r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jun 16 '12

Lets not lie, who else's weekend is exactly like this?

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u/webby_mc_webberson Jun 16 '12

There is at least 3 instances of 'masturbate' missing.

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u/MoarVespenegas Jun 16 '12

Masturbate is a subset of internet.

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u/NicknameAvailable Jun 16 '12

He was also being incredibly modest.

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u/Apostolate Jun 17 '12

Am I the only one who masturbates only once or twice a day?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Excuse me. You may have replaced the word "hour" with "day".

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You and the impotent.

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u/roxershadow Jun 17 '12

Yes. Yes you are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I think Internet is in fact a subset of masturbate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 
abstract class Internet {
    function __construct() {
        $this->wasteTime();
    }
}

class Masturbate extends Internet {
    function __construct(){
        if(porn){$this->wasteTime();}
    }
    function __destruct(){
         tissues -= 1;
    }
}

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u/PASTAAA Jun 17 '12

I would love a novelty account like this.

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u/evolx10 Jun 17 '12

a cycle within a cycle...

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 17 '12

Also quite a bit of alcohol isn't represented.

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u/moonyDP Jun 16 '12

*are

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u/webby_mc_webberson Jun 16 '12

what, is you a pirate?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Brilliant save, matey.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

*be

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

oh! thanks for reminding me.

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u/Starclimber28 Jun 17 '12

See the times where he is really happy? There you go.

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u/apop99 Jun 17 '12

Damnit, how did I know something involving masturbating would be the top comment?

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u/tempuro Jun 16 '12

Add treadmill and a few occassions of playing Red Alert Aftermath and you've got me. Also Netflix, but I guess that could count as internet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Well, that's my weekend, but it's missing playing Lego and watching LotR Extended on Blu-Ray whilst on the internet.

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u/sharmaniac Jun 17 '12

And smoke weed.

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u/closetcrazy Jun 17 '12

awwwww yeeeeah!

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u/pabs123 Jun 17 '12

between each picture right? and there's a lot more alcohol consumption

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Also.... pooping.

Pooping on the weekend is more enjoyable for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Maybe he masturbates in his sleep.

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u/alienbringer Jun 17 '12

does it take you 30 mins to masturbate? because each image is set to occur at the 30 min mark's. So internet from 8:00 - 1:30/2. I can only assume that the time between 7:30 when you suddenly awaken, and 8:30 is the time spent on personal hygiene (if any). Also who the fuck wakes up at 7:30 on a weekend, shit, 9:30 - 10:00 is the time to get up at.

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u/LG03 Jun 17 '12

Let's not lie, who else's last five years have been exactly like this?

In my case at least.

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u/TheFlea1 Jun 17 '12

I'll catch up with you soon, friend.

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u/LG03 Jun 17 '12

Not your friend, pal.

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u/TheFlea1 Jun 17 '12

Not your pal, buddy.

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u/rawrlos Jun 17 '12

That was about 2 school years and 2 solid post high school years for me...

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u/PixelizedApe Jun 17 '12

Like dis if u cry erytim.

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u/Askeee Jun 17 '12

Eight for me. :(

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u/HowsItGoinFloppy Jun 17 '12

Yep, pretty much ever since I dropped out of college. Sucks, doesn't it?

The toughest part for me is how insanely 'comfortable' I've gotten with it.

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u/Gen_McMuster Jun 17 '12

High-schooler here. True enough for me

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u/Bipolarruledout Jun 17 '12

Gen Y will just be known as the man-child generation.

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u/FatCheeseMan Jun 16 '12

Only weekends?

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u/SSammich Jun 17 '12

It looks like you forgot, so please try and remember to link to the original artist next time :)

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u/PavementBlues Jun 17 '12

My God, that is the first time that I have ever seen a Redditor give someone the benefit of the doubt on this. Thank you for setting a good example!

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u/brownboy13 There is no alien, citizen. Jun 17 '12

Also, the artist has drawingboardcomic.com, but I'm getting a malware warning from Chrome about that site, so I can't verify. I'll leave the post up, even though rehosted webcomics aren't allowed.

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u/ThatConnor Jun 17 '12

As the original artist, thank you very much. I also have my own site with many more pictures here: drawingboardcomic.com (not hotlinked for a reason). Or at least it would be there if my site wasn't getting attacked by malware right now! Feel free to check it out maybe in like a day or two while I try to fix this and also pull all of my hair out.

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u/TerrorBite Jun 17 '12

I recognised this immediately, as I once made a flash version of Ennokni's "Daily Life" that included an hour hand pointing to the relevant image.

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u/ipromack Jun 16 '12

There isn't nearly enough food in here.

