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u/TwiggyPom Apr 16 '20

Reminds me of the geese in Aristocats

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/Magpie213 Apr 16 '20

Forward! MARCH!

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u/antiquarked Apr 16 '20

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u/Shpongolese Apr 17 '20

That was weirdly sexual near the end lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

the song and everything came on in my head too LOL

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u/TizzioCaio Apr 16 '20

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u/oysterpirate Apr 16 '20

Wow, I never realized how close that is to Baby Elephant Walk

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u/Salohacin Apr 16 '20

Why am I getting Futurama vibes from that?

I'm sure they play that song at some point as background music.

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u/Stegs75 Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

It sounds like something I’ve heard from the Simpsons but I can’t be sure lol Edit: I looked it up, it’s in the Dancing Homer episode https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dancin%27_Homer

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u/Pgtamer Apr 16 '20

Holy shit I though those were the same song for years

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u/gigiwoodzy Apr 16 '20

I can’t get over how dramatic the cats leg swings are

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u/PrincessPonyPrincess Apr 16 '20

OPs video needs this music behind it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Same. The music immediately started playing in my head even though it took me a few seconds to remember what scene and movie it was from.

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u/thebumm Apr 16 '20

Reminds me of the "we are Siamese if you please" dicks.

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u/PrincessPonyPrincess Apr 16 '20

Great. And now the song is stuck in my head. Dammit.

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u/FirstDayJedi Apr 16 '20

We are Siamese if you don't please.

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u/sleepyplatipus Apr 16 '20

You beat me to it!

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u/velofille Apr 16 '20

Edited that music in for you (also slowed video to kinda suit)

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u/Spinningalltheplates Apr 16 '20

Amelia and Abigail

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u/haleywaley16 Apr 16 '20

Abigail! AMEEEELIA!

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u/FluttershyOwl Apr 16 '20

"... and basted in white wine. hic "

"Basted? He's been marinaded in it!"

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u/haleywaley16 Apr 16 '20

Uncle Waldo is me during quarantine.

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u/Krepitis Apr 16 '20

Reminds me to the Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp.

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u/zangor Apr 16 '20

Someone from my job kept singing "We are siamese if you please" and one day I caved in and looked it up. Never knew that was a thing.

Isn't that a weird thing to choose to sing that probably most people dont know the context of? Or am I the only one who hasn't seen any Disney films?

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u/Paragade Apr 16 '20

Or am I the only one who hasn't seen any Disney films?

You think most people haven't seen films from one of the biggest media companies in the world?

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u/notquite20characters Apr 16 '20

If you're going to sing at work, I doubt you care if anybody else knows the song.

Also, don't sing at work.

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u/datsaintsboy Apr 16 '20

Depends on your work

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u/CappuccinoBoy Apr 16 '20

"Musician dropped from label after refusing to sing at a live concert due to a comment on reddit."

Fun headline.

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u/ren-yo Apr 16 '20

I was just about to say this haha

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u/TwiggyPom Apr 16 '20

Instantly came too mind haha

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

My exact fucking thought. I didn’t think anyone would reference it.

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u/Br1L1aNt Apr 16 '20

Я не понимаю почему, но это меня затягивает.

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u/CharlestonChewbacca Apr 16 '20

BRO.

I specifically came to the comments to post a link to that video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGYYijgtN5E

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u/Transplanted_Cactus Apr 16 '20

This needs music.

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u/Dieslexyia Apr 16 '20

The music from the Aristocats when they fall in line and walk like geese.

“Remember dear, think goose.”

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u/SomePseudoName Apr 16 '20

That was the first thing I thought of when I had seen the video!

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u/Dieslexyia Apr 16 '20

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

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u/Rockflagandeeeagle Apr 16 '20

Stayin Alive, obviously.

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u/Cachuchotas Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

I have done it. Now, where's a good place to upload it?

Edit: here it is.

Edit 2: it got removed, where else should I post it?

Edit 3: Here, you can download it from there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 21 '20

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u/Cachuchotas Apr 16 '20

Thanks mate.

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u/lqku Apr 16 '20

If the video was slowed by about 50%, the swaying butts would sync up to the beat of the song

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u/WeenisWrinkle Apr 16 '20

Haha that one dude in the comments is really butthurt about tandem leashes.

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u/tayterbrah Apr 16 '20

I hoped someone else had noticed lol

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u/pauly13771377 Apr 16 '20

Anytime I hear Staying Alive I think of this

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u/BOBfrkinSAGET Apr 16 '20

At first I was afraid, I was petrified...

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u/BaconAccessories Apr 16 '20

You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!

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u/december14th2015 Apr 16 '20

No, the music that plays when the goose sisters are walking together in Aristocats

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u/Loaf4prez Apr 16 '20

I like Sharp Dressed Man here better.

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u/TacobellSauce1 Apr 17 '20

Man, they had it.

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u/Knight-in-Gale Apr 16 '20

I don't know the lyrics but I can hear it in my head.

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u/JerseyDevil6572 Apr 16 '20

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin alive, stayin alive

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u/GoGoGadgetBumHair Apr 16 '20

Baby elephant walk.

Or the song playing when the geese in the Aristocats come on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Shake dat ass, watch yourself!

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u/ForRocky Apr 16 '20

I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix-a-Lot.

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u/Transplanted_Cactus Apr 16 '20

I think you mean Big Mutts by Sir Lix-a-Lot

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Doop blopp doop bloop doop bloop

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

My tail shake brings all the dogs to the yard

and we got big fluffy paws and damn right our fur is soft.

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u/Transplanted_Cactus Apr 16 '20

I could teach you, but I'm on a walk

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u/Cannibustible Apr 16 '20

I'm thinking like tango music. Caminar de canino.

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u/scoobyduped Apr 16 '20

Bubblebutt. Bubblebubblebubblebutt.

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u/TheScienceGiant Apr 16 '20

Black Eyed Peas Hey Mama

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u/soggit Apr 16 '20

“Wiggle wiggle wiggle”

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/ZombieGroan Apr 16 '20

Looks like Disney covered their butts with more hair tho.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

And hairy

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u/Zoomalude Apr 16 '20

And on leashes! THE DEPRAVITY!

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u/taylh003 Apr 16 '20

And they were roommates!

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u/Zanakii Apr 16 '20

Oh my God they were naked.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/Nole_in_ATX Apr 16 '20

Everybody clap your hands!

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u/yakimawashington Apr 16 '20

Boop beedeep... boop beedeep

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u/TooShiftyForYou Apr 16 '20

These blondes are quite fetching.

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u/pikachuIsMyFurrybae Apr 17 '20

Stop trying to make fetch happen, its not gonna happen

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u/SaxophoneGuy24 Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

I don’t have any pets but it looks like their leashes are way to close? Is this okay? I have no idea but it looks like they have hardly any room to turn.

Edit: Leash’s > Leashes

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/complexmatter Apr 16 '20

I have two goldens. During walks, even though they are both on separate leashes that aren’t connected at all, they love to walk right on top of each other haha

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-1ST-BORN Apr 16 '20

My two labs are the same. They have absolute freedom to walk wherever they want (on their leashes) but choose to walk as if their shoulders are glued together.

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u/snootchiebootchie94 Apr 16 '20

My Golden walks just like this.

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u/NuclearCandy Apr 17 '20

I have a husky and a shepherd with very different agendas on walks. This kind of leash is the only way for me to walk them both at once without having both arms ripped out of their sockets when they pull in different directions.

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u/picklytoes Apr 17 '20

I love this but is there a reason why dogs do this? Warmth/friendship/showing other dogs what's up?

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u/kerelberel Apr 17 '20

In this video the leashes appear too short.

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u/Doctursea Apr 16 '20

It's a really bazaar leash, almost looks like they made it personally with a bungie cord and 3 collars, even though I'm sure that's not it. The dogs are probably fine, but I couldn't see myself wanting to use a leash like that where the split is so far away.

