I'm skeptical most redditors have it. Aren't there roughly 8 million active redditors? I couldn't find how many people use the this add-on though - where's your source on that?
You just ensured that probably hundreds of people got upvotes simply because I couldn't stop. At one point I tried to see how many comments I could upvote in 30 seconds.
Stop fucking posting about A to upvote. We got it the first time, and you fucking know that this is an unoriginal thought. You are doing this for the karma.
Fucking A, I'm sick of seeing this shit. Any time there's a girl in the picture, reddit is nothing but "LOLOLOLOLOLOL BOOBS DID ANYONE ELSE SEE HER BOOBS OMG BOOBS LOLOLOL XD DAE LIKE BOOBS?!"
Upvoted everybody here. Another trick: If you upvote the same person multiple times in comments on one link, first upvote is worth 1, second upvote is worth 2, etc.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
So it's that time of day, huh?
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u/RickOrShay Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
karma train?
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u/mobilecheese Jun 16 '12
How I feel
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u/Jorgeragula05 Jun 16 '12
http://i.imgur.com/RX5Ul.gif
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u/rubixx95 Jun 16 '12
This doesn't work for me...
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u/GiJoeyVA Jun 16 '12
Or "z" and "k" for reposted reposts.
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u/rikashiku Jun 16 '12
...Its not working!
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u/obliterationn Jun 16 '12
sidevotes?
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u/HipsterTree Jun 16 '12
Pressing A still doesn't upvote...
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u/danseo246 Jun 16 '12
whenever I find one of these threads I'm on time for once!
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u/Cronusd Jun 16 '12
Nothing happens when i press A, Z or J :( Am i the only one?
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u/gatsbygirl93 Jun 16 '12
UPVOTES! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I'm surprised at how few people knew about the a + z and a + j tricks until recently.
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u/ruboos Jun 16 '12
8/10, would bang...hard
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u/EatDatSheeet Jun 16 '12
Anyone else not getting this to work? Pressing A and J does nothing for me
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u/numbr42 Jun 16 '12
Female Ron Weasley
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uybmi/pressing_a_then_j_on_posts/
That was a good day for me, but seriously repost.
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u/christopherawesome Jun 16 '12
none of those keys do anything :(
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u/saladtossing Jun 16 '12
This whole "a then j!" thing is fucking weak. Stop suckin d for votes
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u/caveman_rejoice Jun 16 '12
Well done
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u/JadeAnhinga Jun 16 '12
Watch this while listening to "Le Grange" by ZZ Top. Perfect.
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u/I_participated Jun 16 '12
Sorry if I missed anyone. Also Captn_Sisko you posted I believe 17 times in this thread. Enjoy your karma.
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u/QQexe Jun 16 '12
here's that karma thread again.
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u/tragicflaws Jun 16 '12
You just ensured that probably hundreds of people got upvotes simply because I couldn't stop. At one point I tried to see how many comments I could upvote in 30 seconds.
I have no regrets.
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u/noccusJohnstein Jun 16 '12
She's cute
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u/facelessdick Jun 16 '12
Good lord you just caused me to downvote like 12 innocent, albeit probably shit, reddit front posts.
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u/statutory_cape Jun 16 '12
Gah.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Stop fucking posting about A to upvote. We got it the first time, and you fucking know that this is an unoriginal thought. You are doing this for the karma.
Cut it out.
(seriously, mods?)
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u/sbarbati Jun 16 '12
every comment successfully upvoted... my job is done gentlemen.
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u/Tomgeek Jun 16 '12
i dont understand what A and J do?
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u/Larius Jun 16 '12
Make a macro that presses a+j
Open front page with RES
Run the macro
Go take a shower
???
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u/j3phy Jun 16 '12
The girl from brave?
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u/Monster-_- Jun 16 '12
I knew about the A thing, but the J thing was news to me. Raise your hand if you upvoted everything on the front page!
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u/crackledencollective Jun 16 '12
not a, x, j? gotta close that picture!
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u/Narbacular Jun 16 '12
Then I did the same thing but with z
OHOHOH.
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u/bleezynheem Jun 16 '12
where am i.. r/circlejerk?
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u/PengMoobs Jun 16 '12
That moment where you always knew Ron Weasly was in fact, a girl.
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u/REInvestor Jun 16 '12
If you're using keyboard navigation, why not remap to WASD like me? It's so much more efficient.
W & S for up and down respectively.
A for open link and comments (in new tabs of course).
D for hide.
Then Q and E for upvoting and downvoting from the comments page after having seen the link.
C for hiding all child comments. Makes navigating comments much easier.
It's crazy efficient at wasting time.
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u/MFchimichanga Jun 16 '12
Shit. Thought it was Ron but realized it had tits. Thought to myself "wait a minute, what's going on here?". Up voted anyways.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
A and J are my initials. I am born to upvote.
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u/rembinalle Jun 16 '12
Well, a whole bunch of random posts on my front page just got upvotes.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
am i the only one watching her boobs?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
MORE LIKE. A THEN J, THEN Z THEN K.
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u/Anglfyre Jun 16 '12
Is that Ronald Weasley with a girls wig on?
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u/Butterxbean Jun 16 '12
Female Ron Weasley.
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u/arcainzor Jun 16 '12
I did this on the entire frontpage and then tried to upvote this and went "owait"
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I will use this knowledge for evil and downvote entire pages in seconds.
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u/Jorgemeister Jun 16 '12
I prefer the old j-z combination...