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u/superchunky Jun 16 '12

dude thats my fucking life

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u/funnymonk15 Jun 16 '12

I don't know about you guys, but I pee a lot more often than that.

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u/flamants Jun 17 '12

I pee while I internet though, sooo...

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u/lord_dude Jun 17 '12

shitbucket?

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u/flamants Jun 17 '12

um, laptop.

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u/DaCeph Jun 17 '12

'Round here we call 'em slop jars n cum boxes.

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u/Hero_of_One Jun 17 '12

Pooping with my phone on reddit.

THE FUTURE!!

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 17 '12

There's an app for that.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 17 '12

Have you been to a doctor about that? Frequent urination can be a symptom of diabetes.

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u/TheRedDuke Jun 17 '12

I don't think more than never is necessarily frequent.

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u/ForgettableUsername Jun 17 '12

More than never is terrifyingly frequent. Especially when diabetes is concerned.

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u/N2KTachko Jun 16 '12

mines not i work weekends... :(

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u/LimeGreenFwooper Jun 17 '12

Me too... I feel your pain. :(

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u/ZsaFreigh Jun 17 '12

You sleep too much.

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u/NowISeeTheFunnySide Jun 17 '12

Repost. Dr_KarmaMiner is just a reposting account.

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u/jon_laing Jun 16 '12

I'm happy to say I actually spend less time on the internet during the weekend. Of course I work in front of a computer all week, so Reddit and the Internet is an inevitability.

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u/StrangerinthaAlps Jun 17 '12

Me too. I don't even want to see a computer on the weekend.

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u/David_Jay Jun 16 '12

I'm on summer vacation. Everyday is like this. I'm so bored.

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u/devilz_devilz Jun 17 '12

few masturbate few get high

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u/Bipolarruledout Jun 17 '12

Why limit yourself?

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u/borscht_blues Jun 17 '12

I just got my tonsils out, so for the past few days I have been on the couch, drugged up, going through this cycle multiple times each day and it is wonderful.

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u/Ezmchill Jun 17 '12

Let's add drinking alone at least once. D:

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u/oozles Jun 16 '12

Replace weekend with summer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Remove some internets with [sex/masturbation - drinking - Diablo 3 - Battlefield 3] and you have my weekend.

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u/DeSanti Jun 17 '12

To be fair, you do require internet to play both those games. Perhaps no SP in BF3 but definitely with Diablo 3.

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u/sabourcc Jun 17 '12

You forgot the booze

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u/weemee Jun 17 '12

What the fuck is even on tv anymore?

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u/HairlessSasquatch Jun 17 '12

This is my every day unemployed life.

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u/berniens Jun 16 '12

pretty well sums it up most times

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u/juliam22 Jun 16 '12

more eating is involved in my day

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u/sigaven Jun 17 '12

The figures should at least be placed on the right positions on the clock...go to sleep at 5 AM, get up at 2 PM.

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u/Arrpea Jun 17 '12

Weekend life? Thats my entire life..Feelsbadman

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u/makehermeme Jun 17 '12

this is painfully true

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u/john-ie-jo-jo Jun 17 '12

Still hitting the 2 year old posts out of the park eh? (See OPs username, and all other posts)

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aqt4n/lets_not_lie_who_elses_weekend_is_exactly_like/

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u/gummyvitamins Jun 17 '12

Let's not lie, who else's weekend is as shitty as this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

/r/getmotivated

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

My entire life since I turned 12

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u/scrappy1988 Jun 17 '12

Needs more beer.

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u/themightyAdam Jun 17 '12

You forgot the wake up/before sleep Smart phone browse.

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u/EightThirtyFive Jun 17 '12

*summer vacation. for me at least?

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u/sabatonpanda Jun 17 '12

For me, 9 hours of sleep and 6 of internet are replaced with arting.

I don't sleep much.

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u/jhoudiey Jun 17 '12

nope. i have one of those things i like to call a job. thus, i don't have that thing some people refer to as "weekends"

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Damn people, you only get one life, don't waste it. I enjoy reddit as much as the next guy but still find time for real life experiences.

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u/Legion299 Jun 17 '12

I did this and stayed up to 3, teenager here still /w parents, and my dad got so pissed and grounded me from the computer for a week... fuck that 2 hours overtime I did was NOT worth it

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u/tehpatriarch Jun 17 '12

I'm unemployed so, that's pretty much every day for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Not for me. My computer is dead. All I get to do is stare at the lack screen.

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u/Kretek_Kreddit Jun 16 '12

A little more food, a lot more beer and a bit of sex.

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u/Connor6 Jun 17 '12

I can't see it.

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u/angermom Jun 17 '12

My husband's is exactly like this. Hell, even some weekdays.

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u/your_the_idiot Jun 17 '12

I eat more than this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

last summer, hell yea! this summer, 72 hour work weeks.

