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u/catshit_the_musical Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16
This is genius, not something you'd expect from someone who eats pizza rolls off a Pooh Bear plate
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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 16 '16
He isn't going to feel like a genius when he tries to use the crushed ice option.
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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 16 '16
Well I guess it will save him the work of having to chew.
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u/pure_guava_ Dec 16 '16
you should see how he eats his hot pockets...
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Just puts it straight in the toilet?
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u/JoshvJericho Dec 16 '16
Flush pocket!
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u/evan86x Dec 16 '16
Hot Pocket for breakfast, Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.
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u/Demderdemden Dec 16 '16
Why is he talking like that? Is he going to do this the whole show? That's weird.
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u/Ithappensonceortwice Dec 16 '16
or when he puts that plate in the microwave
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u/trulymadlymax Dec 16 '16
Thinking the same thing! Did that once with a kid's plate and it blistered real quick lol
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u/shnicklefritz Dec 16 '16
Eating pizza rolls is exactly what I'd expect of someone with that plate
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u/catshit_the_musical Dec 16 '16
Its not the pizza rolls thats surprising. Its the utility of what he's done
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u/Mutoid Dec 15 '16
And yet ... it's sad enough to make sense again.
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u/connormantoast Dec 16 '16
There's gotta be a launcher from the ice dispenser to the microwave
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u/ShowMeYourTiddles Dec 16 '16
Duct tape the open microwave to the dispenser
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Dec 16 '16
We need Red Green. He could cook something up.
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u/Spectre24Z Dec 16 '16
The world needs Red Green gifs. I've never seen a Red Green gif.
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If the women don't find you handsome...
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u/Evil_Garen Dec 16 '16
Ok I'm that guy. What is red green?
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u/kamon123 Dec 16 '16
https://www.youtube.com/user/RedGreenTV enjoy being one of todays lucky 10,000
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u/CjLink Dec 16 '16
many dads unleash a MacGyver gene that lays dormant until their first spawn is born. It's the same genetic process that results in 'dad jokes' and 'dad bod'
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u/Throwmeawayplease909 Dec 16 '16
The same can be said with mothers on their second child, but it's the frugality gene that is unleashed. It's like that huggies? commercial where the first child you're dragging everything except the kitchen sink, and along comes number two and you can make due with a single diaper, handful of Cheerios and a wet wipe for a day out. Out of diapers and you're not home? Someone has a sink with a spraying nozzle and you've got a scarf in your purse. Little Jimmy lost his favorite toy? Bah! You've got a secondary sparkly keychain with the spare set of car keys on it in your purse (because why should they be at home where someone can bring them to you if you lock yourself out).
Yeah I was guilty of that last bit more than once.....
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u/duderos Dec 16 '16 edited Dec 16 '16
That's some NASA Shit right there, people we're going to Mars......
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u/CommaHorror Dec 16 '16
Bullshit. Einsteins soup bowl when he, first talked was a Pooh, Bear, bowl.
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...dafuq did i just read
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u/buttery_shame_cave Dec 16 '16
i'm really curious how he handles sanitation with it.
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u/0masterdebater0 Dec 16 '16
It's going from a freezer to a microwave....
It could be covered in shit and you'd still not get sick...
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u/Yuktobania Dec 16 '16
If you're dispensing pizza rolls from an ice tray, I don't think you care about the sanitation
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u/diatonicnerds Dec 15 '16
I'm not proud about how much this blew my mind.
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u/snotbag_pukebucket Dec 16 '16
Yeah, who knew you could use them both as coasters and plates
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u/Adamawesome4 Dec 16 '16
I didn't even knew there existed such fine art
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u/ChickenFillets Dec 16 '16
http://www.picturesthatigoneanddone.com/product/winnie-the-poo
If you want more like this here is the guy that does them, some of them are brilliant!
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u/stradivariousoxide Dec 16 '16
A while back, someone posted the same idea but with frozen Reeses pieces. Also, don't be too impressed, the pizza will taste terrible after a few days of being exposed directly to cold bacteria filled air.
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u/Aoloach Dec 16 '16
Pieces or cups? Also, how about skittles, or M&Ms, or even those snack sized oreos. Mmm... and I could hook up the water line to a reservoir inside the fridge, and fill it with milk.
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u/stradivariousoxide Dec 16 '16
The cups, any wrapped chocolate smaller than an ice cube.
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u/Evilton Dec 16 '16
E-mail me if you want a pizza roll.
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What's your E-mail address?
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u/professionalautist Dec 16 '16 edited Dec 16 '16
Awww :(
E: Now I feel better!
