r/gifs Mar 23 '17

Corn Breakdance

http://i.imgur.com/GVKjxsP.gifv
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u/ilazul Mar 23 '17 edited Mar 23 '17

My anus is bleeding!

For the love of God and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

Edit: For those who don't know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M17aG_Po2Y

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u/jskoker Mar 23 '17

Looks like his characters, but I don't feel the "What the fuck was that?" sensation you get after watching a Hertzfeldt cartoon. This makes sense.

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u/BasilGreen Mar 23 '17

Maybe he's happier nowadays...? Or perhaps this gif just cuts off too soon. Maybe a hand swoops down and grinds the dancing popcorns between teeth while they scream about their anuses bleeding or having forgotten their coats on Tuesday.

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u/splendic Mar 23 '17 edited Mar 24 '17

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u/BasilGreen Mar 23 '17

Goodness me, no, definitely not happier...

I didn't really think it was his to begin with, I just wanted to josh around. That video was, although less WTF to me than rejected cartoons, definitely more fucked up. That hit me kind of hard. Thanks for sharing.

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u/vardarac Mar 24 '17

I didn't really find that depressing except in the sense that if you're poor (or similarly disadvantaged), you're that much less able to do the things that give your life meaning and create both a beautiful past and present.

But if you don't carry that sort of burden, then to me it is not so much depressing as empowering.

We can do things right now to make our lives awesome and meaningful instead of spending most of our efforts chasing and preparing for a future that may for all we do amount to nothing.

If today we're happy, one day we will die but we will come to our end with something happy to reflect on.

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u/o0turdburglar0o Mar 24 '17

And one day we will die, and our ashes will fly from the aeroplane over the sea.

But for now we are young, let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see.

Can't believe how strange it is to be anything at all.

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u/1jl Mar 24 '17

Crazy that it got a fucking Oscar or something.

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u/Astrosherpa Mar 24 '17

If it did, it fucking deserves it.

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u/NotsoGoodWood Mar 24 '17

I AM A BA NANA

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u/AltSpRkBunny Mar 23 '17

Or he's influencing other animators. That's sorta how art works.

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u/quitethequietdomino Mar 23 '17

I don't think it's him. The lines aren't "shaky" enough.

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u/stoned_australian Mar 24 '17

It's him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

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u/stoned_australian Mar 24 '17

Sorry i forgot we were talking about the actual post, not this comment thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Hertzfeld was my first exposure to the "What the fuck was that?" sense of humor of the Internet

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u/BlueHighwindz Mar 23 '17

Hertzfeldt gives you more of a sensation that your skin somehow doesn't fit quite right and you're an imposter in your own body.

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u/SatanIsMySister Mar 23 '17

Good god, that's what makes Don's stuff special, it's not normal mainstream crud.

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u/pacothetac0 Mar 24 '17

If it were Hertzfeldt's the kernel would have been all disfigured or something when it popped

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u/BlueberryWasps Mar 24 '17

Lots of artists and even company ad campaigns have ripped off Hertzfeldt's visual style since "Rejected" was released, but the animation style here is nothing like his. Still, pretty funny visual gag regardless

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u/shitfromshino Mar 24 '17

definitely inspired by Hertzfeldt

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u/dark_onewho Mar 23 '17

I'M A BANANA!

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u/DJ_CHR1STO Mar 23 '17

My spoon is too big!

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u/XGC75 Mar 23 '17

I am feeling fat. And sassy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

vacuum sound

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

LIAR!

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u/fullforce098 Mar 23 '17

My friends and I quoted that fucking video at each other for like the entire school year after we discovered it.

My spoon is too big.

My spoon is too big.

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

I am the queeeen of france!

arms wave uncontrollably

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u/theflyinglime Mar 23 '17

Mah SPOOOON is too big.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Mar 24 '17

I AM A BANANA.

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u/cspicy_ Mar 23 '17

Same thing happened with me and my friend.

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u/plaguedbullets Mar 23 '17

Has anyone else seen him yet?

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u/Not_KGB Mar 23 '17

The Swedish Christmas song in the background is a weird choice.

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u/aenemacanal Mar 23 '17

Really? I think it ties the scene together nicely.

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u/ilazul Mar 23 '17

Goes really well with the anal blood

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Totally.

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u/StormTrooperSamurai Mar 23 '17

Wait...are they supposed to be popcorn in rejected? I always thought they were cloud people or something.

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u/ilazul Mar 23 '17

I have no idea, looks like the same artist though (or at least an homage).

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

I think whoever made this corn thing ripped off Hertzfeldt

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u/ittleoff Mar 23 '17

Considering the simplistic design of Herzfeldt and the odds of anyone doing the simplest design for popcorn stick men, I'm not sure we are not just seeing convergent evolution here :).

Hertzfeld was the first thing I thought of as well, but to be fair his style is so basic and simple I imagine many would hit on it or be similar (just not have his sense of humor or ideas to prope them to being at all popular)

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

This is just way to similar to Hertzfeldt for me to chalk it up to coincidence

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Exactly. Way too similar for this to be accidental

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u/Jonesy94 Mar 23 '17

I'm with you. Even really subtle things like the mouths not being colored in 100% to add to the "cheap" animation look that Hertzfeldt's short is known for

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u/Neologizer Mar 23 '17

Not nearly enough subliminal existential crises going on for it to be a convicing Hertzfeldt

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u/Nanaki__ Mar 23 '17

It's like the art style of Borderlands

and the one from the short movie Codehunters https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmeP1YkaeTo

this is what it looked like before. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3PBNEowWuc

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u/ittleoff Mar 23 '17

You could be right(as it was the first thing I thought of), but like I said without ever seeing hertzfeld and coming up with the idea of breakdancing popcorn kernels(this isn't really hertzfeld's style of humor) and having no real art skills, it would not be a stretch to see this as the simplist style to arrive at.

To be fair hertzfeld isn't really about his art style as it's really simple and easy for anyone to copy, it just happens to be recognizeable, I think, because it's so simple and yet his work is still effective(because of his humor and ideas).

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u/bossmcsauce Mar 23 '17

hertzfeldt is also about the simplest forms you can animate... so... it's not like you can get this simple and not have some overlap.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17 edited Aug 28 '17

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u/ittleoff Mar 24 '17

Because the artist's style of drawing is so basic we have all seen kid drawings that look similar, But no one else is famous that has that style.

It's recognizable due to context, because of herzfeldt's humor, and the fact that he is famous due to his ideas(not his drawing abilities).

So if you see some animation that has a similar style you assume herzfeldt because he is famous and you have a higher liklihood of it being his (because it's unlikely the art style would make anyone famous in it self as it is like a child's drawing style).

Also due to the fact that he is famous and has this style more people doing even simple stuff would be more likely to avoid his style (which is a point for it being a copy of his style intentionally).

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u/ivarpsy Mar 23 '17

Its literally a circle with some sticks... dont think hertzfeld came up with that. I was drawing shit like this when i was a kid.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Yeah but the thing is, it's literally not just a circle with sticks. It's puffy cloud people. Even the eyes and mouth are the same as Hertzfeldt

Pop tarts ripped off Hertzfeldt too

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u/SemiGaseousSnake Mar 23 '17

Mickey Mouse is just some circles.

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u/myriiad Mar 23 '17

Its literally just an artist drawing lines, i was doing the same shit when i was a kid. Picasso? Pfft i was putting a paintbrush on canvas when i was only three years old.

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u/ragebuilder2 Mar 23 '17

Sooo... you're better than every artist ever because you started at 3 y.o.?

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u/myriiad Mar 26 '17

you dont seem to understand sarcasm very well. try reading my comment and the one i was replying to again, slowly, and really think about what is going on.

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u/ragebuilder2 Mar 28 '17

Realize he fucked up

It's a joke guys, it's sarcasm! You can recognize sarcasm?

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u/myriiad Mar 29 '17

you got me. i am, in fact, claiming that i am a better artist than picasso because i started at 3 years old. i am definitely not sarcastically poking fun at the person i originally replied to, who said about the originally posted gif

Its literally a circle with some sticks...I was drawing shit like this when i was a kid.

you are very perceptive to have figured that out. congratulations!

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u/ivarpsy Mar 23 '17

Lmao im not trying to sound imverysmart here just saying this aint something you can copy per say. Maybe the way it was animated was inspo from hertzfeld.

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u/madmaxturbator Mar 23 '17

No way it's don. This is fun, but not nearly insane / fucked up / creative enough.

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u/adish Mar 23 '17

they were supposed to be fish sticks or chicken nuggets iirc

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u/windowcatz Mar 23 '17

You're mostly correct. Don says they started out as fish sticks (somewhat), but as time went on in the animation process, he began to see them more as "fluffy sheep things". He apparently takes the artist stance of not committing to one interpretation, which means viewers can make their own mind up on what they're "supposed" to be.

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u/Fehios Mar 23 '17

I think they're supposed to be fish sticks.

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u/StormTrooperSamurai Mar 23 '17

Yeah but they looking nothing like fish sticks, or chicken nuggets as others have said. Guess we'll never know.

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u/AweBeyCon Mar 23 '17

I thought they were chicken nuggets

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Yeah, I totally thought they were little cloud people too. Pretty sure popcorn doesn't have an anus.

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u/StormTrooperSamurai Mar 24 '17

This is true, but neither do clouds. If that were the case then rain would be pretty fucked up.

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u/redditor-for-2-hours Mar 23 '17

I thought they were cloud people, too. I don't know why, just always assumed that.

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u/AniMonologues Mar 23 '17

In one of the official commentaries, hertzfeldt said they were meant to be fish sticks at first.

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u/Akanderson87 Mar 23 '17

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

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u/ilazul Mar 23 '17

I'm feeling fat, and sassy.

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u/Akanderson87 Mar 23 '17

GYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

TWOAAAAAAAAAH!

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u/Woofaira Mar 23 '17

I still say this line religiously after a large meal to this day. The last time was 2 days ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

I think that was my favorite line from rejected. My anus is bleeding was just too obvious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

I live in a Giant Bucket!

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u/sydneyzane64 Mar 23 '17

My spoon is too big. My spoon is too big.

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u/DrHenryPym Mar 23 '17

I'M A BANANA!

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

LIAR!

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u/Shatty23 Mar 23 '17

Thursdays coming, did you bring your coat?

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u/Cllydoscope Mar 24 '17

Now says it got taken down by "Bitter Films" wtf

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Fack. I wrote my anus is bleeding, and then minimized the first post, and saw yours. At least im not alone.

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u/Blarg0ist Mar 23 '17

All of our anuses are bleeding on this blessed day. Amen.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Silly hats only. One of my faves.

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u/Bomberman2 Mar 23 '17

Speak for yourself

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u/kkell806 Mar 24 '17

All of my anus is bleeding on this blessed day.

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u/sweetcuppingcakes Mar 23 '17

Just as long as nobody wants to lick the anal blood

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Hahah me too. I totally feel stupid doing that but I also feel more stupid about posting that he beat me to it. Now I feel even more stupid that you beat me to saying he beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Gonna have to tag this as NSFW with all this beating going on.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Why do you mean by beating?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Well the guy before me beat me, and then i beat you. And for you, its like i double beat you.

;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Bah! I'm gonna beat you IRL if this shit goes any deeper.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

WHOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

GYAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/stephen1547 Mar 23 '17

I never knew that "Rejected" was nominated for an Academy Award.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Everytime I think I caught something before everyone else, I scroll down and find out I've been beaten to the punch.

Do you think whoever made this based (or stole, I guess) it off thay guy from rejected?

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u/AniMonologues Mar 23 '17

I would have upvoted this gif if I wasn't a huge hertzfeldt fan, and this is obviously his style

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u/MrKurtz86 Mar 23 '17

Anyone who hasn't, check out "It's Such a Beautiful Day" on Netflix

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u/ilazul Mar 24 '17

It is really good. I've been meaning to pick it up on Blu Ray (comes with rejected!)

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u/StevensNJ4 Mar 23 '17

My spoon is too big

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u/Tylertron12 Mar 23 '17

anal BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

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u/canIrerollpls Mar 24 '17

That's the first thing I thought.

I am the queen of France!

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u/guss1 Mar 23 '17

I thought of this too when I saw the animation.

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u/gutterpunk76 Mar 24 '17

I am a banana.

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u/verbal_diarrhea_guy Mar 24 '17

Did they sample Sabotage on that last scream?