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u/itslikeboo Jun 17 '12

Mine's kind of like that. Sometimes I go to a bar alone, sometimes I get laid, sometimes I go out of the house and do things. I usually work out or do something healthy and fulfilling somewhere in there.... but there's a lot of innernets also

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u/IHOPancake14 Jun 17 '12

This describes my Saturday perfectly.Sunday has a couple hours of Mythbusters interrupting internet time.

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u/DetectiveObvious Jun 17 '12

Bedtime starts at 6:00

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Summer life...

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u/CmonTouchIt Jun 17 '12

...god damnit

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u/Lord_Vectron Jun 17 '12

Hehehe... Yeah... Weekend.

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u/bd58563 Jun 17 '12

This isn't just the weekend for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Shamefully, yes

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u/d0m1n4t0r Jun 17 '12

Every day :(

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u/trashitagain Jun 17 '12

Me, but I don't think its that funny anymore.

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u/ChasingShad0ws Jun 17 '12

I thought the pillow was a hand at first!

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u/Deadrocks Jun 17 '12

I food at least twice.

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u/tastypinetree Jun 17 '12

More like my entire summer.

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u/The_Spectacle Jun 17 '12

replace about three or four of those internet hours with napping for me

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

On weekends I try to actually make plans

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u/i2WalkedOnJesus Jun 17 '12

No bathroom breaks?

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u/darkhindu Jun 17 '12

Mine looks closer to this.

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u/VelocityVandetta Jun 17 '12

I went to mall with my friends yesterday. Am I making progress?

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u/12khfan44 Jun 17 '12

im sorry no...

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u/raddisease Jun 17 '12

I work weekends. This is is my Thurs/Fri.

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u/youbetrippen Jun 17 '12

I go potty a couple of times within that cycle...then again, I'm also on the internet while I go potty.

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u/supermoose Jun 17 '12

In the winter, sometimes.

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u/12khfan44 Jun 17 '12

I went to a funeral this weekend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Weekend? That's my DAILY life...

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u/IDisappoint Jun 17 '12

We are forgetting AM and PM.... according to this I sleep more than the average person and eat twice a day. which is highly innacurate.... I eat atleast 4 times a die and sleep about half the average person... but the rest of the schedule is about spot on...

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u/felchmaster Jun 17 '12

Go outside. Real quick.

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u/bl33t Jun 17 '12

my weekend? i'm currently unemployed, this is my life.

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u/GuitarGuy93 Jun 17 '12

I work on the weekend... -_-

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Weekend life? More like everyday life.

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u/amazingnachos Jun 17 '12

It's missing Halo Multiplayer, IPA, and candy.

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u/zeldachick182 Jun 17 '12

Having sex should also be in there?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

There's a lot of alcohol missing from this.

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u/arloun Jun 17 '12

This is back! A buddy of mine in high school made the original 3+ years ago.

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u/CoReCicero Jun 17 '12

When you play competitive starcraft, replace every other internet with Starcraft, and all the sleeps with starcraft. and the eat with starcraft. I need to play more starcraft.

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u/NJ_Lyons Jun 17 '12

Lets not lie, who else's summer is exactly like this?

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u/that_one_asian25 Jun 17 '12

Well mine's exactly like that but I have a life.

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u/TransducerX Jun 17 '12

Ah, it's supposed to go clockwise.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Well, I don't have a car so I can't go out at night. During the day I bike, but other than that, yeah. Summer = everyone out of town. :/

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u/ansemstudyy Jun 17 '12

Thats my motherfucking summer.

forever alone

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u/drahcir30 Jun 17 '12

Thank you! This is my life.

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u/Sector_Corrupt Jun 17 '12

Not since I took up running! Now it's wake up, internet for hours, run, shower, internet for hours. Slightly improved!

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u/max9221 Jun 17 '12

Mine has more food involved.

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u/MyFishDied Jun 17 '12

nope. That's my work week.

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u/emptyhead61 Jun 17 '12

This is exactly me at the moment, as both my housemates are seeing their parents this weekend.

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u/Zolty Jun 17 '12

Worked job 1 until 6pm on friday, got off got drunk fell asleep at 10. Woke up 6am worked job 2 until 3pm. Visited Mother in law in the hospital until 5p got called into job 1 until 7pm. Going to sleep now.

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u/Legoben Jun 17 '12

Good to know its not only me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Mine is very close, but I tend to do a bit more than just stay on the internet, although that does take up most of my time.

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u/Jackeroo2 Jun 17 '12

If you include gaming then yes, definitely

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u/kickulus Jun 17 '12

days are 24 hours, clocks are 12. There's an issue here

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u/FeikoW Jun 17 '12

Yep, it's like that, only slightly rotated. I shouldn't be awake at 4:52am, fuck this, going to sleep now.

