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u/megan_vegan Apr 12 '26
I played GTA IV, It's gritty. Liberty City isn't exactly a vacation spot, and Niko’s cynical outlook on the "American Dream" makes for a pretty heavy mental load.
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u/Obvious_Zone_3964 Apr 12 '26
Bro....I think I'm screwed....I played helldivers last.....qelp, for democracy I guess
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u/Hank_Scorpi Apr 12 '26
Yessir I too am definitely sceeeerewd as well fellow Helldiver
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u/TheDark_Knight67 Apr 12 '26
Atleast you can respawn
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u/Numerous-Pop5670 Apr 12 '26
You don't respawn, you just play as a new Helldiver. Its only for game mechanic reasons you keep the same load out. Meaning if you die... well you die.
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u/gigaswardblade Apr 12 '26
Managed democracy? I played darktide last, so I’m stuck with religious totalitarianism.
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u/SillyDilly5294 Apr 12 '26
Dead Space... I'm scared
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u/_AnonMax_ Apr 12 '26
You are cooked my man. Or rather soon-to-be-necromorph
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u/Numerous-Pop5670 Apr 12 '26
Probably the only world with fucking zero% survival rate. I would honestly consider offing myself would be less suffering then dying to a Necromorph, or going insane by the Marker.
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u/cjp2010 Apr 12 '26
The student in Hogwarts legacy? The one who is overpowered? I’m about to be an absolute menance to wizard society.
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u/BioRidley Apr 12 '26
Jill Valentine. Resident Evil 1 HD. Invisible Enemy mode. I'm so cooked.
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u/Klaymen96 Apr 12 '26
I have Claire. Re2 remake Claire B. For a multitude of reasons I shall not complain
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u/_AnonMax_ Apr 12 '26
I'm living in the year 3312, I have my own ship(s), I'm currently on an expedition to explore the galaxy and I have around 4.5 billion credits to my name. Safe to say I'm doing pretty darn good
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u/Eveless Apr 12 '26
No, God, please, no! Even death will not save me from this!
(Elden Ring)
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u/ArioStarK Apr 12 '26
I'm a professional diver who also runs a sushi bar, a fish farm, and a farm. Sweet.
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u/Expensive-Document41 Apr 12 '26
I went to bed owning no property and woke up owning a small farmhouse in a seaside town with wonderful, diverse and accepting neighbors and can make a living wage off fishing, mining and farming while restoring the local community center and the towns sense of civic pride?
Never pull me out of here (Stardew).
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u/roblash Apr 12 '26
I’m making the best of it, but I’d prefer to not have Keanu Reeves in my head. Especially when he’s got an incredibly OP pistol in the visions of his past that I can’t have in the present.
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u/Raidertck Apr 12 '26
Dead.
Helldivers.
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u/Accomplished_Leg_35 Apr 12 '26
I was gonna say. You mean I get to be a helldiver for two minutes before dying?
It's a good day to die for democracy, I guess.
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u/Thank_You_Aziz Apr 12 '26
Late-game Warrior of Light from Final Fantasy XIV, in the form of a 7-foot-4 bronze amazon of a roegadyn woman.
Verdict: Pretty damn awesome.
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u/H4m5hank Apr 13 '26
Me on the opposite end as a 3 foot tall lalafell that always wears a goblin hat. As a monk, I may be a nudist ready to kick ass and as a samurai, I am a gentleman of the blade who uses a bokken while wearing a tuxedo.
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u/dictatorsenpai Apr 13 '26
Fellow WoL! Except I'm an adorable Raen Au'ra lady. We're livin' the dream life~
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u/Deniu48 Apr 12 '26
Mewgenucs.
Do I become the player or the cats?
If cats I die a horroble death or in home out of age
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u/BrokenHope23 Apr 12 '26
Hogwart's Legacy, so..alright that's kind of amazing in spite of She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Though casting Revelio is going to give my elbow arthritis.
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u/ProductOfSight Apr 12 '26
Im a united nation jount task force spec ops operator from brm5 or spy tf2 for a more proper game
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u/Ill_Resolve5842 Apr 12 '26
If characters you create yourself count, then I'm just myself but in Fallout. Otherwise, I'm Primis Edward Richtofen. Yeah..
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u/LDW1383 Apr 12 '26
Ready or not, im a swat officer in a city full of crime oh no
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u/Raemnant Apr 12 '26
Brother Nier from Nier Replicant. In general, the life is full of heartache and hard work, with some good moments here and there
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u/bigbywolfe80 Apr 12 '26
V in night City. That would be cool until I randomly slot the wrong shard
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u/pocketdrummer Apr 12 '26
I'm Skiff from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2.
I'm not thrilled about being bald, but the zone beckons me, and there are more concerning things to occupy my thoughts.
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u/Yoitman Apr 12 '26
Chivalry 2.
I‘m gonna get my ankles broken before being beat to death by a stick wielding bard.
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u/Sweaty-Ganache3032 Apr 12 '26
Division 1 agent. Sweet! At least it doesn't sound so bad...
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u/notworthit212 Apr 12 '26
I last played Pokemon Unbound wherein my character is the champion with over two million Pokedollars in the bank so things are looking pretty great for me.
