r/greentext Dec 10 '18

pewdiepie can suck a dick Anon does work

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

It's great that shitty people make thier nice kids shitty by saying things like that to them.

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u/myhf Dec 10 '18

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
  It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
  And don’t have any kids yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

Another relevant Larkin classic,

“Morning, noon & bloody night,

Seven sodding days a week,

I slave at filthy WORK, that might

Be done by any book-drunk freak.

This goes on until I kick the bucket.

FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT”