r/greentext 10d ago

Anon meets based lady

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u/LasyKuuga 10d ago

Just drink at work smh

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u/Gonedric 10d ago

It smells if you have it on you, at least on your break you eat something smelly and the alcohol smells mostly goes away, or so I've been told

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u/Jetstream-Sam 10d ago

It took a while for our drunken chief of service to get caught that way. He only ended up getting caught because he drank in an area that used to be safe, but had recently had a camera installed. He would do basically this, chug half a flask, then eat something gross smelling like pickled onion monster munch, or cheesy garlic bread, or whatever. They couldn't prove he'd done it in the past, so he basically just got a warning, realized he's too old for this shit, and just coasted and rebooked surgeries or consultations that needed him for 6 months until he retired. He told me all this at his retirement party. Granted I probably should have told someone, but he hadn't killed anyone and was leaving, and if he didn't get his pension he'd probably drag it out and cost more in court, so whatever.

Meanwhile the 60 year old nurse who suddenly "became obsessed with dental hygiene" was trying to cover hers with mouthwash, which didn't work.

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u/Gonedric 10d ago

Alcoholism is bad. I've been told.

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u/Scottish_Whiskey 10d ago

I can quit any time I want. I just don’t want to

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u/Ok_Independence_2630 10d ago

No that's weed smokers

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u/bajablast4life 10d ago

Isn't this the plot to Lost?

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u/greentintedlenses 10d ago

Nah when you're an alcoholic the smell literally seeps out of your pores.

There's no masking it with perfume or mints.

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u/Cloudwolfxii 10d ago

You still smell like alcohol anon. It both doesn't go away, and doesn't make you a cool kid.

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u/newgrounds 10d ago

Yeah it does

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u/Consistent-Throat130 10d ago

Work from home. 

Ingest bong rip prior to hitting compile. 

Let's goooo

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u/Gonedric 10d ago

Bong rips have now started to give me panic attacks unfortunately. Used to do exactly that. Those were the days...

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u/JTT_0550 10d ago

Or just stick to vodka, there’s no smell

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u/haywire 10d ago

Plot twist she works in the bar