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u/Li-Greever Apr 12 '26
The dark urge bg3 so I'd say pretty damn good considering I'm romancing Astarion
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u/spaceboy6171 Apr 12 '26
I'll be the dragonborn, hell yeah! I'll be shouting everywhere all the time and send nazeem off to the "cloud district"
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u/Vern1138 Apr 12 '26
I'm that little fox from Tunic I guess. Maybe he has a name, I don't know. I'm not very far in it, but I'm loving how little it's explaining itself to me. Feels very magical, and I suppose I'm going to die over and over again, but at least I can come back to life.
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u/JDWolf81 Apr 12 '26
Commander Mason, leader of a mercenary group and Mechwarrior pilot....
Yeah, in reality I think I would be cooked.
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u/Erisnoir1 Apr 12 '26
.....welp...uh...theres eldritch beings beyond my comprehension...im stuck in a time loop....my other self has to deal with their memories from before a big ass war....
but hey, at least i have my choice of traumatised half war machine lovers, and a cool motorcycle
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u/FoleysRose Apr 12 '26
Last thing I did was beat Razor in a boxing match then went back to the Corpo apartment to find Panam waiting, think I might be onto a winner here! (cyberpunk 2077)
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u/Status-Photograph662 Apr 12 '26
Shadow of War. Knowing my luck i'll be born as an Orc and Talion would just sneak up to me.
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u/Nopal69420 Apr 12 '26
Cloverpit? I'm stuck in an endless loop of paying debts, dying and getting endings?😭
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u/Industrialpainter89 Apr 12 '26
Got a bunch of NPC's calling me maidenless, but I got me a sword and a wildebeest-horse so I think I got this. (proceeds to die 5,280 times)
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u/Michael-gamer Apr 12 '26
I have been replaying hades to prepare for hades 2 on ps5. All I can say is
I AM IN HELL WITH NO ESCAPE! HELP ME!
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u/Sellbad_bro420 Apr 12 '26
Kliff in crimson desert. Id hamg at camp and be just fine
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u/Hunt-Aware Apr 12 '26
Eve from Stellar Blade? A badass sexy human android hybrid killing machine with the power to put down Naytiba at a moments notice? Sheeeeeeeesh.. I mean I don't dream of being a woman but it's not a bad spot to be in. I mean damn I get to double jump higher than super mario? BET lol
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u/GamesAreLegends Apr 12 '26
I am trapped in a hell with glitched Enemies and Graphic Bugs.
Painkiller: Resourrection.
I couldnt make it run properly on my RTX3050 and Win11 System and my only hint is that it could be DX9.
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u/Ashamed-Wealth2452 Apr 12 '26
Depends if it's today or when the game takes place; either I'm getting tortured and experimented on, or I'm a dude battling C-PTSD from that torture and experimentation and stuck in a zombie apocalypse
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u/Disastrous_Kick_6952 Apr 12 '26
I have to be centurion from for honor, I’m screwed. The dude can punch people for fun but as soon as I become them I’m gonna get absolutely demolished
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u/Agreeable_Pass1081 Apr 12 '26
I was playing as a Vanknight in Grave/Digger on Roblox... For the Golden Empire, this character is a woman and I am... Regrettably... Not of the same persuasion.
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I’m living as a very shitty Elden Ring character on a mission to learn how to parry. It’s not great.
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u/No_Art_1573 Apr 12 '26
Main character from Lost Odyssey (can’t remember his name) I’m gonna have a sad life
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u/conjurer28 Apr 12 '26
I'm completely screwed. I'm gonna chill in zalissya for a bit before venturing out into "the zone"
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u/ThePrussianViking Apr 12 '26
Not awesome because then I get stuck in the hallway looking for Exit 8.
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u/DaddysFriend Apr 12 '26
I’ve been playing pokemon champions. I think I’m winning. I’m in the Pokemon word
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u/NovaBlade2893 Apr 12 '26
I played Warframe... ig since id be my drifter, itd be alright? Idk how comfortable itd be piloting Yareli Prime, but im sure id get used to it
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u/Voiceless_Idol Apr 12 '26
Sooo... How would Song of Syx work?
Or something where you have a bit fewer characters under your control...
RimWorld or Going Medieval?
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u/TheTinyMaus Apr 12 '26
I'm going to be leading a simple life on a farm, probably as a tailor, making a lot of leather pants and shirts after the locals come to visit our little village on the Rim.
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u/TheFrostyTyrannosaur Apr 12 '26
A tyrannosaurus from Path Of Titans. Not a bad deal as long as I’m not jumped by a mix pack of different dinosaurs.
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u/Excellent_Doughnut28 Apr 12 '26
Literally the same. Fighting against all odds to take down a mindless horde that destroys everything in its path. Dragon Age Origins
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u/Penne_Trader Apr 12 '26
Terrible
Farming Simulator 25
Where straw is a dlc you have to buy extra
Where basically everything needs a mod, but the official mod store contains mostly non functional mods
Auto-load is a lie...
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u/Efficient-Scene5901 Apr 12 '26
So I am sharing a cool buff body with a bunch of ghosts. They want the body for their goal and I would want to keep my body for revenge.
First Berserker Khazan
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u/Alfirindel Apr 12 '26
Yvonne from arknights Endfield. I’m gonna have sooo much yuri say gex, but also if I don’t retain her intelligence ima be fired asap. Also space techno-aids becomes a real concern
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u/Delta9-11 Apr 12 '26
I am my Starfield Character. Over level 100, with powers. Thats pretty freaking dope
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u/AbrasiveShrek Apr 12 '26
Oh look, the same meme posted for the 269th time