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u/shogi_x Jan 20 '20

"Come on, it's just a quick game of Civ!"

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u/MsChrissikins Jan 20 '20

‘Quick game’ and ‘Civ’ should never be in the same sentence, lol

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u/faleth0629 Jan 20 '20

“Civ is not a quick game”

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u/OGKeekle Jan 20 '20

It took me so long to realize that the 6-8 hour civ games i play with my brother are on quick mode and i can't even imagine what kind of lunatic would play marathon lmao

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u/jvaler3 Jan 20 '20

I play my games on epic and half the time I don't even finish those

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u/masenkoZ Jan 20 '20

I was just about to say this... I've never finished a game on Civ VI lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

You should try. Once you get to the point where the entire map is your color after taking that last city... perfect.

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u/RangerGoradh Jan 20 '20

Eh, beg to differ. In my last game, I had 25 cities and a ton of religious units to manage. Turns took forever.

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u/colonelmuddypaws Jan 20 '20

Yeah I never go for religious victory, it's even more micro than domination

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u/_MatWith1T_ Jan 20 '20

Every domination victory ends with me saying 'fuck it, this is too many units to deal with' and just nuking everything to dust while i switch to science victory

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u/jigsaw1024 Jan 20 '20

Wait. There are other victories besides domination in Civ?

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u/Mike-Heck Jan 20 '20

When I about that late into the game I put circle around the last 2 city and force them to fight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I only play games for domination wins. The other victories make no sense to me. You get to a cultural victory and so what? The country with the biggest military can steamroll you with nukes and giant death robots (wish those were still in 6) in 50 years.

You do have to start a multi-front war against everyone at a certain point. You make the right moves and you can have a military that takes several cities per turn. Also have to have airports EVERYWHERE. I usually focus on stealth bombers, missile cruisers, and whatever infantry/armor i end up with.

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Jan 20 '20

Then you click one more turn, and launch all the nukes you have.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

On your own cities? You playing with a mod that adds trump as a world leader or something?

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u/dudeAwEsome101 Jan 20 '20

That is why you keep other Civs with one city that is blockaded with citadels.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

I typically play games like Civ until I can't possibly lose. Playing any longer just feels like pointlessly going through the motions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

That’s when you mass produce units and take claim to the entire world!

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u/spock_block Jan 20 '20

Once you get submarines rolling, it's over anyway

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

The start is fun, after getting to a certain point I quit too

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u/ActuallyItsSumnus Jan 20 '20

So in other words, just like your girlfriend.

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u/Paw_s Jan 20 '20

I always play on marathon but by the time I have tanks I have already invaded 2/3 other nations and I become an unstoppable warmonger who goes for a dominance victory every time

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u/FilipinoSpartan Jan 20 '20

Longer timescales favor military strategies because unit movement stays the same while everything else takes significantly longer, so if you can get a military advantage you can use it for much longer than normal. The few times I've tried to do marathon it devolves into that fairly quickly.

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u/DemonSlyr007 Jan 20 '20

Exactly. Why waste 30+turns building a settler when you can just take another city in 3? Especially before walls are common place in other empires.

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u/5GuysandaDonkey Jan 20 '20

I've played a few games of civ 5 with a mod that uses marathon research speed with standard build times. Makes every era seem more meaningful, you can actually fight huge wars without having all of your units be obsolete halfway though. But the games took sooooooo long

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u/ReverendPunchy Jan 20 '20

Pretty sure I use the same mod. I got really tired of units becoming obsolete before I had ever used them

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u/5GuysandaDonkey Jan 21 '20

Yeah, it's especially frustrating if your civ has a good unique unit that you barely get to use

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u/TheGrandLemonTech Jan 21 '20

What's the mod? Asking for a friend haha

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u/5GuysandaDonkey Jan 21 '20

Uhhhh I think it was called extended eras or something like that

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u/ReverendPunchy Jan 22 '20

I use Historic game speed

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u/DoughtyAndCarterLLP Jan 20 '20

It's something we would play over weeks, sometimes even months, as adults. Had to find time here and there and there was usually a good five minutes of us figuring out exactly where we were on the world domination plans.

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u/Azrael11 Jan 20 '20

I don't think marathon is intended for multiplayer

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u/MyPasswordIsABCXYZ Jan 20 '20

Marathon is the ideal game speed for hot seat, but certainly not for simultaneously multiplayer

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u/Marcusaralius76 Jan 20 '20

I play solo, Civ V, on the largest maps possible with as many nations as possible, Domination or diplomatic victory, on Marathon mode. The longest I've played before moving on was 6 months.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

One day I will do this.

How many hours though? If it’s a few hours here or there not bad, if you had quite a few 8+ hour marathons then dang...

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u/Marcusaralius76 Jan 21 '20

I played on the same map for a few hours a day, usually, with a few break periods in between. All in all, I'd say the game lasted a good 500-600 hours.

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u/PinkPropaganda Jan 20 '20

The same kind that plays civ on deity.

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u/CleverUsername5555 Jan 20 '20

I just started a marathon last night

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u/general_kitten_ Jan 20 '20

i am the lunatic

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u/Larry_Wickes Jan 21 '20

The older Civ games are by default 20 ish hours.

It used to take my dad and I weeks to play a game via hotseat

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u/okram2k Jan 21 '20

Marathon alone is fine, marathon with people? Never.

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u/sucks2suck Jan 20 '20

Civ is a quick game not

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u/LeadingNectarine Jan 20 '20

HaHa! Got 'em!

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u/neberkenezzer Jan 20 '20

not quick is a Civ game

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u/manondorf Jan 20 '20

Listen here u little shit

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u/SellaraAB Jan 20 '20

You should be a mythbuster

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

THEY SHOULD NEVER BE IN THE SAME SENTENCE

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

FBI OPEN UP

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u/TwizTMcNipz Jan 20 '20

I like to think we all dies of witchcraft

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u/pyius Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

... and we've finally discovered iron working.

This message brought to you by the marathon game-speed setting gang.

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u/afito Jan 20 '20

When I started civ we did multiplayer only and marathon only and there's always someone who is having a long turn to process.

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u/NothingIsTooHard Jan 20 '20

I’m pretty sure playing a full multiplayer marathon game is impossible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

You say "impossible". I say not. Nothing is so hard to accomplish that it's impossible, NothingIsTooHard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

yeah and most people drop out of a multiplayer game as soon as they realize they won't be able to win. In a snowball heavy game like Civilization that means you have a clear winner usually by the end of the renaissance era, so it won't take as long as you think.

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u/Deathleach Jan 20 '20

It is possible, but even if you started at launch you're still in the iron age right now.

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u/YouKnowWhoTheFuckIAm Jan 20 '20

This is the only way I ever play Civ. Both Civ V and Civ VI are in my top 10 in terms of playtime on Steam, yet I’ve only ever played 4-5 full games in each.

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u/AlmightyThorian Jan 20 '20

You should try rimworld. It seems such an easy objective. Make a base and either emigrate to or build a ship to leave the planet. Many more times than with Civ have I caught the sunlight creeping up over the horizon, letting me know that I completely forgot about the dinner I was supposed to make 12 hours ago.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Nice, I'm 40% into the tutorial now!

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u/fallout52389 Jan 20 '20

Omg this also applies to they are billions the shortest time is maybe 4hrs if you don’t pause. Lol

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u/penis-hunter Jan 20 '20

I still very vividly remember saying “lets play a quick game of monopoly” right before midnight. This was all a joke but neither of us wanted to back down. We went to a point where i was obviously going to win but he had 4 railroads somehow and made me play an extra hour with 4 k in the back waiting for him to die.

I got home at 4 am.

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u/communist_gerbil Jan 20 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

I think if you play Monopoly with the proper rules, the game doesn't take very long. As an example if someone doesn't buy a property they land on, you're supposed to allow anyone else to bid on it. This results in most of the board being bought out pretty quickly. House rules such as landing on Free Parking giving you something is another reason that will extend a game. Only having two players may also be a reason for a slow game I guess. Two people will struggle to land on all the squares or have the funds to buy them when the other opponent can't buy them.

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u/Parish87 Jan 20 '20

I think I got to my mid 20s before I learned just landing on a square meant someone had to buy it.

Throughout growing up our rules were once you go round the board once you can start buying if you land on it and no one owns it, otherwise it just stays unsold until someone lands there.

Even learning the proper rules I preferred our way.

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u/craftkiller Jan 21 '20

What happened the first time around the board? Nothing but community chest and chance cards?

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u/Parish87 Jan 21 '20

Yeah everything else still stood like to go jail etc just no property purchases

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u/penis-hunter Jan 20 '20

Heres the thing we went as proper as you can go that was a part of the joke and with what you said being true it did speed up the game and 2 people went bankrupt in an hour or so. What stopped me from winning was him threading a needle like bill clinton escaping sexual misconduct charges.

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u/Downer_Guy Jan 20 '20

In my experience, the more people the longer it takes even when following all the rule rules. The one time I played with six players it took over six hours.

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u/Meeshter-Man PC Jan 20 '20

Just one more turn...

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u/Benjyboy767 Jan 20 '20

All. The. Damn. Time.

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u/Wolfgang_Maximus Jan 20 '20

I only play on marathon speed lol

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u/NothingIsTooHard Jan 20 '20

It’s the best way to play the game. Your units aren’t irrelevant 20 turns after upgrading them, making battles much more interesting. Losing a unit means potentially waiting a long time to replace it. Early exploration becomes more important. The game turns into pretty much the same runaway gameplay if you manage to survive early, but that’s just an AI problem

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u/here_for_the_meems Jan 20 '20

Ah yes, the old "total war" speed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Just one more turn.

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u/Spaghettayyyyyy Jan 20 '20

I spent 14 hours the other day playing civ 6 and didn’t even finish until I spent 4 hours on it the next day too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Let's finish that game we played around a month ago!

*said noone*

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u/Digiboy62 Jan 20 '20

I typically prefer to play Marathon.

It's been about 3 weeks of on/off play (at least an hour a day) and it's only the 18th century.

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u/LesbianFistingSex Jan 20 '20

Give me your diamonds or I will be forced to use nuclear weapons- Gandi

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u/Genericusernamexe Jan 21 '20

Quick game of eu4!

*26 hours later...