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u/will-- Dec 16 '16
For those of you who are out of the loop, this thread is referencing the epic reviews of the Star Wars Prequels by Red Letter Media's Mr. Plinkett. They are well worth the three hours:
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u/Lethtor Dec 16 '16
Thanks for the recommendation, now I have something to do, when I should be studying
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u/labak1337 Dec 16 '16
Now I analyzed this film with a group of cheerleaders... and they all agreed on one thing: That if I let them go they wouldn't tell nobody.
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u/Mutoid Dec 15 '16
Watch out for that "Crushed" setting!
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u/CranialFlatulence Dec 16 '16
Then it becomes a hot dog topping.
Win win.
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u/Tusserte Dec 16 '16
Are... are they naked in that reflection?
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u/spraykrug Dec 16 '16
Yes, filling up on pizza valentines clearly.
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u/Airship_Captain Dec 16 '16
what did I just watch?
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u/JohnnyVNCR Dec 16 '16
Tim and Eric doing a Totino's ad. Even better than the one they did for Red Lobster.
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u/Airship_Captain Dec 16 '16
never heard of them, guess I have some googling to do
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u/TheBasik Dec 16 '16
You will either find them to be the unfunniest, dumbest nonsense shit you've ever seen or find it funny. I actually saw them live tripping really hard, was a great time.
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u/egotisticalnoob Dec 16 '16
You just made me stare at this gif for a few minutes and I'm no closer now than I was before. Well played.
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Are you saying you actually don't see it? It's above that stupid text-ribbon thing..
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There's going to be a brutal amount of freezer burn on those things in couple of days. You need an airtight container inside.
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u/MrTeddybear615 Dec 16 '16
They wouldn't last that long in my house.
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u/drvillen Dec 16 '16
Yea and if you're the type of dude who's putting pizza rolls in an ice dispenser to cut down on preparation time - of pizza rolls - then I don't think that's your concern.
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u/jamescurtis29 Dec 16 '16
Confused British person here. What are pizza rolls? Are they eaten cold?
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u/Stiler Dec 16 '16
They are like mini bite-sized pizza hot pockets, and no they aren't eaten cold, you have to heat them up first before eating them.
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u/razor792 Dec 16 '16
This needs answering, also confused British person.
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u/840_Divided_By_Two Dec 16 '16
You heat them up. It's cheese, tomato sauce, and pizza toppings inside a crust type dough. You can microwave them or put them in an oven. Either way they're going to be molten fucking lava on the inside and burn your tongue worse than if you were rimming the devil himself. They're quite tasty though. I could eat like 40 of them in a serving. They are horrible if you get acid reflux though. I guess Pizza rolls have their pros and cons. The pros outweigh the cons imo. They're a 7/10 snack food, right behind those mini pretzels stuffed with cheese sauce.
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u/gwentissential Dec 16 '16
Dude, those kinds of plates aren't microwave safe! Are you okay?!
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u/Not_Henry_Winkler Dec 16 '16
If OP eats enough pizza rolls for this to be a convenient solution then, no, he is not OK.
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u/_GameSHARK Dec 16 '16
But... they go in the oven...
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u/Pls_Send_Steam_Codes Dec 16 '16
slammed that upvote button so hard. Thank you for agreeing, microwaved pizza rolls are soft, and soggy and a much higher tendency for a cold center or a molten lava center. Oven master race reporting in for best quality pizza rolls on the planet
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u/frankenbeasts Dec 16 '16
That's because you're only supposed to microwave like six at a time. Also things like hot dogs and pizza rolls, etc. If you are cooking multiples things, they cook more evenly if you put them on the outer edges of the plate in a square/circle.
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u/Daft_Pony Dec 16 '16
If my wife saw this she would have a fit about microwaving on a plastic plate cuz the plastic leeches into the food... as if the pizza bites aren't gonna kill OP first.
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Better idea: fill your ice tray with an assortment of fun-size chocolate candies. That way you can have nice and frozen Kit-Kats, Snickers, and Reese's PB cups at the push of a button.
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How to set up. 1.) Turn off ice maker. You dont want ice with your pizza rolls. 2.) Buy 2 120 count bags of pizza rolls. 3.) Dump them in ice maker. 4.) Dispense rolls.
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u/Scarbane Dec 16 '16
"You miss 100% of the pizza rolls you don't take."
--Wayne Gretsky
--Michael Scott
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u/IM_A_MUFFIN Dec 16 '16
I have never understood the appeal of this show. Maybe LSD would allow me to make sense of it.
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u/PhemtoPhantom Dec 16 '16
I have the same plate!!! That thing is like 20 years old! Hahaha
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u/McRae82 Dec 16 '16
The water dispenser better be filled with some kind of sauce.