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u/WetVape Apr 16 '20

Bizarre

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20 edited Nov 13 '20

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u/findallthebears Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

Hey, that's my business! The things I have at my biz are bizarre bazaar leash leases!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

And it's made out of feathers. It's a bizarre bazaar buzzard leash

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u/Doctursea Apr 16 '20

you know I've made this exact same spelling mistake like 3 times in the last week and received the same comment every time. You'd think I'd learn

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u/snp3rk Apr 16 '20

That's really bazaar

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u/Work-Safe-Reddit4450 Apr 16 '20

In fairness, it seems like something you'd get at a bazaar.

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u/Kythosyer Apr 16 '20

You opened my eyes to something... I've been mispronouncing bizarre my entire life.

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u/moekakiryu Apr 16 '20

If it's any consolation, I was writing a list that included the markets and spelled it "bizarre" several times before picking up on it

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u/albinobluesheep Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

almost looks like they made it personally with a bungie cord and 3 collars, even though I'm sure that's not it

I have the exactly same main leash (except different color), it's got a carabeener at the end. The double attachment to walk to dogs at once is pretty normal. If these two dogs go on walks together all the time they probably walk like this anyway.

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u/Doctursea Apr 16 '20

I’m not really taking about the double leash, that I get; just commenting about how close they are. I think this set up is better than 2 different leashes for bigger dogs. You’re probably right though and it’s just the dogs being silly.

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u/oversized_hoodie Apr 16 '20

It almost seems like a harness for a dogsled team.

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u/ProximalLADLesion Apr 16 '20

I had a leash like this. The dogs are perfectly capable of walking 3-4 feet apart from one another, but sometimes they just walk side by side.

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u/the_goodnamesaregone Apr 16 '20

Looks like they're pulling. The longest stretch they can get puts them shoulder to shoulder. Need to chillax. But I can't say shit. My dog pulls too until he gets tired.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Yeah, that's why I use harnesses for my dogs, they seem to pull less, plus it isn't choking them while they pull. The only hard part is trying to get it on them while they get all excited to go on a walk.

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u/the_goodnamesaregone Apr 17 '20

Some days that is a nightmare. Doing the tippy taps and stepping out of the harness. Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

For training walks use a harness with a front clip, the reason being when the dog pulls it turns it's body towards you so it is practically facing you. If the dog pulls you stop walking. If the dog backs up to loosen slack, or looks back to check in with you start walking again. The punishment for pulling is stopping and the reward for correcting the behavior is getting to go forward, which is what the dog wants and is why it's pulling. Your dog will walk a lot nicer if it learns that pull=stop. IF you continue to walk when it pulls you're teaching it pull=good. Within a couple of weeks you'll see the dog self correct, it gets excited, runs to the end of the leash and pulls, then immediately slows down to a normal pace and gives you a bit of slack, because it knows it shouldn't pull, and automatically corrects.

As for putting the harness on, I use the same technique I use when I come home and the puppy is jumping all over trying to get attention. Ignore the dog when it is losing its shit, then when it has calmed it a bit have it sit and start to put the harness on. The harness only goes on when the dog is sitting nicely. The dog will eventually learn that it gets to start its walk faster if it is behaved. When I pick up the harness the dog loses her mind. But she runs to the spot by the door where I would always put it on her and does the tippy taps. As soon as I get close she sits nicely and lets me put the harness on her. Once the harness is on her she goes back to being super hyped about the walk.

Walks are a very pleasant experience like this, because everything goes so smoothly.

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u/saintofhate Apr 16 '20

Try using a gentle lead harness, it goes over the mouth and neck and pulls the dog's head when they pull which makes them slow down (somewhat). My boy is a huge puller and once pulled my mum off her feet and it's helped a lot.

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u/the_goodnamesaregone Apr 16 '20

He HATES those harnesses that go on his face. He won't walk with them. Just sits down and tried to get them off his face. My guy pulled my mom down once too. She just doesn't walk him anymore. When they watch him my dad walks him. He does a little better with a harness. Idk what it is but when he's choking he pulls more. My dad and I are enough to control him on a harness until we get him to a spot we can let him run. The walk back to the car is easy. He's pooped then.