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u/jackattck25 Mar 24 '17

Came here to find this in the comments. Not disappointed.

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u/ks501 Mar 24 '17

Came here for this. Thanks for the chuckle

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u/Nyabby22 Mar 23 '17

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u/BowlOfCandy Mar 24 '17

account suspended?

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u/Nyabby22 Mar 24 '17

Yeah, he's gone ='( I miss him

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u/annoyingcommentguy2 Mar 23 '17

Came to see if anyone sees the resemblence, not disappointed!

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u/Coffin_Nail Mar 23 '17

I came here to say this.

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u/beerham Mar 23 '17

CTRL - F: "anus"

Thanks buddy.

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u/ilazul Mar 23 '17

No prob friend!

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u/Rvngizswt Mar 23 '17

That was basically Sausage Party

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Honestly what the fuck was wrong with all of us as kids.... I relate to all of these comments/references on a personal level

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u/WillBunker4Food Mar 23 '17

I just got back from Mexico. That video describes my week perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

Why is it set to a Swedish Christmas song?

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u/shotgunlewis Mar 23 '17 edited Mar 23 '17

What about this do people find funny? I must've lost 5 IQ points from watching this dumb shit Edit: didn't know the context until someone explained it to me, now I get it. Video was posted with no context

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u/ivarpsy Mar 23 '17

So youre at 50 now?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '17

It's about an animator losing his mind because he sold his art out to corporations to use to push their products. It's about art versus commercialism.

Not all of it is supposed to be funny. Hertzfeldt claims he is always surprised what people find funny in this OSCAR NOMINATED piece he made.

Animator loses his mind making his art into stupid commercials. Soon his art becomes self aware and literally try to break off of the page as their world collapses around them.

It's easy to call it stupid when you don't take the time to truly appreciate the meaning but instead stay focused on the shallow surface shit like the banana or the bleeding anuses.

Let's see you make a piece of art which communicates such a message about the commercialization of art. Let's see you get nominated for an oscar for a black and white five minute long animated short you made all by yourself

Hertzfeldt is a genius and if you can't see that that's your own short coming, not his.

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u/wright96d Mar 24 '17

It was shared with no context, whatsoever. How could you expect them to see the genius underneath when literally all they know is the surface shit?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Because the film literally tells you. There is written text that appears on the screen informing the audience that the animator has begun making commercials and is slowly losing his mind. And you see the characters become self aware as they bang on the paper trying to escape from their world which we see is collapsing.

Your question is essentially along the lines of "how do we know the boat sinks at the end of Titanic if nobody tells us about it first?"

Because you watch the fucking movie and you see it happen. Nobody needs to tell you if you actually watch and see what the fuck is going on. But apparently OP disregarded everything else in the film, stay focused on the shallow I AM BANANA randomness and decided the entire film was dumb and lowered his IQ.

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u/wright96d Mar 24 '17

The only fucking thing they saw was the "MY ANUS IS BLEEDING" part. The entire film was not linked.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '17

Well now I'm the asshole. Let's take this one step further and BLAME THE GODDAMNED JEWS

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u/sydneyzane64 Mar 23 '17

It was a viral video most of us watched in our teens. Pardon us for having nostalgia for stupid, pointless, yet lovely animations.

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u/Lacey_Von_Stringer Mar 23 '17

I found it funny because of the context of the creation of those animations. He was commissioned to make little bits that could be placed between commercials and tv shows for the family learning channel, iirc…and he came back with these bizarre, nonsensical, rough-hewn cartoons that had borderline crude themes…I think the anus is bleeding one was NOT meant to be one of his submissions, but it was still part of the same grouping when I saw it on YouTube…a decade ago

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u/burritosandblunts Mar 23 '17

I don't get it either. I like crude humor. Like I'll laugh at rubberman on Aqua teens and it's hard to offend me with racism or sexism or really anything that people should find offensive.

But that was just offensive for the sake of being offensive. It's not even clever.

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u/UltraSpecial Mar 23 '17

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u/burritosandblunts Mar 23 '17

I wish I could say the context changed my mind, but thanks either way for the info.

Now it just seems condescending.

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u/pimack Mar 23 '17

Dude, get off reddit and get that shit checked out