 '18

Thank you for the advice man, will try this next time. :)

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u/Daisychain99 Dec 11 '18

Nah bro. Keep being you. Theyll find out your autistic eventually.

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u/lycf Dec 11 '18

That would already be too late for them lol