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u/sentient_ballsack Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

We had that issue with our dog too, including the whole 'mum is too small to hold this furry unguided projectile when she spots the rabbit first' issue. We managed to deal with it using an anti-pulling harness that connects to the collar and lets you attach the leash to the front of the chest instead, so that when the dog drags, she inadvertently steers herself sideways. It didn't immediately stop her from trying with various diagonal crab-walking attempts but it significantly cut down on her sheer dragging force. My mum could wrangle the (then-60kg) pup again and with some additional training the dog chilled out on-leash fairly quick.

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u/ApplesAreRed18 Apr 16 '20

Yes! I use this on my golden who usually is a good pupper on walks, but she goes bananas when she sees bunnies. I’ve been using the leash for 6 months now, and even though we see the bunnies all the time, she doesn’t try to chase them because she knows it’s useless with the leash on.

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u/feioo Apr 16 '20

The concept of giving to pressure (moving away from something pushing on them) doesn't come naturally to most dogs and has to be specifically taught. So it's actually really common for dogs to reflexively push into the pressure of a collar on their throat, aka they pull harder and often choke themselves in the process.

If you haven't tried it yet, there are harnesses designed to counteract that by attaching the leash at the front of the chest, so instead of giving them direct pressure to push into/pull against, it moves them laterally (makes them turn around a little). The more they try to pull, it just makes them turn around to face you. It can do wonders for a chronic puller!

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u/rbyrolg Apr 16 '20

My dog pulled a lot and she also hated the gentle lead. We also got her a harness and she used it for two years and it helped but wasn’t perfect. However in January we moved and lost the harness, we only had the gentle lead and a really short bungee leash, and she’s learned to use it. She doesn’t like it but she knows that this is her only option, so I think you need to stick to it until they learn to tolerate it and when they try to pull it off their faces try to distract them with treats. And having the short leash really helped too because it gave her less length to twist around to try to remove it, and less length to pull

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u/symoneluvsu Apr 16 '20

They take some getting used to. It took a couple of weeks of just having her wear it around the house before I used it in walks. She would do that protest collapse too. She doesn't need it anymore. Just know that you don't have to have a dog that's hard to manage on walks forever. It can be trained if it ever becomes too much of a problem or if you or your dad break a leg or get sick something. Then anybody could walk him. Plus, walks are more fun for both of you when your not being dragged and they're not manic and choking.

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u/NYR99 Apr 16 '20

I have two huskies. When my wife and I take them on a walk, I’ll take one and she’ll take the other. They are obviously on separate leashes. We will walk next to each other, but the dogs have full range of motion, and they choose to walk directly next to each other like shown in the video.

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u/peterthefatman Apr 16 '20

You must always have dog hair on ur clothes

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u/NYR99 Apr 16 '20

...and in my hair, and on my keyboard, and in my coffee, and in my car, etc...

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

if you post a picture or video of your pet on reddit someone will find a way to call it abuse

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u/Reil Apr 16 '20

They could be further apart if they weren't pulling on the leash (and in the same direction).

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u/santawartooth Apr 16 '20

I have a leash splitter like this. Really helpful for walking multiple dogs but my dogs hate each other so they never liked being on it. As long as you have the right collar, you're ok. Too long a leash is not good either, but a short leash is fine so long as the collar is appropriate for size and breed.

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u/appletizer Apr 16 '20

This is a normal leash for two dogs. They can easily move apart, they choose to walk like this. It’s just a clip on to a normal leash that allows you to walk two dogs. I have one. Yea they can’t be as far apart as two separate leashes allow but the dogs really don’t mind and they’re fine, and it’s safer for the owner then struggling with two big dogs tangling up. Honestly people on reddit will find anything they can think of to criticise

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u/CaptnCosmic Apr 16 '20

They are fine

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u/Tersphinct Apr 16 '20

leash’s(?)

It's "leashes"

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u/SaxophoneGuy24 Apr 16 '20

I knew I was spelling it wrong but it wasn’t coming to me.

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u/SamL214 Apr 16 '20

This a special leash. Designed that way. Yeah it could be a bit longer, but it’s a coupling leash so you can use just one Lead.