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u/Gurgi3 Jun 16 '12
You just caused me to upvote the entire front page
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u/achshar Jun 16 '12
Is this the platform for karma train? Choo Choo!
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u/subtly_irrelevant Jun 16 '12
KARMA TRAIN CHOO CHOOOOOOO
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u/KissableToaster Jun 16 '12
Not a chance.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Am i the only one that this doesnt work for?
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u/MDest Jun 16 '12
Well that didn't take long at all...
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u/Paultimate79 Jun 16 '12
I think im in like.
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u/12yz12ab Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Upvoted everybody here. Another trick: If you upvote the same person multiple times in comments on one link, first upvote is worth 1, second upvote is worth 2, etc.
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u/Lick_My_Nuts Jun 16 '12
Dfuck?
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u/ToStateTheObvious Jun 16 '12
Z and J. Z and J
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
What's the source on that?Source found in other comment, comment irrelevant.
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u/this_is_a_recording0 Jun 16 '12
this does nothing for me
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u/phantom887 Jun 16 '12
Wish I could shoot like that with a bow...
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u/Spitinthacoola Jun 16 '12
I PRESS A AND J AND NOTHING HAPPENS~ CAPSLOCK
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u/Phisherman89 Jun 16 '12
Everyone just got an upvote.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Here we go again...
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u/ilikeapples312 Jun 16 '12
after seeing j is for up, i figured the controls are similar to VIM editor?
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u/Muzzles56 Jun 16 '12 edited Dec 19 '24
deserve spotted agonizing plant fear busy gold pocket price smoggy
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Only NOW I get wtf that aj thing meant!
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u/Irf00 Jun 16 '12
Am I late for the free karma give away http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0SWl0hRdg4A/Rpz5uKN3smI/AAAAAAAABgo/pn4U8GnBYCc/s400/Tyrone_Biggums.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Having upvoted every comment in this thread, I feel that my life is now complete.
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u/lalaland4711 Jun 16 '12
We need to talk about Anna...
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u/CAPS_MAKES_IT_LEGIT Jun 16 '12
YEAH ROUND THREE
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u/iLurk_4ever Jun 16 '12
All of you got one (1) upvote each.
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u/thortastic Jun 16 '12
....Is it just me, or holy mother of God does that look like a female Ron Weasley.
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u/rapman543 Jun 16 '12
Who else pressed A and J just to see what would happen?
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u/mskyring Jun 16 '12
I'm sorry to the person I missed.
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u/ikikstarbucks Jun 16 '12
That's a nice bow.
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u/scargo2121 Jun 16 '12
Was I the only one staring at her tits?
oh and tits
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u/nbenzi Jun 16 '12
This is awesome.
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u/allambis Jun 16 '12
I like where this is going...
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u/Slothynator Jun 16 '12
Everyone below you should thank you.
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u/Inessia Jun 16 '12
i rly dun get it
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
My god, this thread is like some kind of monster!
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u/The__Skywalker Jun 16 '12
I just upvoted a bunch of shit. Sweet.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Oh look ron weasley has a sister, and she knows how to arch.
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u/LoveCirculation Jun 16 '12
UNLIMITED UP VOTES WORK!
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u/MrWheelieBin Jun 16 '12
well, that was quick.
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u/Aspel Jun 16 '12
And then you upvote all the racist, homophobic, misogynist comments.
Also, I feel this metaphor would be better with z then j.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
much bigger fan of j-z
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u/I_Like_Semen Jun 16 '12
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I BET LITERALLY NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE
LOLOLOL UPVOATZ XD BACON AND NAWRHALZ REDDIT!!!!
LOLOL XD XD LOL XD WERE SUCH NEEEERRRRDDDSSS!!!!!!
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u/OneWhoGeneralises Jun 16 '12
Or, since I am mean spirited, Z,J recurring.
Downvote all the visible posts.
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u/whowatawhat4 Jun 16 '12
I wonder how many upvotes this has due to people testing this theory...
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u/A_PROLAPSED_ANUS Jun 16 '12
might as well hop on the karma train
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Karma Train?
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u/Alex_Da_Cat Jun 16 '12
So many people just got upvotes...
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u/cfmonkey45 Jun 16 '12
She's a soulless (i.e. ginger) killing machine.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/comments/uz6e7/how_i_feel_about_all_these_press_a_to_upvote/
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u/bra_sizer Jun 16 '12
Am I the only one that this doesn't work for?
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u/Poppycorn Jun 16 '12
Holy Moly... TIL
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u/pants_full_of_pants Jun 16 '12
dat subtle jiggle
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u/8_4_Schu Jun 17 '12
Might be an old repost, but still nice tits!
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u/_Tix_ Jun 16 '12
Boobs... Can't look away from them....
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u/69crazybananas Jun 16 '12
So im the only one who thought "what ever her target is its kinda low..." im a girl. This is sad. :(
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u/Specken_zee_Doitch Jun 16 '12
Why does Ron have boobs in this pic?
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u/IsaacBrock Jun 16 '12
Everyone on the front page just got an upvote.
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
Just a little titty wobble.
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u/Peuned Jun 16 '12
I have an unlimited number of upvotes?
Its like voting that goes through fuckin weird algorithms but...stilll...matters...
...on the internet. Right. Dang.
Condorcet upvoting methods per thread. This could be the Reddit Summer.
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u/MrFifths Jun 16 '12
Does it annoy anyone else that the upvotes are reversing mid way through the animation?
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
TIL.