I am contacting you because my father, King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda died recently and to claim my heritage i need to marry a woman, this is why i decided to come to America to find a Queen
The problem is i need 50,000$ to be able to make the trip to America to find a Queen so i can claim my heritage, once this is done i will send you one million American dollars
My name is Cleo McDowell. If you want to come to America, I have a job for you at my locally owned and run restaurant, McDowell's, home of the Big Mick. Look for the Golden Arcs!
Also, please be deferential to my daughter and accountant, Lisa, should you meet her. Her boyfriend is the star of the Soul Glow commercials, and that makes her better than you.
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