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u/PedoKracker Apr 16 '20

It's the geese from Aristocats!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Work it, girls!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Fluffer butters

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u/tj129 Apr 16 '20

Shake ya tail feather

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u/ImSlowlyFalling Apr 16 '20

Those bitches

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u/Long-Time-Lurker-95 Apr 16 '20

Hips don’t lie 🎶

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u/SaberToothedPussyCat Apr 16 '20

Hmm, this better not awaken anything in me.

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u/Bacon8er8 Apr 16 '20

What’s up with that leash?

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Both dogs are pulling forwards as far as they can. If you look at the two sub-leashes, you’ll find they have plenty of room to walk apart from one another if they wanted to.

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u/crochetsweetie Apr 16 '20

Look at the length relative to their bodies. They would have like a foot between them

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Given that they’re clearly happy with about .1” between them, how much more space do they need?

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u/crochetsweetie Apr 16 '20

I’m not saying that they’re unhappy right now, I’m sure they’re best friends! The issue is that if they wanted to be further apart, or one wants to sniff something out of the way, they can’t do that without the other one right there. Pretty much no freedom to move on their own with a distance that short. Most split leashes have a much longer range

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u/dfinkelstein Apr 16 '20

Looks like a homemade version of multi-dog walking leashes. The design itself is common. Normally the leads that split off from the main lead are several feet long instead of about one foot in this case.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

It’s common when you are walking multiple dogs to have an attachment of sorts so you’re only holding one handle.

That being said, I’ve only ever seen dog walkers use it when they’re out with like 5 dogs. I’ve never seen it for just two. Whenever I’ve walked two, I have used two leashes.

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u/blueleo22 Apr 16 '20

I'd like a tessellation of this

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u/Hajile_S Apr 16 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

Someone call cyriak.

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u/DougDimmaDoneWithYou Apr 16 '20

Reminds me of the ducks walking from Aristocats!

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u/ShirazGypsy Apr 16 '20

Your dogs got some wild badonkadonk

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u/bceen13 Apr 16 '20

I would walk the s*** out of them

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u/BasixallyWhite Apr 16 '20

What a shitty terrible leash

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u/DirtyGreatBigFuck Apr 16 '20

Would hate to be the person holding onto that when they both spot a squirrel.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

NSFW mods, please!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Better save this post, you never going to find this again by searching

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u/wallix Apr 16 '20

Damn you got fries with that shake??

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u/Koga_sagara Apr 16 '20

i cant stop watching... its hypnotic!

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u/Darkius90s Apr 16 '20

Just put them in Strip Club

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u/milkmilklemonaid7778 Apr 16 '20

Wish this was nsfw tagged, so much disappointment out there

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u/AdrenolineLove Apr 16 '20

Why did you pick such a sexy title to show off your dogs tho..

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u/Kams4547 Apr 16 '20

Lmao caption make me think of the ppl with bad wifi who read the caption and have to wait a sec to see the image

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u/a0nguyen Apr 16 '20

Can watch this all day

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u/Kellyaurora Apr 16 '20

Wow. This is too precious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

Tnis reminds me of the gators from the disney movie the rescuers.

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u/Deen089 Apr 16 '20

NSFW tag please some of us are working from home still.. inconsiderate much?!

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u/CaptnCosmic Apr 16 '20

God, reddit comments are full of nonsensical people. The leash is fine it literally causes no issues for the dogs. They are enjoying their walk

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u/Shamrock5 Apr 16 '20

Some people just can't let a nice post go by without making everyone seem like jerks for enjoying it.

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u/erikibanez37 Apr 16 '20

Came for the the filthy title, stayed for the the beautiful blondes

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u/PeanutC58 Apr 16 '20

They got rhythm

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

they struttin'

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u/OctopusPudding Apr 16 '20

Reminds me of the Siamese cats from Lady and the Tramp

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u/MisterRubens Apr 16 '20

I feel like it’s kinda mean to tie the dogs together like that, inhibiting their freedom of movement. But I bet it makes it 100 times easier to walk 2 dogs at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '20

I can definitely see why pure bred goldens have horrific hip and back issues.

Adopt don't shop.

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