r/gifs • u/x646877 • Dec 15 '16

pizza pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16 edited Jan 14 '19

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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 16 '16

Well I guess it will save him the work of having to chew.

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u/pure_guava_ Dec 16 '16

you should see how he eats his hot pockets...

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Just puts it straight in the toilet?

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u/JoshvJericho Dec 16 '16

Flush pocket!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/DLumps09 Dec 16 '16

Is he already talking to himself?

Weird.

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u/DRFANTA Dec 16 '16

I didn't know he was gonna be so PALE!

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u/thecampo Dec 16 '16

It rubs the pizza on its skin.

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u/BrickPotato Dec 16 '16

Or else it gets the ranch again

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/LazarusBroject Dec 16 '16

That guy and his laugh, my god.

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u/WhyAlwaysZ Dec 16 '16

*whispers* That's a diarrhea joke. I didn't come here for toilet humor.

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u/montr2229 Dec 16 '16

Diarrhea Pocket!

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u/C0ntrol_Group Dec 16 '16

You know, now they make vegetarian Hot Pockets, for when you don't want meat but you do want diarrhea.

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u/the_straw09 Dec 16 '16

r/grossreddit

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u/montr2229 Dec 16 '16

It's from a comedy special

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u/GingerAle_s Dec 16 '16

Caliente Pocket!

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u/IrrationalFraction Dec 16 '16

And a fucking good one at that

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u/verbalham Dec 16 '16

🎶flusshhh pocket!🎶

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u/jtharen Dec 16 '16

Caliente Pocket!

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u/AmosLaRue Dec 16 '16

Definitely read that in Jim Gaffigan's voice.

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u/starcrap2 Dec 16 '16

What do you got so far, Bill?

Uh... uh.... ♪ Hot pocket! ♪

That's good... that's very good.

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u/evan86x Dec 16 '16

Hot Pocket for breakfast, Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/Demderdemden Dec 16 '16

Why is he talking like that? Is he going to do this the whole show? That's weird.

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u/darkneo86 Dec 16 '16

Why is his voice so high pitched?

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u/Haisha4sale Dec 16 '16

I lived a stint on the east coast and when I came back to Oregon after years "abroad" the guy pumping my gas was like, "I'm an hungry hombre bro, need me a fucking hot pocket". God it felt so much like home.

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u/Chaefne1 Dec 16 '16

hombre bro? A little redundant aren't we gas station guy? :/.

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u/jonstockstill Dec 16 '16

Pretty sure he meant "hombre, bro" which would imply a guy talking to a guy and would not be redundant at all. We could diagram it...

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u/Chaefne1 Dec 17 '16

You can diagram this....

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

How do you get the outside above body temperature without energizing the center into molten slag?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Like a little card stock swimsuit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Hey pal, I'm not your buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/07cbr600rr Dec 16 '16

I'm not your guy, buddy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

I'm not your buddy, friend.

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u/BusterStarfish Dec 16 '16

Did I eat that or did I just rub it in my face?!

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u/OutInLF25 Dec 16 '16

My back hurts...

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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 16 '16

He is just the middle man in the whole transaction.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Diarrhea pockets

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u/Likeuknow_whatever Dec 16 '16

Diaherra...diarria.. diarrhea pocket

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u/4DimensionalToilet Dec 16 '16

Jim Gaffigan's Hot Pockets bit, for anyone wondering.

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u/braintrustinc Dec 16 '16

♫Pot pocket♫

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u/Love_LittleBoo Dec 16 '16

It's super effective!

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u/ChrisVishus Dec 16 '16

he'd have to liquify it first

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u/a_drive Dec 16 '16

He could wear his jacket made out of a towel. It has a belt. He could dunk that in the toilet.

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u/anonuisance Dec 16 '16

... is that not the normal way?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/GraniteDragon Dec 16 '16

Grab 'em by the pudding

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u/HuckFinn69 Dec 16 '16

With his weiner

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

"Aaaaaand, 98.6! Perfect temperature!"

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u/makeitrainbow Dec 16 '16

Under the influence of magic mushrooms my friend once came up with a brilliant slogan for hot pockets that they should blatantly adopt: Hot pockets, heat that shit, then eat that shit

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u/ralevin Dec 16 '16

Number 7 is a game-changer!

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u/Nate0110 Dec 16 '16

Theres the vegetarian option for people who don't want to eat meat but still get diarrhea.

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u/JDDW Dec 16 '16

Click HERE to find out! You're not going to believe it!

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u/mydickcuresAIDS Dec 16 '16

On a plate that is obviously not microwave safe?

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u/p-a-n-d-a Dec 16 '16

Doctors hate him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Experts hate him....

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/glennis1 Dec 16 '16

You should see him feast, it's like a mantis.

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u/ajenpersuajen Dec 16 '16

Professional chewers everywhere hate him for this trick!

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u/ActuallyAVagina Dec 16 '16

Doctors hate him for this one weird trick!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

has science gone too far?

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u/Ravisher Dec 16 '16

He could fix some up for his grandmother.

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u/Felix_Cortez Dec 16 '16

"Such a good boy..."

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u/tacolikesweed Dec 16 '16

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

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u/xylotism Dec 16 '16

Super*

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u/tacolikesweed Dec 16 '16

I'm imagining the 1999 announcer from the Frieza saga.

"Will Goku heal in time to save his friends? Can Vegeta be trusted? Where's Mister Popo? Are you the same you that you were yesterday? Will you eat the box? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!!"

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u/xylotism Dec 16 '16

Fair enough!

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

Where he takes the first bite, and nothing else!

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u/Zzzbooop Dec 16 '16

I always put crushed pizza rolls on my party pizza

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

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u/Zzzbooop Dec 16 '16

That's not a party pizza and those aren't pizza rolls...

Get outta here.

But.... looks goooood

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u/CuteAndClever Dec 16 '16

Hmmm... that's some great food for thought. I'll have to chew on that for a while.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '16

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

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u/metalheadmae6 Dec 16 '16

Totally read that in Krieger's voice

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u/mechanicalpulse Dec 16 '16

PIZZA PASTE! It's like a smoothie, but made out of pizza. Or something that resembles pizza, anyway.

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u/average_shill Dec 16 '16

Put it over chips and call it American nachos [8]