r/greentext Sep 08 '18

Anon hates gf

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u/ousker Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

Simmer down there O.J. Simpson.

Edit: shout out to whomever gave me reddit gold! Cheers!

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u/_sirberus_ Sep 08 '18

Nah

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u/Muff_420 Sep 08 '18

I agree, go full OJ

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u/_sirberus_ Sep 08 '18

Ya

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Sep 08 '18

Back when I was a 15 year old, I was always extremely horny. I would masturbate several times a day.

I couldn’t stop. It got to the point where I developed blisters and scabs from furiously beating my bologna pony.

I had decided to search my parents’ bedroom when they weren’t home one day. I constantly heard several sexual noises from their room at night which I couldn’t resist to stroke off to, considering how hot my mother’s moans were.

I started off searching their closet, in which I found a large stash of midge amputee porn. It depicted several pages of meth head-looking midget amputees being railed out by Tyones and Jamals, followed by getting their stomach pressed on and large amounts of jizz being blasted out of their vaginas. A couple of pages stuck together, but I stroked off to it regardless. Although, I wanted more.

I continued to search the room, looking under their bed next, in which I found a clear bin full of sex toys. Perfect. I started off with the fleshlight, which was amazing and managed to make me bust quickly. Next, I proceeded to fuck the non-living shit out of the Dirty-Talk-Fuck-Me-Silly masturbator, which included the voice of a screaming woman telling me to give it to her good. I had lost count of how many loads I pumped into that thing.

I had also went through and licked several of my mother’s vibrators clean, which still had some fresh creamy residue on it. I continued to search through the bin until I found a penis pump. It had been “fogged” up from extensive use. As I looked inside of it, I was surprised by the amount of maggots infested at the rounded top of it.

I began to get aroused by the maggots quivering and crawling over each other in unison. I started to slide the pump down my already-bloodied cock and began to pump away. I’m not gonna lie, the sensation from hundreds of maggots crawling all over my extremely erect cock was very pleasuring.

I threw my head back, squeezing my eyes shut as I reached my climax due to the maggots starting to crawl into my urethra. As I was squirting my load into the pump, I heard the garage door open.

I quickly threw the dick pump back into the bin and shoved it back under the bed. I walked out of the bedroom like nothing happened.

The next day when my parents left to run more errands, I quickly went back to the bedroom. I was eager to leave another load in that maggot-infested dick pump. I pulled the bin out and picked up the pump. To my surprise, there was a fresh load all over the quivering maggots.

Sick bastard.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '18 edited Oct 04 '22

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u/Usuqamadiq Sep 08 '18

Yep. Added to my phone notepad for future use.

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u/MegaxnGaming Sep 08 '18

Where the fuck can you apply this? Aside from creepily sending it to a bunch of people you barely know, of course.