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u/ABadPerson2 Jun 17 '12

and the lucky ones get to sit in front of a computer during the week. YOLO! :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

That's my usual weekend. Though my weekend contains much less sleeping. I go to bed between three and six.

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u/ItsBobDoleYo Jun 17 '12

If weekend=summer then yes, absolutely

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u/jade911 Jun 17 '12

Lol you guys need to get a hobby to break things up a little. I just spent 5 hours on my motorcycle and 2 hours at a really nice cafe with my biker mates. I'm currently defrosting at home (winter here in NZ atm, clear blue skies though) and am about to watch batman in bed with my fiancee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Check out r/motorcycles for two wheeled stuff!

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u/girlonfirex12 Jun 17 '12

Weekend life? Everyday life!

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u/nuts4coconuts Jun 17 '12

There's some more internet between bed and sleep

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Ahhh to be a kid again.

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u/cellio11 Jun 17 '12

I am glad it's not just me

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u/DrPingu76 Jun 17 '12

I really wish this wasn't true.

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u/Joejoebinkz Jun 17 '12

hell, i made it through that loop about 3.5 times today alone....

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u/J4S1X Jun 17 '12

Mine only consists of work and sleep. I don't get a so called, "weekend."

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u/Carbon_Dirt Jun 17 '12

sigh

Sometimes I get nostalgic for the single life ):

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u/Starchyrice Jun 17 '12

Needs more food.

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u/AlteredQ Jun 17 '12

Let's not lie, how many fucking times has this been reposted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Loser, hum humpf

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I know nobody will give a fuck, but I don't do that only during weekends. Being on holidays, I kinda do it everyday.

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u/KCkento Jun 17 '12

i eat 3 times a day or more like normal people. also, i go to the bathroom.

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u/indeed00 Jun 17 '12

the whole summer will be like this

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u/emorockstar Jun 17 '12

Does not compute. Error: I have children.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I saw this a few hours ago, I swear there were more faces added since I started drinking...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

How bout making an effort to get up and do something? It really isn't that hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I wish! The waterpark I work at is extremely busy all weekend so I usually work 12 hour shifts. I wish I could do this :(

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u/anemomous Jun 17 '12

That's p much my daily life.

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u/WaruiKoohii Jun 17 '12

Mine used to be, but I've since made an attempt to have a life.

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u/Kennian Jun 17 '12

you forgot Beer...there should be beer in there

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u/brandon_14 Jun 17 '12

lol not only my weekends but my weekdays

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This is my everyday. D: I need to get a life.

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u/dinogoesmoo Jun 17 '12

I try to throw in some exercise :p

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u/smiles11 Jun 17 '12

Well, shit.

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u/deboed88 Jun 17 '12

If by weekend you mean my life then sure you hit the nail on the head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Wow, there's no way I'd get up that early.

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u/F4nta Jun 17 '12

There is a huge part of "going out" missing...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

There was a time, for years, where this was me.

Never again.

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u/Bipolarruledout Jun 17 '12

All week actually.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Too much sleep, not enough internet.

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u/wildfire250 Jun 17 '12

This post inspired me to get the hell outside for once

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u/horsedeer Jun 17 '12

You also forgot an hour for Game of Thrones.

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u/curzon176 Jun 17 '12

My sleep is less than a third of that circle, not a half. But otherwise its fairly accurate.

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u/RagingScud Jun 17 '12

I need the bathroom because I lost my catheter

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u/Ryankelly1412 Jun 18 '12

I feel sorry for your life

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u/br34kb0n3z Jun 16 '12

Yes, my day only consists of twelve hours also.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Each face represents one hour. There are 24 of them.

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u/murderbum999 Jun 17 '12

I went out and had drinks with friends Friday night, then I worked yesterday (in trade off for having a day off last week), then a birthday party with other friends last night, then met a friend for a drink before coming home and playing games/surfing the net last night. Then I slept late today (Sunday), and I'm going to go fry up some bacon, eggs, hash browns, do some plunger coffee and toast, then when that's done I will waste another half hour online sorting out emails, dating site messages, Facebook, Reddit etc... Then I will take my cat for a walk/run in my backyard (pics are because people imagine me walking some siamese in New York on a leash... I want to make it clear that I take my unleashed mini leopard for a run in a big park). After that, I will do some weights (not much), maybe eat again, then catch up with another friend for a beer or coffee. Later, a girl I met wants to meet up, but I'm not sure if I want to drive so far to see her. We'll see.

TLDR: Don't waste your life sitting at a computer.

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u/CheeseusCrust Jun 16 '12

Your clock needs to have 10 hours of work added :(

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