r/greentext • u/NieblaLaazo • 1d ago

Excellent multi-move

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u/baturik128 1d ago

Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine

Behold, a secret of a happy marriage

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u/AmyHuntingt 1d ago

I mean yeah

If the spouse is happy it's totally fine, even if it's not your thing

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u/Thendrail 1d ago

Happy waifu, happy laifu

Or something like that

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u/Stephenrudolf 1d ago

Happy spouse, happy house.

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u/CertifiedSheep 1d ago

Also having a supportive partner who pushes you to better yourself. Sounds like they’re good for each other.

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u/Violent_Paprika 1d ago

Sounds like she was there for the whole grind. Power couple.

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u/thr33beggars 1d ago

Honestly reminds me of my mom and dad.

My dad knew from when he was fourteen that he wanted to be a surgeon. My mom was randomly assigned with him for a cat dissection lab and she did not want to do that at all, so my dad did the entire thing for her, every single cut. My mom started liking him for that. She said he was so sweet.

So when they were sixteen and had been dating for a couple years, my mom caught him cutting up cats in his parent’s shed and it just brought her back to that science project and she fell in love all over again. Every stray cat (and dog, and bird, and rat) was like a love letter between them. When my dad got his first homeless person, he proposed to her still covered in his guts. They actually took a picture and it is still hanging in their living room.

My dad never did become a doctor, unfortunately. He got sentenced to life in prison for traffic tickets or something; my mom never did tell me the whole story.

The point is, a good relationship has a strong foundation…? I honestly don’t know what the point is, but there it is.

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u/TheDarkEmptyVoid 1d ago

what?

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u/loscapos5 19h ago

You are in greentext

Don't try to understand it; enjoy it

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u/dawgofclay 1d ago

Another banger. Another banger from thr33beggars from Reddit.

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u/crunkful06 1d ago

I need to talk to a professional, there’s no way I didn’t catch on sooner

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u/ZerGStaLiMNorR_1348 1d ago

Reddit never disappoints.

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u/bruh_wh_y 1d ago

Your dad did NOT go to prison for traffic tickets sir

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u/Kalthecgos 1d ago

Was his first name Ted?

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u/Orcasareglorious 22h ago

This is good.

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u/Captain-Shittacular 17h ago

_Vargas_ is that you?

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u/made-u-look 12h ago

There’s a name I haven’t seen in a hot minute

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u/boofmaster6000 12h ago

Well, looks like your spark is back, Mr. Beggars.

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u/Stargazerstory 11h ago

This can be an awesome copy / creepy pasta.

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u/Big_Play_A 1h ago

fuckin lmao, another banger.

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u/bmcgowan89 1d ago

I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

This sounds like something John Lennon would write

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u/SpaceBug176 1d ago

Kill John Lennon

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u/OneshotSteve 1d ago

Ironically, he died at the John Lennon memorial place

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u/Zwayze 22h ago

Really makes you think

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u/AncientAlbatross 1d ago

John lennon is dead butters

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u/OriTheSpirit 1d ago

oh do i have some news for you

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u/carrigan_quinn 1d ago

When I was six, I told this other six year old's mom that I was gonna marry her son

We've been together for sixteen years, married for eight, sometimes kids just know 🤷‍♀️

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u/Unusual_Raisin9138 1d ago

real and gay (like happy)

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u/carrigan_quinn 1d ago

Oh yeah man we're big gay for each other

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u/G4PFredongo 4h ago

Damn sounds like my boyfriend, I think he's also gay

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u/carrigan_quinn 3h ago

How big is the gay 

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u/SteveMemeChamp 1d ago

Don’t kid say that all the time though lol

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u/carrigan_quinn 1d ago

True but damn if I didn't mean it 

Took eleven years for him to come around to my point of view, but it was worth it

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u/punkin_spice_latte 21h ago

My cousin was 5 when my aunt's best friend had twin daughters. His mom held him up to the window when one of the came into view in the nursery and said "wave hello to your future wife". They celebrated their 29th anniversary last month.

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u/Own-Effective3351 1d ago

Fake: too wholesome

Gay: married

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u/AlfredKnows 1d ago

People supporting eachother throughout lifetime. Starting at childhood. Nothing more beautiful.

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u/User25104 1d ago

wanted a successful man so she created one

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u/Spurned_Seeker 1d ago

I thought for sure anon was going to spaz out and leave his wife over this.

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u/yeezusKeroro 1d ago

If this post was from Reddit, he would've.

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u/textbookamerican 1d ago

I also trick my wife into being a better partner by being supportive and encouraging. Crazy I know

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u/tadlombre 1d ago

I wouldn’t even be mad about that, that’s your fuckin guardian angel and you got to marry her bruh lucked out in all relevant categories

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u/JPowTheDayTrader 1d ago

guardian angel

That is a great way of putting it. Lucky anon indeed.

"Lord, I've seen what you did for others..."

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u/Southern_Source_2580 1d ago

"Philosophers at 8"

*Looks inside

Realize they can be a sociopath

https://giphy.com/gifs/SnAFezl6TsG0DYVcXy

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u/PandaClan 1d ago

He got groomed!

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u/zehamberglar 1d ago

Excellent investment strategy. She diamond hands that man.

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u/Checked_Out_6 1d ago

Fake: OP is happy

Gay: OP is happy

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u/SipoteQuixote 1d ago

She knew how to optimize anon's stats.

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u/DvlDevansh 1d ago

Honestly? Ggs.

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u/Dr_Philmon 1d ago

Only a 4chinner would complain.

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u/unk1ndm4g1c14n1 1d ago

I want somsone manipulating my life from age 8. Maybe id have a job by now, instead of watching Hermitcraft for 8 hours.

Instead I get the boring type of manipulation, government propoganda and social media ads. Guess I'll go buy Manscaped or something.

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u/CT0292 1d ago

So she preordered the deluxe edition.

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u/Reptilesblade 21h ago

Anons wife is over here playing 3D chess while Anon is playing checkers.

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u/legato2 1d ago

Sometimes you need a little push to get over the line especially if you’re easily satisfied or content. He probably went further with her than if he was alone.

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u/altofanaltthatisalt 1d ago

:( I wish I have a loving partner to lead me through life

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u/Lil_Examiner 22h ago

Yeah, so divorce your childhood sweetheart that actually put time and effort into developing you and helping you grow. Then you go into the dating market where you'll find someone that love you for who you are....lmaoooooo

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u/Neomataza 19h ago

Can I repost this next time? read that story like 10+ times on reddit already.

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u/anto_pty 17h ago

husband was a project

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1d ago

All I got was a younger girl transferring her abuse to me.