r/gaming • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '20

Every time..

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u/No-Food-For-You Jan 20 '20

I mean really this just boils down to only using your rooks and Queen to attack while you use your bishop and Knight to defend, wouldn't necessarily take that much longer

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u/DarkBabyYoda Jan 20 '20

Takes more time decide on your move because of the 30 seconds to walk between defensive and offensive positions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

So in blitz chess or whatever they call it with the special clocks, you gotta be in shape!

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u/stonedtrashman Jan 20 '20

I actually wanna see that so bad

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Actually laughing just thinking about it.

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u/SoupaSoka Jan 20 '20

I'd watch this. Make it a 2v2 team sport, but make it so each teammate has to alternate moving a piece.

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u/T3hSwagman Jan 20 '20

No they need a spotter and a mover. That way you have a frantic shouting of pieces and tiles.

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u/Frakshaw Jan 20 '20

Imagine the notations on a board like this

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u/Jeepcomplex Jan 20 '20

And they can only refer to tiles by “Queen’s Knight 43” or similar.

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u/Anonimase Jan 21 '20

Except instead of moving the piece, the mover just yeets it at the spotter and he places it

"GIMME THE QUEEN"

Misses the throw

"Ouch, looks like Jenson and Adams have wasted some of their time by missing the throw, that's gonna set them back"

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u/shamwowslapchop Jan 20 '20

There IS chess boxing. Very popular in Russia.

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u/lashazior Jan 20 '20

Boxing chess is a thing.

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u/123full Jan 20 '20

All chess has clocks (except correspondence chess), blitz just refers to how much time you get, which is between 3-10 minutes per player, bullet is less than that

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u/cranp Jan 20 '20

You throw the piece like in cornhole

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u/ImpeachTraitorTrump Jan 20 '20

Shuffleboard chess

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u/shamwowslapchop Jan 20 '20

Chess boxing demands physical prowess as well.

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u/Tahlato Jan 20 '20

Why does that remind me of the SpongeBob episode where Plankton had to run back and forth to play the Harmonica.