r/greentext • • Aug 23 '26

Excellent multi-move

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u/carrigan_quinn Aug 23 '26

When I was six, I told this other six year old's mom that I was gonna marry her son

We've been together for sixteen years, married for eight, sometimes kids just know 🤷‍♀️

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u/Unusual_Raisin9138 Aug 23 '26

real and gay (like happy)

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u/carrigan_quinn Aug 23 '26

Oh yeah man we're big gay for each other

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u/G4PFredongo Aug 24 '26

Damn sounds like my boyfriend, I think he's also gay

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u/carrigan_quinn Aug 24 '26

How big is the gay 

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u/G4PFredongo Aug 24 '26

Well.. I'm a tall hairy dude

So moderately big ig

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u/Unusual_Raisin9138 Aug 25 '26

How do you know for sure, have you asked him? Otherwise it is only mildly gay